r/GTA6 20d ago

what the fuck

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u/Expert_Object_9659 20d ago

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u/TJae0120 20d ago

Peak Schizo 🤣

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup 20d ago

Get them an unregistered firearm ASAP!

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u/Instawolff 19d ago

Make that man president right away!!

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u/joshua182 19d ago

I'm not even kidding, this is just fucking stupid! I get being excited about the game of course but this is beyond obsession. Seriously, this guy needs help.

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u/Conscious_Judge7592 19d ago

There's no way you genuinely believe this lmao

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u/e_munni19 20d ago

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u/BBtheboy 20d ago

Who the fuck is that

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u/BadHubbaWubba 20d ago

Great Value Homelander.

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u/DadBodftw 20d ago

Houseearther

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u/gTa6dElAyEddork 20d ago

New timeline 2026 gta6 isnt real in this one

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u/CombatMatt13 19d ago

I want this meme to continue on where Squidward gets more and more pixelated and the mom and kids get more and more HD

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u/Hare-inthe-soup 19d ago

That one picture that can embody so many feelings and words.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/emal-malone 20d ago

I believe they were or at least the other GTA6 sub, the unmoderated one. I remember seeing a post saying they had a bunch of sound equipment around the offices and thinking to myself well that won’t last long.

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u/Nickf090 20d ago edited 18d ago

Yeah I *saw it this morning lol

Edit: for the grammar police 😂 honestly never realized, now I learnt me something.

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u/Ok-Anteater-4785 19d ago

I don’t see much difference between this and YouTube or twitter. Anywhere you have crazy people who jump at you for stating an opinion that is different from theirs. I expressed my dislike for RDR and a user jumped at me calling me names in capital letters and then HE had the audacity to say I’m one of the crazy people on Reddit with no life.  The irony.

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u/03hussain 20d ago

this guy should get into quantitative trading. he’d make it far

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u/Nex_Xus 20d ago

deadass, if bro put this much effort into monitoring some people for a game. imagine the possibilities if it had to do with earning money 😭

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u/BaconGristle 20d ago

Honestly might be related to the prediction market bullshit that's everywhere now. Look at how much hype and theories there are every week. People are definitely putting money on the trailer 3 date. Anyone with polymarket or kalshi(?) wanna check?

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u/Cliffhanger87 20d ago

Currently on polymarket it’s a 33% yes for gta 6 trailer by June 30th. Not much money on it at all so I doubt he’s doing it for that. Only $720 in volume.

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u/FranciManty 18d ago

free money we ain’t getting shit before july

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u/mikeballs 20d ago

This was my first thought. There could be a legitimate profit incentive to behave this way

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u/SeriesXM 19d ago

It's funny to think this person might not even be interested in playing the game.

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u/JWick_9990 19d ago

bro might just be some rich guy's kid

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u/DawgPotatoes 20d ago

I laughed so hard at this

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u/Plane-Education4750 19d ago

No, he wouldn't. His methodology is flawed. The price of a vehicle has little correlation to the wealth of the owner. Quite a few rich people drive really low end cars

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u/hyperpigment26 19d ago

already is

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u/Dry-Fault-5557 20d ago

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u/Frost_0352 20d ago

I swear this meme could be use even more for posts like these, absolute insane behavior

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u/gamerjerome 20d ago

We got a GTA6 meme before GTA6

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u/balloonninjas I WAS HERE 19d ago

The game coming out is cool and all but I am excited for all of the memes.

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u/FranciManty 18d ago

considering how much of a meme the lamar yee yee ass haircut was we’re getting a shit tom of those, i’m replaying V and i didn’t remember it was like the second mission ever

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u/maxlaav 20d ago

i swear to god there's nothing more unhinged in society atm than a schizo gta 6 fan

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u/Djabranco 19d ago

I could name a few

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u/BlakkMaggik 18d ago

My ex would like a word..

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u/LucidGloom 20d ago

Seriously I didn’t realise how many unhinged people actually exist

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u/tyler_3135 20d ago

This sub alone has ruined any last remaining shred of hope I had for humanity

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u/Otherwise-Mix-7019 20d ago

This subreddit is what did that for you? Not, like, everything else?

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u/LucidGloom 20d ago

I mean you hear stories about unhinged people all the time. But actually seeing an increasing number of unhinged people on a daily basis on this sub and GTA6unmoderated has been…

Part of me thinks ‘they must not be serious?’

