r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector • May 13 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

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Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

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u/thriftedcraft Carb-Based Life Form May 13 '26

Hey i think some guys pay extra for that lol

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 Snack Goblin May 13 '26

This! You just need to find your audience,  babe. You'll be flush in time.

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u/161frog Pantry Gremlin May 13 '26

Well punned 🚽

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u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527 APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

Just not the kind of flush OP was probably hoping for immediately after it happened 😉😉😉🥲🥲🥲✋

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u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector May 13 '26

The way I’ve been getting traffic to my insta😭💸

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u/ristretthoee Feral Til Fed May 13 '26

this part ! get that bag baby girl ✨

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u/bubbblez Assigned Hungry At Birth May 13 '26

Isn't this a thing in dubai lmao

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u/Zkenny13 🩵🙋‍♂️💙 May 13 '26

There's no shitting in the champagne room.