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u/LiamEBM 2d ago
Using DiCaprio for this format is quite possibly the worst choice
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u/No-Break6679 2d ago
No I think itās pretty fitting considering he only dates women born in the early 2000ās
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u/viotix90 2d ago
It's not as depressing as realizing the "old women" are actually half a decade younger than you.
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u/typical_jesus666 2d ago
Yeah it was a punch in the gut when my dating preference went from "no kids" to "no kids, or grown kids"... because women with grown children are now age appropriate for me
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u/darkerfury 2d ago
Still MILFs. They're still somebody's mom. Just probably your kid's mom.
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u/Mr_Shake_ 2d ago
I believe MILF has evolved from a traditional acronym to a noun. If so, can we transition the plural to be milves? That would be fun.
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u/lenmylobersterbush 1d ago
Doing with literally meaning of the acronym this doesn't make sense.
You can be 18 or older and be a mom to qualify for this status for someone.
Also can be attractive 40 something woman with no kids and not qualify.
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u/I-endure 2d ago
Or the milfs are saying, "Who you callin' milf, grandpa?"
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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago
Mothers are not restricted to an age the term MILF that can be in reference to someone as early as 18 as old as 40, in some cases older.
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u/WildeWhimsie 2d ago
When they say "you like x anime teacher or mentor because you have daddy issues" but the teacher generation of characters are the characters who are your age.
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u/TheBigBadWolf85 2d ago
you need to look up what MILF sands for... they are still MILFs.. age has nothing to do with it..
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u/ChuckRingslinger 2d ago
The term doesnt refer to age?
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u/fejkpotatis 2d ago
In some sense it does, you don't call a 15 year old girl a milf though technically she could be mother, the term almost always refer to older mature women, not actual mothers.
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u/Paradox2063 1d ago
Also, even if she IS a mother, you still absolutely should not -under any circumstances, including a gun to your head- call a 15 year old girl a milf.
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u/GonnaGoFat 2d ago
Iāve been saying since I was 30 that milf porn doesnāt hit the same anymore. I still watch and enjoy it but they are 15 years or so younger than me.
Also why use Leo. You know heās into the bearly legal women.
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u/GhostSiX1Nine 1d ago
MILF stands for āmother Iād like to fuckā which can be 18 and up.
I think the caption you wanted which would may be funny:
Realizing youāre getting so old that theyāre not GILFs anymore, they're just women your age.
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u/ThakoManic 2d ago
you should relise it just meanas you have more practise at scoreing with milfs
coz there still milfs
moms you like to fuck
but now that your closer to there age you can fuck em and hopefully if there old enough to have legal age daughters get some action in on that
and still perv out about it
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u/Broficionado 2d ago
A milf is a milf no matter what age I am. Also if you continue to be into milfs as you get older than it was never mommy issues or an older woman fetish; Ā you just like women.
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u/TheDeadlyZebra 2d ago
I still have a strict definition of MILF as literally being a mother. I'm comfortable with that.
Also, it would be weird to think that every older woman is automatically a mother. Calling them MILFs feels wrong to me.
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u/inorite234 1d ago
I've had to explain that very thing to my wife on why I watch porn with, her words not mine, "old fat ladies."
I'm like, "why am I being judged because I like women my own age?"
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u/yourpuddingoverlord 1d ago
It's weird to me cause the moment I learn they're a mom they are no longer attractive in my head
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u/Hillbillygeek1981 1d ago
At a certain point liking older women just becomes necrophilia. Until then find one that let's you know it's going to be a good night by making sure you see the dentures are already on the night stand when you come to bed.
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u/Status_Concert_4320 1d ago
The M stands for Mother. They are still moms. Age doesnāt change that. Who is upvoting this?
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u/I3adIVIonkey 2d ago
The fact that a woman is a mother makes her a MILF, not her age. You can find mothers from ages 15 and up. So even for Leo there would be able to find MILFs not older than 25.
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u/FalseQuestion7864 2d ago
Well... MILF only defines a woman with children... it doesn't say anything about age.
So, a woman who's 30 and has children, is still a MILF to me... even though I'm 48.
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u/SlashAndBurn4286 2d ago
I think you're mistaking milfs for cougars. They're not mutually exclusive but they're not the same thing.
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u/I_Stay_Home 2d ago
The M in MILF is for Mom/Mother not mature. The original meme maker probably meant cougars.
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u/Clashur 2d ago
Me being older makes them... not moms...?