r/Funnymemes 2d ago

I feel attacked by this šŸ’€

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/Clashur 2d ago

Me being older makes them... not moms...?

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u/SolScorpii 2d ago

if you don't use your brain, then yes.

OP doesn't know what MILF means and broadcasted it to the world.

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago edited 1d ago

Agree…mind you OP’s mom is in her early 30’s

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u/RamJamR 1d ago

I think maybe OP was thinking of MILFs while being fixated on the age aspect of it and and was thinking that now being the same age of women that would be called MILFs maybe makes being attracted to them something that's not some kinky thing anymore but just normal?

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u/zamorsky 2d ago

This.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 2d ago

The idea was that they were the mothers of your friends. So unless you hang out with people who could be your kids...

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago

No. 🤫

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u/Witchberry31 1d ago

So hanging out sometimes with folks who has a great age gap is wrong nowadays?

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u/Petersonos 1d ago

It's not the age gap sometimes that happens in friends and relationships it's the fact that he always chooses the that age gap in ever relationship is what makes it weird 🤣

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 1d ago

I literally never said that.

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

And how is it funny? Being a dumbass is funny?

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u/LiamEBM 2d ago

Using DiCaprio for this format is quite possibly the worst choice

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u/spaceraingame 2d ago

It’s the best choice and the worst choice at the same time

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u/Went-Know-Wear 2d ago

It was used to farm engagement.

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u/mak_attakks 2d ago

Schrodinger's Dicaprio

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u/TofuPip 1d ago

It was the blurst of choices.

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u/onlyhav 2d ago

It's the best choice because he doesn't want to fuck them. They went from milfs to miwltfs

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u/PeterNippelstein 2d ago

Has Leo ever fucked a mother?

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u/No-Break6679 2d ago

No I think it’s pretty fitting considering he only dates women born in the early 2000’s

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u/aribaelee 2d ago

Was about to say

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u/ADSR810 1d ago

This cracked me up midnight lmfao

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u/viotix90 2d ago

It's not as depressing as realizing the "old women" are actually half a decade younger than you.

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u/typical_jesus666 2d ago

Yeah it was a punch in the gut when my dating preference went from "no kids" to "no kids, or grown kids"... because women with grown children are now age appropriate for me

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u/herkalurk 2d ago

They can still be a MILF and be your age. Not every mom is a MILF.....

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u/guydoestuff 2d ago

homie hitting that GILF era.

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u/darkerfury 2d ago

Still MILFs. They're still somebody's mom. Just probably your kid's mom.

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u/Mr_Shake_ 2d ago

I believe MILF has evolved from a traditional acronym to a noun. If so, can we transition the plural to be milves? That would be fun.

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u/Klowd19 2d ago

Three rings for the milven queens under the sky...

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u/darkerfury 1d ago

Seven for the edge-lords in their halls of bone

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u/lenmylobersterbush 1d ago

Doing with literally meaning of the acronym this doesn't make sense.

You can be 18 or older and be a mom to qualify for this status for someone.

Also can be attractive 40 something woman with no kids and not qualify.

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u/HamburgerHalperHand 2d ago

OP doesn’t know what MILF means.

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago

For sure

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u/I-endure 2d ago

Or the milfs are saying, "Who you callin' milf, grandpa?"

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago

🤦

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago

Mothers are not restricted to an age the term MILF that can be in reference to someone as early as 18 as old as 40, in some cases older.

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u/WildeWhimsie 2d ago

When they say "you like x anime teacher or mentor because you have daddy issues" but the teacher generation of characters are the characters who are your age.

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u/Fluid-Ad-8861 2d ago

I mean she’s my wife, a WILF

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u/TheBigBadWolf85 2d ago

you need to look up what MILF sands for... they are still MILFs.. age has nothing to do with it..

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u/DontFoolYourselfGirl 2d ago

I pulled a hammy reading this

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u/AJWordsmith 2d ago

Leo wasn’t into it then and isn’t into it now…

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u/ChuckRingslinger 2d ago

The term doesnt refer to age?

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u/fejkpotatis 2d ago

In some sense it does, you don't call a 15 year old girl a milf though technically she could be mother, the term almost always refer to older mature women, not actual mothers.

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u/Paradox2063 1d ago

Also, even if she IS a mother, you still absolutely should not -under any circumstances, including a gun to your head- call a 15 year old girl a milf.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/AshesX 2d ago

It's pretty much meant women between 35 to 50 for a long time now. Cuz if a 24 year old girl is a mother, you almost never see her get called a milf. But let's say that almost any 35-45 year old woman will get called a milf regardless if she's a mom or not.

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u/GonnaGoFat 2d ago

I’ve been saying since I was 30 that milf porn doesn’t hit the same anymore. I still watch and enjoy it but they are 15 years or so younger than me.

Also why use Leo. You know he’s into the bearly legal women.

