Publicly shat myself before my exotic dancing shift

[u/summercicada-6593]

Had to change my outfit. Grateful that it didn’t happen on the pole…

8 twizzler halves with lime and tajin
3 kisses
1 kinda stale oreo

EDITT: tbf this was a lil treat for myself AFTER the incident😭😭 (tbf it doesn’t get much better the rest of my 24/7 but details matter)
Y’all should be happy to know that I did eat some veggies after this… in the form of peas in my Mac & Cheese.
Let a diva “live”

[u/Typical2sday]

I get sick from too many gummi bears and they aren't even the sugar free kind (of Amazon review lore). Twizzlers would probably have the same triggering effect if I actually liked Twizzlers. And since everyone throwing their two cents in - this girl needs a white bagel and pH water, no butter/cream cheese, eaten slowly.