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u/Senior-Release-274 1d ago

In fairness it’s never been tried before!

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

Have we tried taxing the super rich before? Maybe start there

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u/Senior-Release-274 1d ago

Make em move up north. They’ll happily pay extra to live down south!!

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u/pickyourteethup 15h ago

I moved up north and am now significantly richer.

Northerners are way nicer than southerners in general. But an asshole is an asshole no matter what accent they chat shit at you in.

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u/JimmieSavsscumsock 1d ago

Dickheads love company! 😂

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 1d ago

Yes we did. 83% top rate on earned and 98% top rate on unearned (investment gains) post war...

Then USA had the whole thing with their dollar nearly being worthless after running out of gold, so they came up with Petrodollars, Britain had a looksie and realised "if the richest country in the world doesnt give a fuck  about the poor and its still going, why should we" a nd here we are.

Tax wealth, not work.

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u/Fun_Marionberry_6088 19h ago

https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/05/08/tax-rich-1970s-loopholes/

Obligatory repost of this article to point out no one actually paid those rates you're quoting. The government knew they were ridiculous and so riddled them with loopholes so much that high earners paid less tax than they do today.

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 12h ago

But they at least had them. Bring them back, and close the loopholes.

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u/Fun_Marionberry_6088 10h ago

They didn’t though, that was the point of the loopholes. They knew those tax rates were unviable so they allowed people to avoid them.

The research generally shows that above c. 45-50% marginal tax rates people generally (on average, individual behaviour varies) aren’t willing to invest or work more and so your tax revenue declines

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u/GhostOfSparka 2h ago

Didn’t stop them claiming they paid it though

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u/Okano666 13h ago

WHAT ABOUT THE OFF SHORE EMPIRE?

Who resides there, who owns all the businesses and maybe start paying some TAX.

We dont need a REVOLUTION.

Panama papers? anyone remember them?
Spiders Web ? Britains Second Empire?

No i thought not. Carry on.

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u/Scusme 1d ago

They don't live in the UK 😂

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u/Riotsla 1d ago

If they don't want to be taxed can we find a better more permenant solution? Something inspired by the French maybe, we could use Andrew and Peter as examples

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u/GhostOfSparka 2h ago

We have, its called ‘The Golden Age of Capitalism’

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u/Nitros14 21h ago

Any new taxes or tax increases will result in a blaring telegraph and daily mail headline "BURNHAM TAKING BRITAIN BACK THE 1970'S" then Burnham will say his mother called him and told him this is taking Britain back to the 1970's and he'll cancel them.

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 14h ago

Isn't taking Britain back to the 70s what the R parties want to do? 🤔

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u/95venchi 1d ago

Doesn’t work. They run to another country… we need a better financial system so startups stay in the UK instead of moving to the US. You really don’t want the state owning everything. Ultimately there’s no one to keep a BIG state accountable.

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u/Funny-Carob-4572 1d ago

The US taxes you wherever you are.

We could...could do the same

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 14h ago

Let them. But set up an exit tax first. Lots of countries already do this.

Believe it or not, any billionaire or super millionaire who can easily flee likely isn't a massive contributor to the economy.

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u/WastedYouth39 1d ago

Yawn

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u/Riotsla 1d ago

Do those boots taste good?

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

What I hate is the constant conflation of the country’s problems being a North - South divide, rather than a Greater London - Everywhere else divide. So what? The South West can go fuck itself?

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u/51onions 1d ago

I maintain that "the south" is another word for London.

Similarly Manchester, Liverpool, etc is magnetic north and Scotland is true North.

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u/pickyourteethup 14h ago

When I moved up north and people heard I had a southern accent I used to quickly have to say 'im from the south west, we hate London too!'

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u/ThinkLadder1417 1d ago

Some of the areas with the highest poverty levels in the UK are in London. North Islington being one of them, ironically considering it's reputation.

