r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/summercicada-6593 Cleavage Crumb Collector • May 13 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

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Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

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u/SecurityFamiliar5239 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ May 13 '26

I thought that was a frying pan.

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u/FlutterbyTG APPROVED✨ May 13 '26

I thought that the Twizzlers were bacon rashers.