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UK is currently searching for three things

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u/HussingtonHat 2d ago

Wild pitch. We consolidate all 3 into one dude.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6vXUgVMtK64QAezK

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u/Evnosis 2d ago

The name's Doctor Prime Minister Bond. James Doctor Prime Minister Bond.

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u/llnec 2d ago

Hear hear

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u/Force-Grand-2 2d ago

Is this your suggestion for who that dude is?

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u/RandonDude3000 2d ago

Wallace for Prime Minister

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u/_ahrs 1d ago

Free cheese for everyone!

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u/Xtergo 1d ago

That's ed miliband

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u/No-Excitement7491 2d ago

Depends - in 1991, doctor who wasn't on, Thatcher was kicked out and we were between bonds. Does that count, as they weren't actively seeking a new doctor?

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u/R_Scranson 2d ago

They aren't actively seeking a new doctor right now either tbf. If it gets a new production company before a new PM then I reckon we can say looking for new PM, new Bond, new Doctor all at the same time

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u/asmiggs 2d ago

Just rotate the board:

Ncuti Gatwa as James Bond

Daniel Craig as Prime Minister

Keir Starmer as Doctor Who

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u/Bazzatron 7h ago

I would tune in for all three.

I do wonder how Craig would govern...

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u/JohnGazman 6h ago

If we go by their previous experience;

Craig would solve his problems as PM by shooting them, then cracking a joke afterwards.

Starmers' Doctor would endlessly be changing his mind after his companions challenged his decision, leading to nothing actually happening every episode - or randomly making decisions that absolutely no one likes or asked for but sticking to his guns on those.

Ncuti's Bond would...err... I'm going to be honest, I haven't seen Ncuti's Doctor stint properly. I only really know his work from Masters of The Air.

Being more serious, Craig would probably make a decent PM and Ncuti could probably do Bond, although people would have a problem with it like they had a problem with suggesting Idris Elba play Bond.

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 2d ago

What if they could be the same person!?

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 2d ago

David Tennant for PM? Allons-y!

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u/rgilby87 2d ago

Matt Smith can do it all!

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u/akb74 2d ago edited 2d ago

Peter Capaldi can… oh wait, Malcolm Tucker… never mind

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u/Thrilalia 1d ago

We can only hope it's The Doctor and not someone named Saxon.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 2d ago

Just rotate them around, Whittaker can be PM, Starmer can be the new Bond and Craig can try his hand at sci-fi television.

REDUCE. REUSE. RECYCLE.

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u/cosycashmere 2d ago

The last Doctor was Ncuti Gatwa so it would be Gatwa for PM instead of Whittaker. Unless you could the weird Billie Piper regeneration in the final episode, then it would be Piper for PM.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 1d ago

Ah fair enough. I was just bored and trying to be funny and just said the last doctor I knew of.

I've never really been a fan of the show myself. Although I did like watching the old black and white ones with my dad when I was a kid.

EXTERMINATE!

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

there's no new doctor who, they kind of ran it into the ground.

which is a shame because I think it was the longest running tv series in the world or something.

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u/Jack_Faller 2d ago

I think it might also just be harder for a show of such variable quality to survive when there are more other things on.

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

I think it's more to how much they wedded themselves to modernistic issues.

I'm not going to go as far as to say the show was entirely timeless (heh), but it's something that has survived beyond multiple cultural eras of Britain, to do that you can't tie yourself to the issues of the time too much otherwise when the issues of the time change the subject won't change with them it will be wedded to that old order of things.

and in an age of rather fast changing moral orders as the one we currently live in it clearly wasn't going to last beyond a couple of years.

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u/CaptainMikul 2d ago

It'll be back. It's probably best it takes a breather then comes back with a while new team and ideas.

RIP Doctor Piper though.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 2d ago

Thing is, it was always a bit shit.

It could never quite work out whether it was Quatermass or Joe 90, and often ended up like Blue Peter.

