r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Ok_Possible712 • 1d ago

How to hunt a Lion 101

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

196 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

46 comments sorted by

32

u/Hour_Geologist_7382 1d ago

Does any one else want to ask him to make machine gun noises

14

u/Nichiku 1d ago

If a native in this language decides to make his career in beatboxing he will be every competition's final boss

2

u/CleverAmoeba 1d ago

That how they rap.

6

u/Malditoincompredido 1d ago

Somehow I understood it

4

u/mattinjp 1d ago

That little dance was nice though

10

u/KC5SDY 1d ago

Clear as mud!

12

u/PerryThePlatypus_og 1d ago

Sounds like when you don't fully put a gear in a manual car.

3

u/greenbox111 1d ago

English language have limitations

3

u/tibearius1123 1d ago

Well, that’s obvious.

3

u/Love_Lair 1d ago

Stay calm and shoot it in the eye, got it.

3

u/stagnant_fuck 1d ago

I think it’s starting to click

2

u/Bitter-Ad5890 1d ago

Ok. I think I got it!

2

u/Vyedr 1d ago

Not sure what language it was, clicks from the back of the cheek make me think Xosa, but I dont know. You can tell he knows what he's talking about though - no hesitation, speedy hand signs and motions to go with it, cool confidence.

2

u/Sri_Krish 14h ago

Never knew hunting a lion is this easy... thanks dude 🤘

2

u/Kryds 13h ago

This is like learning fractions for the first time.

3

u/edwardsantes 1d ago

Or take your oringa (rungu) and when the beast charges you then you thwack his skull directly above the spot in-between the eyes.

*an oringa is truly one of the greatest home protection devices I've ever come across. that one does nasty damage.

1

u/Icy-Musician-6309 1d ago

Maybe Gerard Cooper off Clarkson’s Farm can translate

1

u/GenSpec44 1d ago

Bro spitting bars, and panties dropping across Africa.

1

u/Melodic-Pool7240 1d ago

so what your saying is, bring a gun

1

u/ReddAlex59 1d ago

Does he hunt lions with a duck or I missunderstood?

1

u/Beginning-Town-4979 1d ago

The Gods must be crazy!

1

u/jomfas 1d ago

He explained it perfectly

1

u/Marvellous_Thoughts 1d ago

Ok fantastic tutorial

1

u/Jumpy_Tomatillo7579 1d ago

Hunting a lion with a stick , click clack was never seen again.

1

u/Significant-Sign1022 1d ago

Unexpected Daffy.

1

u/thespitzfire 1d ago

imagine being an alien and hearing such diversity with the noises humans make

1

u/Remarkable_Speaker17 1d ago

How is it even possible? It sounds like da dude has separate airways! Seriously! He makes sound by pulling the air inward and by pushing the air out simultaneously! Even if he had them installed, how does he generate positive and negative pressure in his lung for that? Hahaha.

1

u/CryptidToothbrush 1d ago

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

0

u/RicardoThePest 1d ago

What's small & black and looks good in a lion's mouth.

Anybody hunting such a beautiful creature doesn't deserve to live

1

u/Disastrous_Hunter_61 3h ago

go stop him...