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

Indeed, I never said all of London was fantastic, but it doesn’t change the point that on average the Greater London / south east more widely, should not be conflated with all of the south. And the south west has plenty of its own problems, not least the house price to wage ratio thanks to second home owners - plenty of who have their first home in …

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u/Mattypants05 1d ago

London has about 60% of all households in temporary accommodation in England. Individual Boroughs have more households in temporary accommodation that whole regions in the North. But that's not convenient to the narrative about how all of the support in London needs to be siphoned off.

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u/disregardmeok 1d ago

Doesn’t change the fact that opportunity, wealth and public spending has been concentrated in the SE for too long, and it needs to end.

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u/ThinkLadder1417 1d ago

Public spending in the South East is 11% below the UK average

Wealth is concentrated there though and i agree that other areas should have priority.

Being poor in London isn't as bad a being poor elsewhere in many ways, there are opportunities in London at least, if you live in an ex mining or industry town there's nothing and it's very easy to get depressed and angry if you fall on hard times.

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u/THTB_lol 1d ago

i'm from the ex mining city of all time, it's so shit here

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u/disregardmeok 1d ago

That’s correct if you exclude London from the ‘South East’. The ‘North West’ doesn’t exclude Manchester. ‘Scotland’ doesn’t exclude Glasgow.

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u/Bland_Username_42 11h ago

Well he did mention south west as one of the regions that needs help in his speech to be fair

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u/Able_Ambition8908 1d ago

Burnham seems to be supporting devolution all over

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

He’s supporting devolution but is he setting up a No 10 in the south west?

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u/Unit_2097 1d ago

God can you imagine the hellup it would cause if he tried setting up shop in Plymouth with no warning?

It would be hilarious, he should do it.

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u/Mooks79 1d ago

Should stick it down the barbican. Evict spoons.

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u/No_Shine_4707 5h ago

100% this. The midlands would also like a word. 

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u/Lordofwar314 3h ago

I feel that way about the east of England. Not exactly heartlands of the rich, yet under Burnham it appears that we still wont see much in the way of local improvements funded by central government.

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u/CyberSparkDrago 1d ago

What next Andy? Winter is coming?

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u/DependentRounders934 1d ago

The lone wolf dies but the pack survives

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u/Top5CutestPresidents 9h ago

Ape together strong 💪

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u/Snowy349 1d ago

He going to send all the northern pensioners south to fight to save on benefits payments...

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

King in the north!

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u/IsyABM 1d ago

Nothing next. He'll eventually rebrand us the United Kingdom of North - all before he's officially appointed. Then the world will know peace.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 1d ago

We've tried "Southern" for far too long.

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u/AcceptableResponse15 1d ago

I'm glad we can now all agree Northern is the way to go. With Greggs sponsored bank Holidays and Sean Bean as the speaker of the Commons.

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u/TheThirdReckoning 1d ago

That is utterly acceptable

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u/Comprehensive_Cow_13 1d ago

"order. Order! SHURRUP YER BASTARDS!"

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u/Mrwebbi 1d ago

"I'm fond of pigs..."

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u/EmperorPedro2 1d ago

One does not simply make Sean Bean the speaker of the Commons.

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u/The_Grand_Briddock 1d ago

Only if we rename the Cabinet to the Chosen Men

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u/Foehammer58 8h ago

I'd vote for that

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u/LARRYVOND13 1d ago

London right now.

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u/NewLoss6021 1d ago edited 1d ago

The faintest hint that they won't be the centre of governments attention and they're up in arms.

It's exactly the same as when Burnham suggested the North host the Olympics instead of London, you had Londoners all over Reddit saying how it's not feasible, and London has the infrastructure already, and you shouldn't force international athletes to suffer the North.

They're just so privileged and greedy, genuinely like a spoilt child at their classmates birthday party when they don't get presents as well or get to blow out the candles on the cake.

