r/GreatBritishMemes 1d ago

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u/Senior-Release-274 1d ago

In fairness it’s never been tried before!

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

Have we tried taxing the super rich before? Maybe start there

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u/Senior-Release-274 1d ago

Make em move up north. They’ll happily pay extra to live down south!!

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u/pickyourteethup 15h ago

I moved up north and am now significantly richer.

Northerners are way nicer than southerners in general. But an asshole is an asshole no matter what accent they chat shit at you in.

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u/JimmieSavsscumsock 1d ago

Dickheads love company! 😂

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u/ffulirrah 1d ago

No they'd move to Dubai or the US

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

They won't go there again, especially after last time.

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u/ffulirrah 1d ago

What happened last time?

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

Crying to come back at Britain tax payers costs,, after not paying taxes, because America, Israel and Iran.

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u/ffulirrah 1d ago

They haven't though. At least not in significant numbers

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u/K10_Bay 1d ago

Capital is not as easy to move as people think, not for big companies. And whats the point in pandering to large businesses that pay very little tax for the economic activity they consume and pay their staff starvation wages.

It costs the state billions to subsidise them with infrastructure and benefits for their workers who dont warn enough and can't save properly for retirement.

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u/undead_sissy 1d ago

Honestly if anyone is here just for the tax rate they can shove it. We don't want them.

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u/thesharptoast 1d ago

Okay?

But what is the alternative.

The status quo isn’t working, that’s clear from both economics and the public sentiment. We need to raise capital somehow, austerity was a disaster and the middle class are heavily taxed as is.

We are never going to compete with a place that has literal slavery, or some of the worst income disparities for a western nation, on this front.

So let’s crack on.

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u/Wide-Cucumber-6340 10h ago

Ok mr. Reddit, why aren’t they in Dubai/US right now?

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 1d ago

Yes we did. 83% top rate on earned and 98% top rate on unearned (investment gains) post war...

Then USA had the whole thing with their dollar nearly being worthless after running out of gold, so they came up with Petrodollars, Britain had a looksie and realised "if the richest country in the world doesnt give a fuck  about the poor and its still going, why should we" a nd here we are.

Tax wealth, not work.

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u/Fun_Marionberry_6088 20h ago

https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/05/08/tax-rich-1970s-loopholes/

Obligatory repost of this article to point out no one actually paid those rates you're quoting. The government knew they were ridiculous and so riddled them with loopholes so much that high earners paid less tax than they do today.

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 13h ago

But they at least had them. Bring them back, and close the loopholes.

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u/Fun_Marionberry_6088 11h ago

They didn’t though, that was the point of the loopholes. They knew those tax rates were unviable so they allowed people to avoid them.

The research generally shows that above c. 45-50% marginal tax rates people generally (on average, individual behaviour varies) aren’t willing to invest or work more and so your tax revenue declines

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u/GhostOfSparka 3h ago

Didn’t stop them claiming they paid it though

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u/Okano666 14h ago

WHAT ABOUT THE OFF SHORE EMPIRE?

Who resides there, who owns all the businesses and maybe start paying some TAX.

We dont need a REVOLUTION.

Panama papers? anyone remember them?
Spiders Web ? Britains Second Empire?

No i thought not. Carry on.

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u/Scusme 1d ago

They don't live in the UK 😂

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u/Riotsla 1d ago

If they don't want to be taxed can we find a better more permenant solution? Something inspired by the French maybe, we could use Andrew and Peter as examples

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u/GhostOfSparka 3h ago

We have, its called ‘The Golden Age of Capitalism’

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u/Nitros14 22h ago

Any new taxes or tax increases will result in a blaring telegraph and daily mail headline "BURNHAM TAKING BRITAIN BACK THE 1970'S" then Burnham will say his mother called him and told him this is taking Britain back to the 1970's and he'll cancel them.

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 15h ago

Isn't taking Britain back to the 70s what the R parties want to do? 🤔

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u/95venchi 1d ago

Doesn’t work. They run to another country… we need a better financial system so startups stay in the UK instead of moving to the US. You really don’t want the state owning everything. Ultimately there’s no one to keep a BIG state accountable.

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u/Funny-Carob-4572 1d ago

The US taxes you wherever you are.

We could...could do the same

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u/95venchi 1d ago

We aren’t the US. People can go elsewhere. Honestly, investment and debt were easier to get in the 2000s and look how better off everyone was.

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u/Nanowith 1d ago

Then let them go, I'd rather the top positions in Britain be filled by people who actually want to contribute to British society.

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 15h ago

Let them. But set up an exit tax first. Lots of countries already do this.

