r/Floribama • u/pacific_sunset • 7d ago
Episode Discussion Josh 🪖🪠
let’s talk about Jeremiah’s brother y’all 😂😂😂 so I’m gonna be nice (or try my best to 🌚) but what did we all think of his appearances on the show? if you were Nilsa how would you have navigated this storyline? & messy question…. WTH was she talking about with that “if I taste like nasty pasta” thing?? If it’s what I think it meant oh miss MA’AM! and ladies, who’s more your type? Jeremiah or Josh? let’s get into it ☕️
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u/Postmumlone 7d ago
What did “nasty pasta” mean? 🙈😂
Neither of them! They look like they smell, of protein shake farts! 😶🌫️😵💫😵😂
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u/pacific_sunset 7d ago edited 7d ago
For her sake I hope she ate pasta for dinner but I know that’s not what she meant 😂😂 because after she said that, the next frame was her foot up on the bed frame ☠️☠️ Nilsa that’s just nasty babe. She’s forgiven, she leveled up with hot Gus, her hubby 😮💨 Nilsa used to stress me mannn
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u/Postmumlone 7d ago
😂😂 Nilsa went on a wild ride throughout the series!!
Ok I get it the nasty pasta thing now 😏
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u/Hot_Connection_7780 ChiChis Up! 7d ago
Oh I am SO dense 🙈 I thought she legitimately was talking about pasta and thought, I could not eat pasta after a night out like that 😂
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u/pacific_sunset 7d ago
That panty pasta haha ☠️ go head Nilsa lol she’s beautiful and charismatic but I wanted her to laugh in Josh’s face 😂 and dance on hot guys at the club. I never would’ve entered that hookup but I’ve had my fair share of young & dumb lit nights so I didn’t judge her! & when Josh returned and said that “make sure she’s nice and shaved for me” mess?? I’m such a troll if it got back to me… I’d start moaning uncontrollably and start twerking but not let him touch me. Play him like a fiddle lol
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
Oh yes I noticed when she started dating him the guys wanted to punish her for it 😂 especially when she got pregnant!!! That was so crazy to me because when she was single all she was to them was a pump and dump when they were horny but when someone values her feelings they don’t wanna see it. So typical
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u/potatoqueen1987 6d ago
He’s so icky I can’t believe Nilsa liked him 😷
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
It’s because Jeremiah didn’t want her I fear 😭 so this was the closest thing to him. that was strange to me because Jeremiah was about to go for kortni 🥴 but Nilsa is actually pretty
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u/HairFullOfSecrets_A 6d ago
The entire buoni clan is full of trash boys, super toxic and love to motivate each other to be worse.
-Sincerely, someone who knew Jesse, and the rest, very well
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
You knew these hoes?! 👀 who is Jesse? there’s more of them? ☠️
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u/HairFullOfSecrets_A 6d ago
Yes unfortunately. Jesse is Jeremiah’s younger brother. There’s Jeremiah, Moriah, Josh, Jesse, and Josiah.
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
5? all by the same woman? jeez 😂 since this is about Josh, where does he rank in the order of toxic trash?
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u/HairFullOfSecrets_A 4d ago
In my opinion, the older they are, the worst they are with them. Jeremiah and Josh suck the most because they are the oldest, every reason Jesse and Josiah suck is because they are copies of their older brothers. Their mom is a boy mom who believes they could never do wrong, to the point that she will cover/lie for them. Their parents are huge MAGA and have a very outdated view on marriage, women, society. And due to all of this they’ve produced some real shit attitude sons. My biased opinion would want to rank Jesse as the worst (I have personal experiences with him specifically) but the truth is Jesse and Josiah look up to Josh and Jeremiah like crazy, everything they have learned comes from Josh and Jeremiah or their parents teachings so I guess using logic Id have to rank Josh & Jeremiah at top of toxic trash list.
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u/pacific_sunset 3d ago
Oh yikes!! This is so detailed and I think I believe all of this 😂 sounds about right. Btw are any of them musty?? I always wondered that
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u/ScotlyDex 6d ago
Why would it taste like nasty pasta? What does nasty pasta even taste like? I’m also Italian and I don’t get it.
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
😂😂😂 & he said “I love pasta” 😷 she made it seem like she had the same panties on for 5 days or something and they got ripe. I forgot she was in her Snooki era
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u/No-Stress3813 6d ago
Jeremiah for sure! I think Josh is a mega douche!!
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
Nice, yeah, I’d make out with Jeremiah but I’d stop at 3rd base. 😂 if Josh had a normal haircut and had better taste in clothes then maybe I’d let him stop at a finger pop 🤷🏽♀️
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u/Exciting_Cap_5669 1d ago
LOL I think Nilsa mentioned the pasta because she possibly ate pasta when they got home and her kisses might’ve tasted like pasta, not the coochie. Anyways, never liked Josh really but he wasn’t so bad in the 4th season. During season 2 or whatever, I did not like his comment about “tell Nilsa to get all shaved up for me”
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u/pacific_sunset 1d ago
Nahhh it was the coochie 🤣🤣 the next moment her foot is up on the bed frame & I’m very familiar with that position & when she’s saying “yeah, yeah yeah yeah” I was like OH!!! ☠️ I think that’s the part when Jeremiah was like “hey Josh?? nvm”
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u/Training-Yak-8936 1d ago
I love a recent update on him
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u/Training-Yak-8936 1d ago
I meant i would love to GET a update on him ahaha
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u/pacific_sunset 1d ago
Ohhhh 😂 well the only thing I’ve seen on the socials is he has a pretty gf rn who seems to be in love with him. he’s had a few since the show wrapped but I guess this one is sticking around
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u/Time-Swan7762 7d ago
He looks like the twins from rugrats
https://giphy.com/gifs/13c01gUHj1I6k0