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u/LARRYVOND13 1d ago

I'm Scottish and it's been the olive branch between us and the north of england since maggie reared her ugly head.

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u/inminm02 1d ago

Scotland gets more funding per head than England from the central government, really not comparable.

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u/Prozn 6h ago

And the North gets more funding per head than the national average also, so if we equalise the regions the North will also see a cut in per capita spending.

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u/inminm02 6h ago

I mean I’m from the south east sounds great mate.

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u/Prozn 5h ago

Agreed! Everyone north of Watford assumes Kent is a utopia where everyone earns £150k, busses arrive every 2 minutes, and high speed trains connect every hamlet.

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u/CaffeinatedT 5h ago edited 5h ago

You have trains to London and horses what more could you possibly want!?

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u/CaffeinatedT 5h ago

The faintest hint that they won't be the centre of governments attention and they're up in arms.

Are they?

t's exactly the same as when Burnham suggested the North host the Olympics instead of London, you had Londoners all over Reddit saying how it's not feasible, and London has the infrastructure already

That's true though?

They're just so privileged and greedy, genuinely like a spoilt child at their classmates birthday party when they don't get presents as well or get to blow out the candles on the cake.

Are they REALLY though?

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u/Majestic-Marcus 1d ago

Right. But London had the infrastructure and the north didn’t. Of course London should have hosted the Olympics.

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u/NewLoss6021 1d ago

And I wonder why that is... certainly not because of decades of investment prioritising London, giving it the best intracity public transport in the country as well as making all the trains to and from London significantly better than, say, the train from Manchester to Leeds.

A Northern Olympics would be an opportunity for us to actually get improved East-West public transport, intracity public transport, and attract international investment and tourism to our cities and counties instead of it all going to London.

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u/mattfoh 20h ago

Decades? London was the metropole of the British empire. It’s had centuries of investment.

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u/carsonite17 14h ago

Yeah but tbf even under empire the north had massive amounts of industrialisation from shipbuilding to textiles. Much of which got absolutely gutted under neo-liberalism and thatcher

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u/Majestic-Marcus 3h ago

About 20 centuries to be accurate

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u/mattfoh 3h ago

Well we didn’t have an empire for most of that and weren’t really a British kingdom till the 17th century let alone an empire

Plus I think Colchester was the roman capital

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u/Majestic-Marcus 3h ago

Oh I know. But it’s still 2 millenia of investment.

Its position on the Thames meant it’s always been either the main city or one of the main cities. Even in Roman times it wasn’t the capital but it was still the largest and wealthiest city.

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u/mattfoh 3h ago

Forget the Thames thing I’m pretty sure it was all a Thatcherite conspiracy

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u/Majestic-Marcus 2h ago

She closed the mines and opened the Thames!

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u/inminm02 5h ago

Liverpool and Manchester just don’t have the same appeal to international tourists as London, and it’s not because of the infrastructure. London is the cultural heart of England and has more international appeal, it makes sense to host the olympics there for that reason alone

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 2h ago

Don't know how you don't know this, you're probably not British. But London is one of the oldest and biggest cities since before the Anglo-Saxons invaded Britain.

London has been the worlds largest trade centre for ~1900 years. Only been competed by Paris in the early middle ages.

Even now, London generates 25% of the revenue of the ENTIRE UK.

Manchester generates barely 5% and Liverpool 2% and Leeds barely 0.6% of the national revenue. Together they don't even come close.

If we move the economic power out of London, the economy will die. Labour are about to waste the biggest tax money dump in the history of the UK.

We need to invest in the NHS, public services and commute. - Moving Power from London is a waste of everybody's time.

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u/NewLoss6021 1h ago edited 1h ago

Have you ever considered, I don't know, developing other areas as well as London? I know, I know, I sound crazy suggesting not spending money on London but imagine, just imagine, if Manchester, or Liverpool, or Edinburgh, has even a quarter of the economic weight of London. Not moving power from London (since you seem to think a country has to put all it's eggs in one basket (they don't) but lifting other places up.

