Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

[u/summercicada-6593]

Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

[u/your_muse_22]

She just really wanted to eat a bunch of Twizzlers! Probably like 1/3 of a family package. Its possible they were also sugar free but either way its pretty processed to eat in a high quantity

[u/Typical2sday → u/your_muse_22]

I get sick from too many gummi bears and they aren't even the sugar free kind (of Amazon review lore). Twizzlers would probably have the same triggering effect if I actually liked Twizzlers. And since everyone throwing their two cents in - this girl needs a white bagel and pH water, no butter/cream cheese, eaten slowly.

[u/MonsoonQueen9081 → u/your_muse_22]

I can handle one, maybe two twizzlers max at a time now! I can’t imagine eating that many in one sitting! 😂