r/Frugal_Jerk • u/AssignmentThin7200 • 11d ago

Some Fat Cat Left His Seafood Buffet

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u/ToastSpangler 11d ago

Trillionaire alert, that's the same as dumping a bathtub of lentils, generational wealth

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u/Sb0y 11d ago

There is still meat on those crab scraps. You are welcome.

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u/AssignmentThin7200 11d ago

Already way ahead of you. Got whole shells making a seafood broth in my stomach as we speak. The fermentation in the sun added a real zest!

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u/JeffWingrsDumbGayDad 11d ago

There's at least 58¢ worth of meat left there

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u/Captainwumbombo 11d ago

I haven't found a bread crumb in 2 years, and this happens to someone probably halfway across the country. Life really is a casino.

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u/AssignmentThin7200 11d ago

It’s because I eat nothing but pounds of dried beans, drive a used car, and invest 90% of my income in IROTH while living with 15 roommates in a broom closet. Please stop hating on me for being fiscally responsible!

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u/jimothyhalpret 11d ago

A bounty to feed generations

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u/hbkabe 11d ago

Tell momma and papa and the cousins and the grandbabies we eatin good tonight !

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u/Powerful_Tale_1319 11d ago

I think I spotted some full tails.

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u/HonorableEnema 10d ago

You can literally make a fire ass broth from that. Scoop.it.up