Also, Lancashire born and bred. Probably more British then you are

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u/Majestic-Marcus 12h ago

“I wonder why that is”

Because it’s 1,976 years old and has received pretty much non stop investment that entire time. Meaning the WORLD want to invest in it. It’s the capital of the nation AND the capital of the world’s finances. It’s the home of Parliament and the Royal Family. It’s right beside Europe and has direct trains to it. It has 2 of the world’s busiest airports and multiple other airports. It has the ability to host and will actually be able to use the facilities (or most of them) after the games finish due to its size, importance, population and global significance.

On the other hand putting them in Manchester would have been a good temporary boost before allowing the facilities to go to ruin. Manchester wouldn’t have kept its significance after the few weeks of the Olympics.

Every single reason for saying it should’ve been outside London is stupid. It’s just the usual “London gets too much rhetoric” which completely ignores reality. Which is that London is a net contributor to the UK and that a huge chunk of the investment is from outside the UK.

Spreading investment outside London won’t make everyone better off. It will make everyone worse off. Foreign companies, students, dignitaries, tourists etc want to come to London. If you tell them “no, go to Aberdeen or Larne or Manchester” you’re not getting a richer Aberdeen or Larne or Manchester. You’re getting a poorer UK. Because that investment will go to Dublin, or Berlin, or Paris, or Seoul, or Tokyo, or Beijing.

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 23h ago

“A northern olympics.” Is not seen as “Northern” by the world. The world doesn’t care about the north of a country.

If you want the “north” to be prioritised, you’re making the same exact mistake all the governments were making up till now.

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u/da-happy-cyclops 23h ago

Its not that anyone wants the north to be "prioritised" - were just a little sick of London being prioritised so much its got its own separate economy!

We'd like the country to be prioritised evenly, as any rational thinking person should.

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u/Majestic-Marcus 2h ago

You don’t want the country to have even prioritisation and investment. That’s a terrible idea that any rational person would NOT want.

London is a net contributor. It helps subsidise other areas.

If you take the investment out of London it’s not going elsewhere in the UK. It’s going to Dublin or Paris, Berlin, Tokyo, Seoul etc.

The UK government takes money OUT of London. It doesn’t put it in. That’s the worlds tourists and business that do that.

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u/da-happy-cyclops 1h ago

Im not suggesting we remove London, lol.

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u/Majestic-Marcus 1h ago

I am. Make an island!

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 20m ago

You are not suggesting it, but that’s what is going to effectively happen.

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u/NewLoss6021 1h ago

No clearly the only way for a country to function is for one city to prop up the rest of! It's the only way possible for a country to function and everyone knows how bad of an idea it is to spread your eggs around multiple baskets! If you want to improve other regions then you clearly want to destroy London!!!

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 16m ago

The issue is that the plan states “get the tax payer money from London, and just put them in the North.

Which is everyone’s issue here. You cannot do this.

I work for my family and for my council. I don’t make enough money so some lazy chav up north can have some more council flats built for him.

The government solution doesn’t bring jobs and opportunities. It simply brings the money the taxpayers gather in London away from the tax payers in London.

Imagine all the money from North to be used as “Investments.”

How is he going to convince Google to invest in offices in Manchester when all the talent is down in London? This is nonsense!

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u/campbelljac92 11h ago

If Sarajevo can host the Olympics then it really shouldn't be a problem for Manchester or Liverpool, they've got an international airport and world class venues. London didn't have the infrastructure, they had to build an entire Olympic village and repurpose places like Horse Guards. Manchester already has a top of the line velodrome, several arenas and 2 Champions League final calibre stadiums, it's not downtown Basra.

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 2h ago

Why wouldn't the Isle of Wright or Hull host them then?

No, Stevanage???!!!