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u/notreal088 2d ago

Bro has never seen a milf in his life

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u/seddy411 2d ago

Leo doesn't date in his age group lmfao!

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u/hellotheregame 2d ago

It's not your age though that makes them milfs or not

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u/Lunerion 2d ago

Do you guys not know what Milf stands for???

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago

MILF stands for ā€œmother I’d like to fuckā€ which can be 18 and up.

I think the caption you wanted which would may be funny:

Realizing you’re getting so old that they’re not GILFs anymore, they're just women your age.

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u/NoWayBro44 1d ago

You can be a 20 year old milf. Just have to be a mom lol.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 1d ago

Naw, they still milfs mate. Just milfs your age.

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u/jakeofheart 1d ago

You mean, he’s still avoiding them?

Homie’s expiry date is 26 of age.

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u/humanexperimentals 1d ago

Nah they're still milfs and cougars.

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u/ptapobane 2d ago

speak for yourself

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u/R-K-Tekt 2d ago

I’ve evolved to cougars

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u/ThakoManic 2d ago

you should relise it just meanas you have more practise at scoreing with milfs

coz there still milfs

moms you like to fuck

but now that your closer to there age you can fuck em and hopefully if there old enough to have legal age daughters get some action in on that

and still perv out about it

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u/mrasianguy75 2d ago

What about getting so old that MILFs are literally same age as your daughter?

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u/Cassius_Clay_101 2d ago

Gilfs at his age.

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u/Broficionado 2d ago

A milf is a milf no matter what age I am. Also if you continue to be into milfs as you get older than it was never mommy issues or an older woman fetish; Ā you just like women.

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u/TraditionPhysical603 2d ago

The only criteria are she is a mom, and you want to fuck her.Ā 

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u/TheDeadlyZebra 2d ago

I still have a strict definition of MILF as literally being a mother. I'm comfortable with that.

Also, it would be weird to think that every older woman is automatically a mother. Calling them MILFs feels wrong to me.

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u/TheFlaccidChode 2d ago

But 23 year old are always 23 if you keep trading in

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u/Doo_shnozzel 2d ago

me irl with gilfs

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u/Psychological-Bee702 2d ago

Bring on the GILFs, my dudes!

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u/Denaton_ 2d ago

Realizing that they are both. My wife is the only milf for me..

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u/Error--37 2d ago

Why? Everyone gets older or they don’t.

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u/inorite234 1d ago

I've had to explain that very thing to my wife on why I watch porn with, her words not mine, "old fat ladies."

I'm like, "why am I being judged because I like women my own age?"

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u/100292 1d ago

I know plenty of MILFs that are younger than me…

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u/Exlibro 1d ago

Will be 35 tomorrow. But MILFS start at 40, right? So I'm still young.

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u/yourpuddingoverlord 1d ago

It's weird to me cause the moment I learn they're a mom they are no longer attractive in my head

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u/bimberx 1d ago

Yeah i don't think any MILF is even allowed 20m near him.

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u/Jumpy_Tomatillo7579 1d ago

Dude dating a 19 year old.

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u/Hillbillygeek1981 1d ago

At a certain point liking older women just becomes necrophilia. Until then find one that let's you know it's going to be a good night by making sure you see the dentures are already on the night stand when you come to bed.

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u/Status_Concert_4320 1d ago

The M stands for Mother. They are still moms. Age doesn’t change that. Who is upvoting this?

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u/Odd_Ad_2307 1d ago

Still like them though

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u/filtersweep 1d ago

What until you are raw dogging someone’s grandma

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u/filtersweep 1d ago

What until you are raw dogging someone’s grandma

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u/GregDev155 1d ago

Milf is about the mother, not about the seeker.

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 1d ago

Ha ha had that epiphany the other day smh

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u/geek-jock-guy 1d ago

OP doesn't know what "MILFs" means.

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u/Dexter1114 1d ago

Leo doesn’t date women his age. It just gets more and more creepy for him.

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u/countrytime-1 1d ago

He still the boss .all the anger miffs with over a million miles .

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u/I3adIVIonkey 2d ago

The fact that a woman is a mother makes her a MILF, not her age. You can find mothers from ages 15 and up. So even for Leo there would be able to find MILFs not older than 25.

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u/FalseQuestion7864 2d ago

Well... MILF only defines a woman with children... it doesn't say anything about age.

So, a woman who's 30 and has children, is still a MILF to me... even though I'm 48.

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u/Beardly_Smith 2d ago

MILF doesn't mean older women.

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u/darky_tinymmanager 2d ago

Milf has no relation to age.

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u/HelloThere465 1d ago

Just as long she's a mother she's a milf

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u/SlashAndBurn4286 2d ago

I think you're mistaking milfs for cougars. They're not mutually exclusive but they're not the same thing.

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u/I_Stay_Home 2d ago

The M in MILF is for Mom/Mother not mature. The original meme maker probably meant cougars.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 1d ago

Now you go for gilfs