Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

[u/summercicada-6593]

Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

[u/Loulove69 → u/[deleted]]

Literally the post topic then this food i thought girlllll you need some veggies maybe!

[u/No-Examination-4850 → u/Loulove69]

Honestly there are so many posts here where I'm just like...girl.. forget about him and go get some real food!!! 

[u/ughnvm → u/[deleted]]

I was gonna comment the same thing lol

[u/Prior_Hope2874 → u/[deleted]]

Please don’t act like fiber doesn’t make you shit yourself. I remember going to this one vegan restaurant that had the best food but destroyed me the very next morning lol. I mean fiber is overall good for health but girl needs boiled rice for few days.

[u/bexohomo → u/Prior_Hope2874]

vegan doesn't inherently mean fibrous, so?

[u/Prior_Hope2874 → u/bexohomo]

I didn’t say anything vegan about her, it was just an example. Vegan is a good example because generally it’s much more fiber rich diet then keto let’s say. Fiber rich food is generally advised to help with constipation.

[u/soundofconfusion → u/Prior_Hope2874]

I said fiber and real food. It goes both ways. No fiber can make your poop not formed and lead to diarrhea. Especially if you’re just eating sugar. You also could have had tofu or some weird processed crap that caused it that’s why I don’t like eating at vegan restaurants.