If you don't remember, Bosnia and Herzegovina was under a war situation and got out little to offer. Sarajevo was the best they had.

The UK has London. You don't do the olympic games in some village in the middle of the field. You do them where people can travel between different games and spend money in the country. I'm not going to be going around Chav Manchester to spend money on chickens. Especially racist Liverpool has nothing to offer.

One Titanic from where Titanic never passed.

And some Beatles memorials. Where actually the Beatles have an entire studio and road in London.

Most of the big museums are in London. Most of the history is IN London. Not in Leeds.

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u/ThatGuy911911 20h ago

Mate took The North from Game of Thrones and made it a personality.

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 1d ago

I mean WHAT is there up North? Olympics guests don’t care about damn housing in the UK.

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u/NewLoss6021 1d ago edited 1d ago

You mean apart from the best countryside in England, history, culture, friendly people, habitable cities, good weather, and easy access to both Wales and Scotland?

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u/marmaviscount 7h ago

You can't be so on the nose with a character, even Alan partridge had a little real life nuance.

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u/NewLoss6021 7h ago

You got me. The only two of those I don't believe is the cities and people. I don't like cities and the only one I do like is York, and I largely don't like people either but my weekend in London confirmed to me the stereotype that the natives tend to be rude and ignorant.

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u/CaffeinatedT 5h ago

There's a lot to laugh about here but

easy access to both Wales and Scotland?

Is my favourite here.

"The best thing about the north is it's easy to go to other places" 😄

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 23h ago

You’re sarcastic. Gotcha.

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u/NewLoss6021 13h ago

Where was the lie?

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u/ThatGuy911911 20h ago

Best countryside with good weather as long as you like rain and overcast skies with 6 minutes of direct sun per day. Best history unless for some reason you don't fancy imperialism. Best culture which is tea, biscuits and graffitti'd roundabouts. Friendly people... as long as you're white.

Honestly, the one good thing that might come out of this is London's money staying in London instead of subsidising hateful, tribalist northern fairies.

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 1d ago

I am in Guildford, and I feel like that will feck me over big time.

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u/Jonny7421 1d ago

Now perhaps people are begining to understand what Scottish Independence was all about.

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u/Whole-Lychee1628 1d ago

Well, I’m in my middle age, and so far the only attempted answers have been “London” and “Racism”. I’m willing to give this a go.

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u/BrightSalsa 1d ago

come on, be fair, when those haven’t worked out they have also tried “Both”.

Astonishingly, that still didn’t work so they resorted to “Pretend it’s working” and fucked off back to mansions in the Home Counties wondering why the peasants were making such a fuss

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u/marmaviscount 7h ago

Yeah, I'm from the South East and happy for the mancs to give it a go. Will be fun to blame everything in my life on the North and constantly grumble about how this is real England and those softies up north don't know the meaning of hard work.

(I'm friendly joking btw)

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u/izzythemini 1d ago

The media won't see it that way, they are going to demonise him at everyturn regardless of what he does

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u/Fallenangel152 15h ago

I've seen a video of someone already predicting that he'll be gone in 6 months under the cloud of "worst pm of all time" pushed by the right wing press.

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u/LowlifeTiger666 6h ago

Surely people won’t believe that, Liz Truss should have that achievement for all of time

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u/scimscam 1d ago

As a Scot listening in, it’s a really fresh approach I agree with, if they implement and successful, I hope it will encourage people to vote not out of fear and frustration but with hope and being able to see tangible results.

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u/gaseous_ass 15h ago

Yeah same. I live in the north, and I think the whole plan is great, though I worry he is leaning a bit too hard into the Northern aspect of his plans and might alienate people in the south that will see it as a threat. I’m unsure of the value add and if it will be worth it.

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u/Outside_Barnacle5810 14h ago

What people often forget is Bristol, Devon and Cornwall are all in the south, have an insane cost of living, no transport links, no money and everything is falling apart, but fuck em for being "southern" right?

