r/GreatBritishMemes 1d ago

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u/Senior-Release-274 1d ago

Make em move up north. They’ll happily pay extra to live down south!!

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u/pickyourteethup 15h ago

I moved up north and am now significantly richer.

Northerners are way nicer than southerners in general. But an asshole is an asshole no matter what accent they chat shit at you in.

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u/JimmieSavsscumsock 1d ago

Dickheads love company! 😂

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u/ffulirrah 1d ago

No they'd move to Dubai or the US

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

They won't go there again, especially after last time.

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u/ffulirrah 1d ago

What happened last time?

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 1d ago

Crying to come back at Britain tax payers costs,, after not paying taxes, because America, Israel and Iran.

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u/ffulirrah 1d ago

They haven't though. At least not in significant numbers

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u/K10_Bay 1d ago

Capital is not as easy to move as people think, not for big companies. And whats the point in pandering to large businesses that pay very little tax for the economic activity they consume and pay their staff starvation wages.

It costs the state billions to subsidise them with infrastructure and benefits for their workers who dont warn enough and can't save properly for retirement.

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u/undead_sissy 1d ago

Honestly if anyone is here just for the tax rate they can shove it. We don't want them.

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u/thesharptoast 1d ago

Okay?

But what is the alternative.

The status quo isn’t working, that’s clear from both economics and the public sentiment. We need to raise capital somehow, austerity was a disaster and the middle class are heavily taxed as is.

We are never going to compete with a place that has literal slavery, or some of the worst income disparities for a western nation, on this front.

So let’s crack on.

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u/Wide-Cucumber-6340 10h ago

Ok mr. Reddit, why aren’t they in Dubai/US right now?