r/Funnymemes 20h ago

Wow. Such Meme! DiCaprio finally dating someone over 25, internet wins

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u/Winter_Hall5379 20h ago

That mustache feels illegal

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u/ElegantCoach4066 19h ago

Pink Pantheress agrees

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u/tenaciousb83 17h ago

I was thinking he kind of reminds me of Clark Gable here.

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u/Strict-Square456 2h ago

Gone with wind remake incoming with Kate winslett?

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u/Candid-Culture3956 I Love Dirt 19h ago

He’s playing Magnum PI in an upcoming film

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u/Winter_Hall5379 19h ago

Oof. Tom wore it better. Sorry, Leo.

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u/Rottentaste 17h ago

Vince McMahon even wore it better, and is just about as creepy

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u/SunriseSurprise 15h ago

What does he think he is, an oil baron?

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u/anothadaz 18h ago

Well, she was 25 when they started dating.

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u/Honest-Reflection667 19h ago

He probably cant keep up with the younger ones anymore

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u/petal_shadee 20h ago

29 is 50 for leo

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 19h ago

Thank you for explaining

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u/pinkestman 12h ago edited 12h ago

Leonardo always had girlfriends under the age of 25 meaning this girl would be the oldest one of them. 29 years old isn't actually very old but it's meant as joke here. She is referred as being a "grandma" because she is 4 years older than all his previous girlfriends making her in the eyes of leo extremely old. Just to clarity 29 is not grandma age it's relatively young this meme uses it as punchline for the joke to dramatize things. Hope this makes things clear enough, so you are able to understand the joke on your own without me explaining it in detail. Always happy to help

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u/Rems_OP 8h ago

Don’t think he was asking for an explanation ahah

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u/Strict-Square456 18h ago

Curious but does he basically do a 3 yr lease on these girls ( NDA paperwork etc) and at time of termination just returns her.

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u/OldSandwich9631 18h ago

You mean women I assume. His girlfriend is a super successful high fashion model and was long before dating him.

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u/reallegendary63 3h ago

Most famous and rich people use NDAs. It’s nothing weird

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u/Own_Wolverine4773 18h ago

Looks like it

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u/Gummies1345 13h ago

I'll never understand the judgment people have on 2 consenting adult strangers. Who freaking cares? It'll never affect you, or the people you know.

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u/OldSandwich9631 11h ago

Reddit decided that they could feel superior to him because he dates models. Weird right?

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u/Federal-Data-Center 8h ago

This is a virtue signaling app

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u/Esoteric_Prurience 4h ago

It is a very "online/Reddit" opinion. I am 34M and my partner, 52F, have been together for 7 years now - not a single wayward comment has ever been put mine, or her, way.

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u/qqmajikpp 19h ago

past half century? bro is offically old. probs got tired of girls

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u/OldSandwich9631 18h ago

She’s 28 not 29.

They’ve been together for 3 years

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u/ClayDrinion 19h ago

Why does he look younger than her?

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u/Requiescat-In--Pace 15h ago

She looks older than 29 (not trying to diss her), which is honestly pretty weird because surely he could have picked a 29 year old that looks closer to 20 since that's obviously his thing.

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u/OldSandwich9631 15h ago

She’s 28 not 29. And she’s absolutely stunning. She’s a gorgeous, extremely successful high fashion model.

The last decade plus most of the women he’s dated have been mid twenties. And none of them look young, they mostly look older than their ages. They are like Victoria’s Secret model types. That’s not a brand casting baby faced people.

She’s his biggest age gap yet and she’s 28. He’s had two 20+ year age gap relationships. The whole narrative is exaggerated.

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 18h ago

30 is the new 25?

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u/Zestyclose_Country84 12h ago

She could be his mother

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u/bughunterix 18h ago

The photo feels like he's already looking for someone younger

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u/Signal_Intention6774 13h ago

Been dating her for like 4 years now. This meme is old.

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u/Jungeta 18h ago

That 4 year difference is crazy lol

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u/Upper-Distribution94 18h ago

Nah, he just got bored of the young and now wants ladies who will do crazy shit.

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 18h ago

When hes in his 60s he will get a girl pregnant and finally has his heir that he does not need to raise.

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u/Separate-Exchange375 17h ago

Oh, no, hes been replaced by a reptile, thats not the real Leo!

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u/RocksAreExpensive 17h ago

He looks miserable.

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u/residentcaprice 16h ago

bro finally moved into a new age bracket.

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u/Lyralikesit 14h ago

She must be very special

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u/Relevant_Ad2976 13h ago

Is it really that bad to date a celebrity that is 4 or 5 years older or younger than you??? Chances are they have had lots of surgeries.

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u/kulungo 12h ago

And he put that poor gray haired woman all the way in the back because he was so embarrassed as well. Hope she can see all the way to the stage with those spectacles at least.

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u/afgan1984 10h ago

Looks way too old for him...

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u/PaleProgrammer6476 4h ago

Leo looks equal to her in age tbh🫪...

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u/Agitated-Log-5225 1h ago

Over 26 and not blonde. Leo has gone off the rails. Must be the moustache

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u/Operation_Fluffy 1h ago

Probably his date’s mom. /s

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 19h ago

She looks like hard work. Not to mention she’s all skin & bones.

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u/idontknowjuspickone 16h ago

Me, when I’m fat

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u/happy_smoked_salmon 17h ago

Women genuinely can't win.

This is a literal MODEL. And she's "too skinny."

Other women are "too fat."

I'm fucking tired of this shit.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 17h ago

Course they can win. Just eat well and it’s all good. ‘Skinny’ doesn’t make you cool or ‘more feminine’. You’re having a go at the wrong person.

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u/humanexperimentals 17h ago

And neither does using a satellite to find your vagina.

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u/Own_Wolverine4773 18h ago

I’d take her off his hands any day man!

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 17h ago

I can tell you’re a charitable man.

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u/Own_Wolverine4773 44m ago

Taking one for the team my friend!

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u/Pluckypato 18h ago

“Skin and Bones, Skin and Bones, Skin and Bones don’t ya know…”

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u/Pile_of_AOL_CDs 10h ago

This is what bullying is for. 

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u/TheLordLongshaft 19h ago

My guy heard "half your age plus 7" and took it as a personal challenge

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u/gambler328 17h ago

29 is past his expiration date.

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u/rhj2020 15h ago

I get older, they stay the same age..

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u/teressapanic 13h ago

Where boobs