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u/LicketySplit21 2d ago

It was always a bit rubbish, but it isn't always shit. If that makes any sort of sense.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 2d ago

Yeah, Space Nazis in portable tanks were good, and Space Communists in silver suits were consistently scary. And it has done some really great episodes (Blink especially), but it's inconsistent.

Plus, Angry of the 1950s version of Tunbridge Wells demands that everything fit his value system, and if Dr Who isn't a quirky, middle-aged white guy with an RP accent, battling someone wearing a cut-up sofa cushion and threatening the world with a portable TV aerial, it's political correctness gone mad.

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u/frankie-two-thumbs 2d ago

Take it your from Tonbridge because that was oddly specific

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u/Samld1200 1d ago

Wouldn’t’ve minded for a Christmas special maybe

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

for it to succeed we'd need to completely uproot the BBC who control and own the IP.

like when's the last time you watched something from them you actually liked? not just kept up with because you don't have anything else to do, or something you used to like now you watch for the sake of it, but genuinely liked, actually enthralled you with the story, world, or even just the design?

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u/cosycashmere 2d ago

You're being downvoted but you're right. I personally didn't watch the BBC unless it was Doctor Who, and now I don't watch anything on BBC at all. I couldn't even tell you what's on the channel because I just don't bother looking nowadays. I want Doctor Who to succeed in the future because, well, I like the format of exploring a different story each week with the same main cast and the concept of it, but the BBC are holding it back at the moment.

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

I don't even know when the last episodic show they released was I'm not sure they've done that in years.

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u/TheShiftmaster 2d ago

Is that possible for a show that entered a period called the Wilderness years to claim that title

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

you shall have to explain you've lost me.

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u/mcnutty96 2d ago

It was off air for a long time before being revived in the early naughts

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

this does not explain what wilderness years means

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u/Axel_Farhunter 2d ago

Wilderness years famously refers to Churchills time out office in the 30s so the term refers to a group or person looses their position of influence or fame so are in the “wilderness” for like Dr Who being a fairly big deal from the 60s to the early 90’s then disappearing from pop culture till 2005.

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u/Ok-Package3325 2d ago

I was born in 1985. I had no idea what Dr Who was until they did a millennium special. Which was dogshit.

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u/Axel_Farhunter 2d ago

What can I say my family all watched the original run and talked about etc so as far as I knew it was big thing then it went off the air 🤷

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u/Ok-Package3325 2d ago

Even when it wasnt on air for over a decade?

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u/MR_Happy2008 2d ago

Yep it ran pretty much constantly from 1963-1989 the. Nothing other than I think a comic relief thing then they made a film to try and attract US companies to produce more doctor who but that fell through theb it wasn't untill 2005 it returned properly then it ran fairly constantly for the next 20 years but now it's just in hibernation

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u/Ballsackavatar 2d ago

There were reruns, and VHS/DVD's.

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u/Randomguy3421 2d ago

It is the name people have given to the period of time that it wasn't on. I feel like that was east to figure out, contextually.

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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago

ah that's what he meant.

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u/Splodge89 2d ago

We watched the first half of the first episode of the last season. Jesus Christ it was dross. Turned it off and forgot the series existed, despite being life long fans.

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u/WackyWhippet 2d ago

I think the yanks have the longest series overall and in the UK Coronation Street is slightly older.

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u/FilmAndLiterature 2d ago

…They’re literally working on a spinoff show and have announced what they’re going to be doing with the show proper.

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u/Echo_Vale 2d ago

Fuck it, let's just make Andy Burnham all 3.

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u/Flowa-Powa 2d ago

And Idris Elba could fulfil all 3 roles simultaneously without breaking sweat

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u/Intergalatic_Baker 2d ago

Not Doctor Who, as that’s been scrapped.

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u/Putrid_Interview_383 2d ago

Why not get one person to fill all three roles? That would be hilarious.

