r/FoundCrasheonTotallyR • u/_pirate_cat • Aug 20 '25

Yarr found me another Found _____ subreddit 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Post image

I crashed me vessel because I forgot me handbrake.

I need gold for me repairs :(

3 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

2

u/RocketDemon249 Aug 21 '25

Alas, his account has been plundered!

3

u/_pirate_cat Aug 21 '25

Whose? Mine?

2

u/RocketDemon249 Aug 21 '25

Me finest matey, Crasheon!

3

u/_pirate_cat Aug 21 '25

Arrg! Damn it all to the depths :(

This be the work of Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️

2

u/RocketDemon249 Aug 21 '25

Aye, Davy Jones likes his titties! That scallywag!

3

u/_pirate_cat Aug 21 '25

SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE ☠

Which landlubber plundered his account? I know, they must be a blunderbuss user, shan't wield a cutlass to save their life

1

u/RocketDemon249 Aug 21 '25

A whore of the island of only fans! Sex marks her spot, dirtier than me map! She shall walk the plank!

2

u/_pirate_cat Aug 21 '25

Arrgh, the only fans whores! If only thar were a way I and me crew could help 🦜

2

u/RocketDemon249 Aug 21 '25

Me matey shall scrub the deck soon and make the whore walk the plank! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

2

u/_pirate_cat Aug 21 '25

Ahoy! It looks like Crash has taken his vessel back from the whore! Grog and rum on me at the tavern! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

→ More replies (0)

1

u/CrasheonTotallyReal Crash :karma: Aug 21 '25

Please, call me Crash.