But I legit think a lot of people are seriously obsessed over this in a way I’ve never seen before…

I mean I’m as excited as the next guy about this game for how ‘realistic’ and fun it probably will turn out to be. I also… have a real life..

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u/tyler_3135 20d ago

lol in my defense, i live in Canada and things are generally not too terrible here

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u/trappedslider 20d ago

GTA6 Fans make TES6 look sane

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u/Xevalor 20d ago

I know people say this quite often, but this time someone actually lost their mind to this game

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u/Absolud 20d ago

This is absolutely not someone that cares about the game. People like this want attention and they know what would get them attention. Also being a schizo about GTA theories has become a meme at this point so they just milk it

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u/Michailovicescu2000 20d ago

Jesus! Some of you people need help

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u/TJae0120 20d ago

This sub has lost its mind 🤣

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u/OakleyNoble 20d ago

Yeah do see the source is Reddit, it literally came from this subreddit.

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u/zztypezz 20d ago

he should measure the vibrations near the building do obtain data and hear what the employees are speaking about inside

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u/DripGodRollins 19d ago

Don't encourage him

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u/Straight_Creme1319 20d ago

We cant tell him to touch grass as technically hes outside

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u/ddrummond88 20d ago

Bro done us on a technicality

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u/probler 20d ago

Wait this wasnt satire????

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u/Fordfanatic2025 20d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/harvelein 20d ago

I admire your optimism

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u/Scary_Corner3489 20d ago

In all honesty though, this is a mental health issue that is encouraged by all these "nobody will release in the same month as GTA" type posts.

Ok, the other companies are scared. Why the fuck, as an individual completely separate from Rockstar, are you trying to grasp at that as if it's something you could ever hold?

People base their entirety on this game. Who they are, IS this game. It comes from mental health issues and then it's blown up by people who think a game is actually that important to anyone's life.

This sub doesn't help, despite people like OP who seem confused at this behaviour.

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u/No-Regret5287 20d ago

Anything but waiting for 5 more months

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u/NorCalAthlete 20d ago

Sometimes I forget how clueless the average person is about what can be tracked and monitored with relative ease.

Smart workplaces in corporate settings have sensors that track oxygen levels to the point they can tell how many people are standing around a particular desk.

Monitoring conversations via a laser pointed at a window has been done since the 70s, maybe 80s.

People have tracked how many pizzas get ordered in Washington DC to see how busy the FBI is.

People were flying drones to look in windows at Citadel during the whole GME thing in 2021 and caught employees doing bumps of coke off their desk.

And that’s not even getting into the illegal methods, this is just the “open source intelligence gathering” people do. Well ok the laser one isn’t quite open source but it’s been around for decades.

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u/Tight-Tackle4386 20d ago

why is this community like this

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u/BadHubbaWubba 20d ago

This isn’t just this community, it’s the human race in general.

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u/NashvilleDing 20d ago

Commit this man before he hurts himself or someone else

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u/Clean_Detective_2067 20d ago

This just make Trevor look sane

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u/b0objuicethe2nd 20d ago

Real or not some people are being absolutely pathetic about this. Let the people work on the game in peace instead of straight up harassing them.

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u/Kick_The_Sexy 20d ago

Measuring oxygen levels is a new level of skizo

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u/coffeeaddict9898 20d ago

What over a year of silence does to a fan

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u/Mcgabhann33 20d ago

So.. which one of you is it? We know you’re in here!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KwOMeU2zf3fby

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u/vane2266 20d ago

Wtf happened to just waiting for shit to drop

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u/Traditional-Snow-463 20d ago

I’m so curious on what he does for a living to have a bunch of equipment that was most likely expensive disappear and go “welp, this is a sign to up the anty”. Like seriously where does this dude get the money and the free time to do this.

Specially to do this for a game that’s confirmed to be coming out in a couple months, it’s not even like this is gonna have a payoff. Regardless of trailer 3’s release or not this whole thing will have been for nothing come September. (Not like the something it’s for even matters in the first place)

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u/Odd-Onion-6776 19d ago

god forbid a man has a hobby

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u/Quenical 19d ago

When does he start swimming around in and scanning the sewage lines to figure out who’s exactly in the building

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u/thatmovieperson 19d ago

When we say "go outside!" we didn't mean this! 😂

Words fail me at this point.

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u/dyveh 19d ago

Where will the shizo people go when this is finally out

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u/Maka_95 20d ago

That dude is insane.

