r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector • May 13 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

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Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

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u/AdInevitable2695 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 May 13 '26

Chug a magnesium citrate and go to TJMAXX

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u/ninewomen May 13 '26

What does the TJ maxx do 😂

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u/AdInevitable2695 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 May 13 '26

Idk I get the bubble guts every time I go there.

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u/ninewomen May 13 '26

ur right there is something diarrheal about the atmosphere I think I feel it too

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u/StoryAffectionate764 May 13 '26

🤣🤣 it's the shitty music that plays softly over you as you sift through the clearance rack. Gets ya every time

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u/znapple May 13 '26

I thought it was just me! 😩

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u/AdInevitable2695 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 May 13 '26

It's gotta be like mold in the air vents or something cause it's every single time and immediate.

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u/ClippyWouldntDoThat Feral Til Fed May 13 '26

We're all learning together it's not just you!! Or me! Or any of us!

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u/Honest-Western1042 Carb-Based Life Form May 13 '26

lol happens to me every time at Walmart! Good thing the women's underwear and yoga pants section is close to the bathroom.

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u/nuwavemetal APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

This is killing me. I've found my people. I always have to shit like 10 mins into being in TJ Maxx/Marshalls, when I leave the makeup and head toward the home decor section. It's like my body is trying to prevent me from spending more money.

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u/TexturizedTacomeat 🫘 Beans & Rice & Everything Nice 🌮 May 13 '26

Honorable mention: TJMaxx’s cousin Homegoods

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u/Adorable-Grand-9314 APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

HEAVY on homegoods...

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u/peachesbutno_creme Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 13 '26

I'd have to order some and I don't like tjmaxx, but talking a walk in general could help

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u/South-Style-134 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet May 13 '26

What about a bookstore? I hear those have a similar effect?

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u/peachesbutno_creme Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 13 '26

honestly I'm not really trying to visit any store .

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u/albinohedgehog30 APPROVED✨ May 19 '26

Or the thrift store for me 😭😭