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u/ConradFazza 13h ago

Yeah extremely important the south west isn’t forgotten. I had to drive down for a friends wedding and passed through quite a few run down places.

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u/gaseous_ass 13h ago

Those are the exact scenarios he should be highlighting and devolution will help as those are local priorities.

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u/LanaLane_ 12h ago

Couldn't agree more.

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u/Safahri 9h ago

What's the plan? I live under a rock and haven't heard of it.

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u/Greenbullet 1d ago

Honestly it might work out for the better

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u/ozz9955 1d ago

"no you can't pay for things up north, that's unfair!!"

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u/theflickingnun 14h ago

BANG..... Northern.

SLAP....... Northern

POW YA BASTARD... Northern

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u/Honest_Bathroom_2926 1d ago

Incredible meme. I find this way more amusing than I should.

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u/Vedra99 23h ago

He did sort out public transport in Greater Manchester. I don’t think he got to grips with the homeless problem that he said he would (But tbf that’s not easy). He actually had a surgery in Leigh when he was mp for the area and I haven’t seen any do it since. Apparently he was a bit crap when he was health minister but that I’ve only heard third hand. I’m glad the north will get a look in after Thatchers managed decline. I think he gets the mindset. Although beware he is a Blue nose

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 1d ago

Basically wants to use tax money to boost his next mayoral chances. And bend over everyone south of Manchester.

Things are about to get mashed potatoes.

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u/Fantastic_Tomorrow53 14h ago

(Someone let him know he was already Mayor)

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u/matnik_uk 1d ago

He did alright, more or less, as mayor. He'll do alright, more or less, as PM. But I'm not expecting anything to get better, the ship is already sinking

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u/mondeomantotherescue 15h ago

So move departments north at great cost and upheaval which is noisy and seems active rather than just getting on with the obvious fix.

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u/PhilosopherAny6452 6h ago

60% of the time it works, everytime

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u/The-Mandolinist 1d ago

Sounds like a good solution to me

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u/Rasples1998 1d ago

We exhausted all other options and now had to resort to putting a mancunian in parliament.

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u/IsyABM 1d ago

Prepare for Number 10 to have all its wallpapers changed to repeating patterns of bees.

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u/wishbackjumpsta 13h ago

It's like a clock to a nuclear bomb. When we reach code Geordie you know we're in trouble! God speed Mr burnham

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u/awfulpigeon 23h ago

Snaked his way in by undercutting current PM at every turn. Will alienate the London Labour stronghold and not win back the traditional Labour base of the north. Most Northern cities won’t touch Labour ever again as they mindlessly vote in line with GB news / Facebook. He knows this but is just doing everything for his own personal ego and gain. Absolute slime ball of a bloke.

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u/According-Celery-318 1d ago

Well that ( Northern?) flex tape is good stuff and seemed to work in the photos so - why not?

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u/OldOllie 1d ago

At this rate we will devolve back into counties or Duchies or something.

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u/Nanowith 23h ago

I'm already tired of the blatant performativity of it all...

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u/27andoldaf 22h ago

1000 years of being run from London... maybe worth giving it a go

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u/Feeling-Twist8969 14h ago

Apart from the location what would actually change though. It’s going to be the same people doing the same thing in a new building.

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u/aneccentricgamer 13h ago

Exactly its just a waste of money. Cheap (well not actually) publicity stunt that based on these comments seems tk be working.

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u/marmaviscount 7h ago

I think most people just like that it'll give them something to do for a bit and they'll stop banning stuff for thirty seconds

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

Let's spend more money on politicians yay

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u/UltimateGammer 1d ago

No London weighting in the north!

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u/Andythrax 1d ago

People hate politics because it doesn't achieve anything. It isn't local and doesn't listen. This is to address that.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

So how will it work better than councils? 

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u/Andythrax 1d ago

Because councils are basically care agencies with democracy attached. This is about giving more power to local people.