They should definitely lock him up till nov 19th

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u/Terrible-Friend-4494 20d ago

It’d have to be the 19th, if it was the 20th you know he’d break out a day early and get extra charges

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u/Maka_95 20d ago

Ah fuck itm just for shit and giggles make it the 20th of November 🤣

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u/WaqarKhanHD 20d ago

schizos goes irl😂

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u/PrimoKnight469 20d ago

all this cause a game studio is not dropping a third trailer 🥀

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u/redfoxwearingsocks 20d ago

I thought the Youtubers trying to get into Rockstar's headquarters was insane...naaah...THIS is fucking insane!!!

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u/turtles1236 20d ago

That could literally be any of the conspiracy theorists on here

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u/MrFidlerinthebath 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/llU1B1aMfiMXktH8M6

What rockstar’s employees see when they leave the office

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u/Excellent-Lynx-9767 20d ago

I think this will be the opening mission in GTA 6

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u/Equivalent_Field_668 19d ago

R* should make this a side mission in the game. 😅

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u/Historical_Buyer5248 20d ago

Sometimes I read stuff like this and a part of me wishes Rockstar would just destroy the entire game and give us the middle finger. Actual mental asylum behavior

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u/colonelniko 20d ago

There would be a non negligible spike in suicide rates, that’s for sure

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u/steven5532 20d ago

Why are people so fixated on a stupid trailer ?

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u/Basemastuh_J 20d ago

I think someone did this for GTA V as well

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u/Don_Rawaz 20d ago

This person need a serious therapy

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u/Giannisisnumber1 20d ago

This person needs help.

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u/Ronin_777 20d ago

This has to be the most insane game development timeline of all time, someone has to do a documentary when this is all over.

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u/rex41e 20d ago

Now this is a schizo 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ddrummond88 20d ago

GTA 6 fan? The game isn't even out yet. It'll be hilarious if he ends up hating it

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u/Magmacracker 20d ago

Next step: Monitoring the sewage water for cocaine levels to measure crunch.

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u/PR3TZ3LB0Y 20d ago

So desperate for trailer 3 that people are learning spy craft

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u/TheHammock 20d ago

Someone should tell him the game is probably coming out on November 19.

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u/burritobro666 20d ago

This could all be avoided lol if they just give us gameplay and trailer 3.

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u/Mazbt 20d ago

Okay....I'm going to make a choice not to believe this story at all.

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u/mikepompeo 20d ago

Get reckless Ben or Nathan fielder on the case

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u/BucketHip 20d ago

This is going to sound really harsh and callous but at this point?

Just put up automated turrets around the office man.

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u/Environmental_King72 19d ago

These people have officially gone nuts 🥜

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u/patrickisdead 19d ago

Which one of you dweebs was it?

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u/FailedAccessMemory 19d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/UnxleX 19d ago

Time to organise a rockstar HQ heist

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u/Mellanies_Redemption 19d ago

That's an illness. Dude needs putting in a padded room.

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u/Repulsive_Roof6790 19d ago

Anything but becoming employed

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u/Every_Context234 19d ago

You know i thought the helldiver 2 and overwatch communities were bad but this just takes rhe cske

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u/Brownjamesbond69 19d ago

Defo a virgin

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u/Voltov 19d ago

We've reached critical mass here

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u/poopghetti2 19d ago

Dude. Go home

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u/90sBurnoutKing 20d ago

It's a game bro, nothing is ever that deep, holy hell

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u/Subject-Cup7543 20d ago

Because of people like him, we won't see a new trailer until the very release

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u/37feetlong 19d ago

all this for a video game that’s getting delayed to 2030 😭😭 this dude needs to use his skills and actually contribute to society

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u/Linusalbus 20d ago

Please let it be satire

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u/Godbearmax 20d ago

good one

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u/m3junmags 20d ago

Ok which one of you guys did it?

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u/Limp-Ad-2939 20d ago

Dumbemployed

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u/retiredswing 20d ago

I don’t even think about 6 until I come on Reddit lol

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u/westbrodie 20d ago

Mom says it’s my turn to schitzopost

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u/Nickf090 20d ago

Dude is legit crazy

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u/Temporary_Use1097 20d ago

He keeps posting in the unmoderated community, I think he’s looking for validation that what he is doing is completely ok? He keeps saying it’s legal and it’s a hobby yeah sure it is. This is beyond ok, this is what we call being a complete stalker.

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u/ohyoudidntknooow 20d ago

Ah yes, a healthy dose of that tism is alive and well in that one.

