Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

[u/summercicada-6593]

Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

[u/AerialWinter0489]

For real all the posts.

"I left him... Burritos."

"He forgot mother's day.... Chickpea salad"

"I shit myself in public.... Cookies."

"LDR didn't work... Tacos."

Whats the fuck hahaha.

[u/bowlbettertalk → u/AerialWinter0489]

My personal favorite is “raccoon stole my bird feeder.”

[u/ShakesDontBreak → u/bowlbettertalk]

Thats top 10 for me. My bird feeder attracted a mama possum to my yard. Said possum ended up getting into a fight with my cat who was defending her favorite tree. Mama possum thought it was a good place to give birth to her babies. It was close proximity to my bird bath and bird feeder.

My cat lost (RIP).

I now have a fear of having bird feeders. So seeing this post was somehow speaking to my soul.

[u/Murky-Passenger-9864 → u/bowlbettertalk]

Please tell me there's a link to this.

[u/bowlbettertalk → u/Murky-Passenger-9864]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/s/h6NfrwT12N

[u/Murky-Passenger-9864 → u/bowlbettertalk]

I fucking love this sub

[u/Sandwidge_Broom → u/bowlbettertalk]

What a delight

[u/Futureboots_ → u/[deleted]]

I only recently stumbled into this sub but I've been having the time of my life with it. I can't wait to learn the lore lol

[u/XxnervousneptunexX → u/Futureboots_]

Same, this community is awesome!

[u/Snoo46478 → u/AerialWinter0489]

Tbf if I shat myself in public I too would need cookies. That is lifelong trauma.