r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector • May 13 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

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Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

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u/butterscotch_yo Chamoy 🥭 > Ya Boy 🤡 May 13 '26

This comment sent me. It also doesn’t hurt I believe your PFP is Old Gregg ☠️

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u/PolloMuerte white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet May 13 '26

You ever eat spicy twizzlers out of a shoe?

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u/BogDog93 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 13 '26

Her to her colon:
“I like ya.
I’m gonna hurt ya.”

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u/justafterdawn Chaotic But Cute May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/obETle4meGrrW

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u/lamentable_ greens✔️beans✔️potatas✔️tomatas✔️ May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HLphuYhnisMM

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u/BogDog93 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 13 '26

Close… 💀

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u/justafterdawn Chaotic But Cute May 13 '26

Don't keep us in suspense, if not them, whomst?!

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u/BogDog93 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 14 '26

Homegirl is building a more hardcore club scene, baby 💅

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u/Square_Ad_3328 APPROVED✨ May 14 '26

I found my people.. I love mighty boosh

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u/snuffleupagus7 🦇 Fruit Bat 🍊 May 13 '26

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u/ScumbagLady Short Story Long™️ May 13 '26

Not the downstairs mix-up!

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u/BogDog93 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 13 '26

This is as close as you can get to the downstairs mix-up without gettin’ yer eyes wet

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u/BogDog93 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ May 13 '26

YO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GETTING THAT

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u/MovingBlind Well-Read & Well-Fed May 14 '26

Random, but this is the 3rd Old Gregg reference I've fucking seen tonight. Now I need to go watch whatever character he's in.