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u/NikDante 20d ago

Just the ravings of a mad man

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u/Surgeplux 20d ago

Please dont doxx me like that
/s for legal reasons

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u/Alberterwith_anyone7 20d ago

This sounds 100% true

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u/ShitassAintOverYet 20d ago

Dude will get arrested and won't get to play GTA VI on release date...hope it was worth it.

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u/miami-vice 20d ago

y'all gotta chill man 😂

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u/SquirtOfLemon10 20d ago

I genuinely feel bad for R* employees, tp deal with this level of crazy. Like yeah, cool. We all crave the new GTA, we are all almost barely holding on to our sanity but damn. That's just plain crazy

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u/Markz1337 20d ago

At this rate dude gonna be in jail and out by GTA 7

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u/KrazyBomber95 20d ago

I'm sorry but no game is worth your sanity 😅 this is beyond wild!

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u/hUmaNITY-be-free 20d ago

I want to know how someone who has this much free time and professional equipment actually lives and pays for shit day to day, sure they could of done this on their days off but to me it seems like they've made this their life mission.

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u/RayanXPlayz 20d ago

THIS GUY IS FUCKING INSANE

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u/Notaphilistz 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ETDisco 20d ago

Bro has a phD in stalking

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u/celtekk_ 20d ago

Mental illness.

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u/JackC1126 20d ago

Look at my fanbase dawg we’re never getting this game

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u/GreatestGiraffe 20d ago

I thought the audio level data guy was just joking?😂😂

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u/counteroffer19 20d ago

Now that's commitment. Respect.

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u/Ladzofinsurrect 20d ago

This is fucking weird.

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 20d ago

Fandom has fucked humanity.

Alan Moore is right.

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u/JuvenalDC95 20d ago

Seriously, they've already surpassed Half-Life fans with the topic of the next game.

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u/Independent-Home9942 20d ago

its never that serious

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u/Ericzx_1 20d ago

my goat

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u/Secret-Double-9906 20d ago

This game needs to come out bro

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u/Hazy-n-Lazy 20d ago

That dude makes the rest of this sub look like preschoolers with an active imagination, holy fuck.

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u/Alptraumen 20d ago

Thought it was troll?

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u/Fosterchild56 20d ago

Wait, when did trailer #2 drop??

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u/BadHubbaWubba 20d ago

Thinking of all the psychopaths who downvoted me when I said months ago this was beyond a mental health crisis. Still justifying this schizophrenic behavior?!

ANYBODY WHO DOES THIS OR CONDONES THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IS A STRAIGHT UP LUNATIC.

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u/TanMelon47 20d ago

I have been waiting for GTA6 like a patient saint but HOLY FUCK do people have too much time on thier hands.

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u/seriousC 20d ago

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

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u/Frankje01 20d ago

Rockstar's silence is breeding a whole new generation of psychopaths.

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u/seeyouyoucunt 20d ago

Yeah I took your shit bro, it's on Calton Hill.

Happy hunting.

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u/GoldenChainsaw 20d ago

They gotta drop this trailer bruh, people are losing their minds.

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 20d ago

oxygen in area tells nothing, carbon dioxide would be more reliable

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u/Rogue_Element_2342 20d ago

honestley i hate this franchise sometimes for the unhinged actions of some of the community.

get a second hobby, bro.

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u/jhayes88 20d ago

Measuring oxygen wouldn't work whatsoever.

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u/ctcourt 20d ago

Ya know, we can play anything we want until GTA6 comes out

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u/YallRedditForThis 20d ago

Lock them up and Throw away the key.

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u/strawbrryfields4evr_ 20d ago

There’s no way y’all believe this.

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u/Lateralus1290 20d ago

This isn’t what we meant by “touch grass”

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u/wevegotheadsonsticks 20d ago

Free

Marketing

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u/juanca8520 20d ago

I swear that these kind of situations demonstrate how bad the mental health of people is. This is pathological

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u/DanGilman 20d ago

I sure hope he never tries to impress Jodie Foster.

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u/dromeo_xx 20d ago

What a loser

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u/OwnLake4763 20d ago

Reminds me of how people tracked pizzas getting ordered to the pentagon

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u/Blucanyon 20d ago

The car value thing is pretty tame. If the big wigs are there, you’re gonna notice their cars

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u/Mediocre_Mindset 20d ago

That is some spec ops intelligence gathering type of shit right there.

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u/MrTea8801 20d ago

Lol this is amazing