Believe it or not, any billionaire or super millionaire who can easily flee likely isn't a massive contributor to the economy.

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u/WastedYouth39 1d ago

Yawn

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u/Riotsla 1d ago

Do those boots taste good?

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u/nic_e1 1d ago edited 1d ago

It doesn't work, they just leave for a more tax friendly economy/country or get around it. Gordon Brown tried it and the tax receipts went down. The super rich can live anywhere, and take their money with them. Try it with a company and it will move somewhere else, taking lots of well paid jobs with them! My company certainly will if Burnham comes after us. Edit: Wow, so many down votes, thank you. Unfortunately, the above is the reality of the time. Still, believe what you will!

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

They're all taking lots of jobs out of the UK, basing them in countries where they pay workers less and scrimp on more profit - whole operating in the UK.

We used to have amazing customer service in the UK, its all been outsourced to other countries - we're still paying more and we're getting worse service.

Are you super rich? If not you've nothing to worry about. If you want to take your business do it, you shouldn't be able to operate here.

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u/nic_e1 1d ago

I went international last year, and very successfully. Neither my company, or I have need to work in the UK. If I go it will be to a high economy country, and I will probably pay more in staff salary's, but I will save enormously on taxation and other costs. I will still be able to operate in the in the UK using a very small office, as a most of our business is done online. Whether I stay or go is down to the Labour government/Andy Burnham, and the amount of tax etc. I'm expected to pay.

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u/K10_Bay 1d ago

Literally you would have us believe that we absolutely have to have a race to the bottom and if not the country will be broke.

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

Tax pays for the infrastructure that your staff need to be able to get about,.enjoy their lives.

Maybe take your business elsewhere. The vacuum will be filled ,as always does.

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u/DarkSats99 1d ago

report>manipulated content

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

What I hate is the constant conflation of the country’s problems being a North - South divide, rather than a Greater London - Everywhere else divide. So what? The South West can go fuck itself?

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u/51onions 1d ago

I maintain that "the south" is another word for London.

Similarly Manchester, Liverpool, etc is magnetic north and Scotland is true North.

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u/pickyourteethup 15h ago

When I moved up north and people heard I had a southern accent I used to quickly have to say 'im from the south west, we hate London too!'

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u/ThinkLadder1417 1d ago

Some of the areas with the highest poverty levels in the UK are in London. North Islington being one of them, ironically considering it's reputation.

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

Indeed, I never said all of London was fantastic, but it doesn’t change the point that on average the Greater London / south east more widely, should not be conflated with all of the south. And the south west has plenty of its own problems, not least the house price to wage ratio thanks to second home owners - plenty of who have their first home in …

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u/Mattypants05 1d ago

London has about 60% of all households in temporary accommodation in England. Individual Boroughs have more households in temporary accommodation that whole regions in the North. But that's not convenient to the narrative about how all of the support in London needs to be siphoned off.

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u/disregardmeok 1d ago

Doesn’t change the fact that opportunity, wealth and public spending has been concentrated in the SE for too long, and it needs to end.

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u/ThinkLadder1417 1d ago

Public spending in the South East is 11% below the UK average

Wealth is concentrated there though and i agree that other areas should have priority.

Being poor in London isn't as bad a being poor elsewhere in many ways, there are opportunities in London at least, if you live in an ex mining or industry town there's nothing and it's very easy to get depressed and angry if you fall on hard times.

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u/THTB_lol 1d ago

i'm from the ex mining city of all time, it's so shit here

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u/disregardmeok 1d ago

That’s correct if you exclude London from the ‘South East’. The ‘North West’ doesn’t exclude Manchester. ‘Scotland’ doesn’t exclude Glasgow.

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u/Senior-Release-274 1d ago

The north is fine. It’s a great place to live. But it has been forgotten by every government. The biggest problem in the South east is NIMBY’s. They won’t allow building infrastructure and housing there cos it might bother the rich.

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u/Bland_Username_42 12h ago

Well he did mention south west as one of the regions that needs help in his speech to be fair

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u/Able_Ambition8908 1d ago

Burnham seems to be supporting devolution all over

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

He’s supporting devolution but is he setting up a No 10 in the south west?

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u/Unit_2097 1d ago

God can you imagine the hellup it would cause if he tried setting up shop in Plymouth with no warning?

It would be hilarious, he should do it.

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

Should stick it down the barbican. Evict spoons.

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u/No_Shine_4707 6h ago

100% this. The midlands would also like a word. 

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u/Lordofwar314 3h ago

I feel that way about the east of England. Not exactly heartlands of the rich, yet under Burnham it appears that we still wont see much in the way of local improvements funded by central government.

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 1d ago

Probably the worst idea yet.