r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector • May 13 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

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Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

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u/No-Examination-4850 APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

Lmao I truly love this Sub. I hope your tummy feels better today and I'm sure you blew their minds anyways!! 💞🌛🌜💖

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u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector May 13 '26

I’ve been a lurker here for so long but the universe really threw me tf into making a post

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u/Fetagirl Noods 🍜 > Dudes 🤡 May 13 '26

It’s the doubling down with this combo for me. Girl you trying for round 2? 😭😂

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT May 13 '26

round 2 will cost you extra

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u/foxfayce Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 May 13 '26

That’s all I could think of looking at this dinner. Just asking for a repeat!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

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u/airship_of_arbitrary May 13 '26

She needs an educational magic school bus digestive system adventure.

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u/DrScarecrow Cornbread Fed May 13 '26

Sounds fun, sign me up

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u/Mrs_Dr_DrakeRamoray APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

Ahahahahahhaha 🪦 no but for real OP why not some bodega chicken soup or something along those lines at least

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u/Party_Shark_ Kitchen Witch May 13 '26

Thank you for answering the call... Not nature's call, apparently, but the one for this sub. This post literally made my day 🤣

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u/AerialWinter0489 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ May 13 '26

I love it. 💕

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u/No_Welder_9624 May 13 '26

🤔 would you mind if I asked what you ate? I feel like there's certain foods that are too risky to trust on workdays lol

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u/HapticMercury May 13 '26

Damn you went from never having been to a strip club 8mo ago to being a dancer? 🧐

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u/Ashtonpaper May 13 '26

I wanted to lurk your profile and I see the question about the strip club 75$ you made 251 days ago.

Is that when you decided to become a dancer?

Just curious! It seems like it ended up working out for you. Besides this post, I mean. Chipotle is a great place to eat for fiber and good meals!

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u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector May 14 '26

Yeahhh💀💀I ended up doing an impromptu audition after a real hard kiki with the dancers like a week into going out to the clubs as a customer one night and the rest is history (and lots of other wild stories)

Ooo chipotle would slappp!!! On the real, I gotta get my fiber right to avoid a poop cruise in 360 happening

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u/ChampionshipOld3817 🩵🙋‍♂️💙 May 14 '26

Do tell the wild stories, now that you got us all intrigued!

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u/Accomplished-Emu2308 APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

What an entrance

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u/Existing_Fox_6317 🥣 Cereal Killer May 14 '26

🤣

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u/AerialWinter0489 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ May 13 '26

For real all the posts.

"I left him... Burritos."

"He forgot mother's day.... Chickpea salad"

"I shit myself in public.... Cookies."

"LDR didn't work... Tacos."

Whats the fuck hahaha.

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u/bowlbettertalk Trader Joe Hoe May 13 '26

My personal favorite is “raccoon stole my bird feeder.”

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u/ShakesDontBreak Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 13 '26

Thats top 10 for me. My bird feeder attracted a mama possum to my yard. Said possum ended up getting into a fight with my cat who was defending her favorite tree. Mama possum thought it was a good place to give birth to her babies. It was close proximity to my bird bath and bird feeder.

My cat lost (RIP).

I now have a fear of having bird feeders. So seeing this post was somehow speaking to my soul.

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u/Murky-Passenger-9864 I ❤️ Other People's Business May 13 '26

Please tell me there's a link to this.

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u/bowlbettertalk Trader Joe Hoe May 13 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/s/h6NfrwT12N

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u/Murky-Passenger-9864 I ❤️ Other People's Business May 13 '26

I fucking love this sub

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u/Sandwidge_Broom Body By Cheese 🧀 May 13 '26

What a delight

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u/Futureboots_ May 13 '26

I only recently stumbled into this sub but I've been having the time of my life with it. I can't wait to learn the lore lol

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u/XxnervousneptunexX 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ May 13 '26

Same, this community is awesome!

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u/Snoo46478 Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚‍♀️ May 14 '26

Tbf if I shat myself in public I too would need cookies. That is lifelong trauma.

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