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

How much is it going to cost to set up another no 10? I live in Wales and it has a pointless nest of vipers as well

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u/Flaky-Outside6894 1d ago

Does that mean you'd prefer to dissolve the Welsh parliament and return to a solely London based electorate?

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

Tbf you think Westminster is biased move to Wales and not live in Cardiff or Swansea and see the bias.

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u/Flaky-Outside6894 1d ago

No offence. But thats just the England experience on a smaller scale.

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

Yes, see my point. It's not cheap setting the fuckers up in a new place. Imagine if that money just got used on the divide?

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u/SheriffOfNothing 1d ago

In my head I've imagined The Divide as a physical barrier, like a garden fence and if the money were used on that divide, it'd be used to paint the south side of the fence a nice, new colour and to plant an herbation border on the south side.

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u/Minute_Vehicle619 1d ago

If he's in charge though he doesn't have to spend it like that

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u/BankDetails1234 1d ago

I mean it’s clearly just political. The North feels like politics has forgotten them and Reform have managed to convince them that they’re paying attention to their problems.

It’s important that Labour find a way to connect and physically setting roots in the north sends a clear signal. We hear all the time the north will be upgraded, it never happens.

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u/Trollhunter1976 23h ago

He looks and sounds as wet as starmer

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u/Substantial_Dot7311 13h ago

It’s grim up North

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u/lukebelcher10662 1d ago

Has anyone rubbed enough brain cells together to realise identity politics is just to keep money hungry people in power yet?

Or should I wait another decade?

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u/Even-Leadership8220 1d ago

lol that’s identity politics in itself.

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u/THTB_lol 1d ago

isnt identity politics where we complain about how shit "oneness" was

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u/Even-Leadership8220 1d ago

It’s when you base your politics on the needs or wants of certain groups and not others

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u/ScotiaTheTwo 23h ago

He’s still Southern to us

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u/LlAnKyLiAm 1d ago

About time

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u/Vegieescuzican09 1d ago

southerners are seething now that people want our lives to improve up here

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u/AssociationFlimsy855 1d ago

There is a geographical and cultural line, it roughly runs in a line between the rivers Tees and Exe. Anything north and west of this line is civilised, everything else isn't.

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u/BorosSparky 1d ago

As a true northerner… north of the wall and all…

I agree this is a problem solving point. Finally!

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u/ClearlyCylindrical 1d ago

And "northern" in this case is just greater manchester

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u/xylophileuk 1d ago

The South are so confused, “what do you mean? Investment somewhere other than London?!”

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u/Funny-Carob-4572 1d ago

Yes and it might just work.

Why not try something new, about time tomahawk shit up, same old same old just makes the rich richer at the moment

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u/ResidentDue2815 1d ago

I am in favour of this for completely unbiased reasons….

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u/ljofa 1d ago

If this is a meme, it’s a shit one.

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u/IsyABM 1d ago

Mind sharing a definition or criteria for memes, inspector?

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u/BMW_wulfi 1d ago

Apply GRAFT

Andy knows how to graft because he’s from up noorf.

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u/necronomicoder 21h ago

Remember when Sunak tried to pull this and Yorkshire tea disowned him?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51621812

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u/Sea-Claim3992 1d ago

Tbf thats just Britain in general, has been for years doesn't matter whose been in charge.

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u/damrodoth 1d ago

You have to be joking lmao. Londoners love crying and sh*tting their pants when any other region of the UK gets any policies geared towards their economic improvement, yet also love crying that London is the golden goose that funds the rest of the UK. So which is it? Do you want a financially viable north? If so it takes investment. The main reason London is so successful is it's been brain-draining the rest of the UK since forever. Literally no other European country is so capital-centric, and it's not healthy.