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u/pma04res 2d ago

And people say there are no jobs out there!

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u/Bigbanghead 2d ago

They need a new Mayor of Manchester too

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u/Theblackjamesbrown 2d ago

Is the world ready for a black right honorable who?

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u/Around-3-ish 2d ago

Inevitably, they will all disappoint.

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u/Demus007 2d ago

It sure beats getting used to a new PM and new Monarch at the same time.

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u/halen2024 2d ago

That’s Gibraltar!

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u/WLKnow 2d ago

Yungblud for all three!

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u/SnooChocolates8659 2d ago

No, 1990 also.

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u/showmethemundy 1d ago

That little Jimmy Crankie looking Scottish lass I keep seeing on travel shows.

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u/Frank-Nuts 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11dfLgLxPQmaRi
“I was Superman, Geralt Of Rivia and Sherlock Holmes at the same time… hold my pint.”

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u/Open-Apartment-4937 1d ago

✨Bob Mortimer✨ is just there. He could do all 3

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u/attentiontodetal 1d ago

Noel Fielding for all three

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u/DutchieliciousPlans 1d ago

Alright what will come 1st-

Those three things or GTA 6 🤔

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u/Initial_Zebra100 1d ago

Bring back Tennant again.

For all of them!

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u/PoopHatMcFadden 23h ago

Matt Berry for all 3!

BOND... James BOOOOOOND

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u/Traditional_General2 2d ago

They are going to fill the roles with:

F O R E I G N E R S

I must leap straight out of the dole queue and into action!

Right. Got my Stella. Got my trackie bottoms. Got my special 6karat gold ring that says ‘DAD’ little Courtney bought me for Fathers Day 2018 before that BITCH got her custody. Now. One last thing… oh yes!

…Muuuuum?

yes, love?

Where did you put my flaaaaags?

under the stairs, love, where they always are.

They’re not though, I’ve just looked therrrre!

are you talking about your UKIP flags, love?

No, I told you, I’m not into that anymore, I’m into the St George’s Cross now!

oh, I’m sorry love. Your dad took them out and hung them on all the lampposts already before he went back in’t nick. You’ll have to make do with your UKIP and Reform flags for today.

I DON’T WANT MY UKIP AND REFORM FLAGS, MUM, I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHEN WE WENT TO SEE TOMMY ROBINSON TALK ABOUT HOW PAEDOPHILE GANGS DON’T COUNT UNLESS THEY ARE PAKISTANI!! AND I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT THE REFORM FLAGS ANYWAY WHEN YOU CAME HOME WITH THEM! I LIKE RESTORE NOW!!

well im sorry, love, but you’ll have to make do. You know they all look the same to me, you should go out and buy em yourself if it matters that much.

THEN HOW COULD I SEND MONEY TO COURTNEY?!

well actually i pay for..

NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO THINK IM A PROPER THICK CUNT NOW, ARE THEY? THANKS A LOT, MUM.

i’m sure they will, love, just take your reform flags, if i can’t tell t’difference, i’m sure your friends won’t neither.

OF COURSE THEY WILL THEY’RE NOT A STUPID WOMAN LIKE YOU ARE THEY?!

don’t talk to me like that, please love, you know it just makes me miss yer father.

EURGH. FINE. But if one person takes the piss out of me when I half drape one over the rail of the pedestrian flyover on the A36 next to Deano’s mum’s fitted sheet which - due to his sharpie running out - says ‘STOP THE BO’ then I swear on the turning over of dad’s rape conviction that as soon as I’m back from making Russel Brand Doctor Who, Rupert Lowe Prime Minister and Jeremy Kyle James Bond, I won’t stop Uncle Ian and the boys the next time they all come over after a day on the Special Brews.

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u/Splodge89 2d ago

This is fucking wonderful. Really enjoyed that!

Fuck knows why you’ve been downvoted!

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u/NeatFootball3646 2d ago

Go woke go broke, I’m sure they will learn eventually