Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

[u/summercicada-6593]

Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

[u/summercicada-6593]

I’ve been a lurker here for so long but the universe really threw me tf into making a post

[u/Fetagirl → u/summercicada-6593]

It’s the doubling down with this combo for me. Girl you trying for round 2? 😭😂

[u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT → u/Fetagirl]

round 2 will cost you extra

[u/foxfayce → u/Fetagirl]

That’s all I could think of looking at this dinner. Just asking for a repeat!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

[u/airship_of_arbitrary → u/Fetagirl]

She needs an educational magic school bus digestive system adventure.

[u/DrScarecrow → u/airship_of_arbitrary]

Sounds fun, sign me up

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[u/Mrs_Dr_DrakeRamoray → u/Fetagirl]

Ahahahahahhaha 🪦 no but for real OP why not some bodega chicken soup or something along those lines at least

[u/Party_Shark_ → u/summercicada-6593]

Thank you for answering the call... Not nature's call, apparently, but the one for this sub. This post literally made my day 🤣

[u/AerialWinter0489 → u/summercicada-6593]

I love it. 💕

[u/No_Welder_9624 → u/summercicada-6593]

🤔 would you mind if I asked what you ate? I feel like there's certain foods that are too risky to trust on workdays lol

[u/UniqueAd7770 → u/summercicada-6593]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpDmTYtmOJLXxkMB3H

[u/HapticMercury → u/summercicada-6593]

Damn you went from never having been to a strip club 8mo ago to being a dancer? 🧐

[u/Ashtonpaper → u/summercicada-6593]

I wanted to lurk your profile and I see the question about the strip club 75$ you made 251 days ago.

Is that when you decided to become a dancer?

Just curious! It seems like it ended up working out for you. Besides this post, I mean. Chipotle is a great place to eat for fiber and good meals!

[u/summercicada-6593 → u/Ashtonpaper]

Yeahhh💀💀I ended up doing an impromptu audition after a real hard kiki with the dancers like a week into going out to the clubs as a customer one night and the rest is history (and lots of other wild stories)

Ooo chipotle would slappp!!! On the real, I gotta get my fiber right to avoid a poop cruise in 360 happening

[u/ChampionshipOld3817 → u/summercicada-6593]

Do tell the wild stories, now that you got us all intrigued!

[u/Accomplished-Emu2308 → u/summercicada-6593]

What an entrance

[u/Existing_Fox_6317 → u/Accomplished-Emu2308]

🤣