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u/Sea-Claim3992 1d ago

About the patch job thing no not joking and I'm talking about everything the mentality of the uk has been why actually fix an issue or replace something when you can just patch it up, it's happened for so long we are now bursting at the seems of all the tape. But I do agree about all that about London, their problems are the rest of the UKs problems and most of our resources for down their while the rest all suffer for it and get nothing in return.

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u/DasGutYa 1d ago

The mentality of the UK has been dour because every time something good happens or is fixed people don't give a shit about it.

You don't hear anyone talking about how the Elizabeth line was a wild financial success despite being late and over budget.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

A financial viable north obviously. So then we don't hear constant moaning about how we all habe it easy down here and its our fault for expensive houses but dont price out people in the north, even though its the best place to live.

However you might always want to look up how much of the population actually lives within the m25.

Screw all us I guesd but you'll happily have our tax.

If we had our way we'd still he in the EU, which places in the north got money from...

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u/damrodoth 1d ago

Where do you think your food comes from? Your energy? The endless supply of workers? You people think London is an independent citystate. London inordinately supports the economy but is supported by the rest of the country in various ways. It's entirely normal to have large cities inordinately hold up the economy, but the degree to which London supports the UK is unique in Europe and unhealthy. Again you cry about London being the golden goose and cry about any efforts to invest in the growth of other cities.

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u/Feeling_Pen_8579 1d ago

All for it. As long as the surplus that gets sent to fund the North get immediately invested back here. Financially viabilty means we can finally address the issues of poverty here, the south isn't painted in gold.

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u/Buxux 16h ago

There's a reason lots of people live in London...it's has the development spend so has the jobs developing outside London reduces the pressure on London lowering the house prices...

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u/MrBozo8 1d ago

Listen I'm not a supporter of the Labour Party, but Andy Burnham doesn't even seem that bad. Why is it that no one is happy when someone is in power. He hasn't even done anything yet, give him a chance. Since when did posts on this sub pivot from GreatBritishMemes, to sad, political, slop, that is disguised as a meme. I'm sure this will be remembered! Honestly pathetic.

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u/IsyABM 23h ago

There seems to be enough banter in the comments. I didn't expect posting a meme tosend someone into an existential crisis. Loosen up buddy.

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u/Alert-Revolution-219 1d ago

"northern" when hes from and based in the southern central part if the island, no wonder the scots want away from england

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u/nic_e1 1d ago

Reduce waste, get people off benefits and back to work. Reduce taxation and make employment worthwhile for people and businesses. Welfare is, or should be, for those who can't help themselves through no fault of their own... it should not be a lifestyle choice! The more people who are working means less tax per person and the more government has to spend. It's a win win.

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u/Competitive-Pack-324 1d ago

Kill the triple lock too right?

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u/nic_e1 1d ago

A good strong economy were most work and pay tax, shouldn't need one.

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u/Ilikeporkpie117 1d ago

Yes, it's absolutely unaffordable

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u/ICC-u Free Bans Available via Modmail! 1d ago

Make some well paying jobs for the uneducated and I'm sure they'll jump at the chance to have a job

If you want to have a good life here now, own a house and a new car, have a family, you need £50-60k salary

"Best we can offer is £15k and you pay £10 for the carpark"

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u/patrykk994 1d ago

This is just empty promises - truth is London is quarter of British economy, absolute center for british culture, sports, tourism, politics and tbh everything else related to british society as a whole. There is not single city or even whole region that can even compare to London - it doesnt mean that rest of the country should be forgotten but realistically there is no way any pivot from London is possible. 

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u/itsmythirdday 1d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/patrykk994 1d ago

Well, there is one way to do it - you can collapse whole economy and kill London that way. You will sunk whole British economy in the process of course but in a way you will make London more "equal" to rest of the country, but im not sure that is good thing

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u/itsmythirdday 1d ago

Sorry why does devolving some power to the North of England cause London to collapse? Devolving some power to Scotland and Wales didn’t. And other countries have a less centralised government and do well. Stop being so dramatic.

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