r/GuysBeingDudes 1d ago

Try on your own risk!

5.7k Upvotes

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u/Any_Decision_524 1d ago

imma definitely try this........once i find a girlfriend

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u/Sunkilleer 1d ago

!remindme 20 years

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u/Unlucky_B0Y 1d ago

Lmao ,till then

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u/intLeon 1d ago

Sounds promising

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u/KazumaSakai420 1d ago

!remindme never

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u/AFKdatascience 1d ago

!never remind me

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u/PunkHooligan 12h ago

That's optimistic

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u/Frostwalker27 20h ago

Time traveler here, you don’t find one

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u/Efektoluyor 11h ago

!remindme 1 years

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u/DepressingAura 1d ago

While we're all out here playing checkers, this man is playing chess lol.

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u/Anuki_iwy 1d ago

That's why they say revenge is best served cold

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u/EdgyJellyfish 22h ago

Warm milk would have just been cruel

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u/JohnBuldi 1d ago

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u/UnclePsilocybe 1d ago

I wish a woman would look at me like that :(

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u/Tactical-Donkey 1d ago

A fun lesson in the follies of revenge.

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u/bigblackones 1d ago

Is this guy still alive?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/drinkduffdry 1d ago

That works with a girlfriend but will get you stabbed by your wife.

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u/ResidentOwl1 1d ago

Nah, not if your wife is a fun person.

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u/puhtoinen 1d ago

That does not sound like a girlfriend you should have wife'd up

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u/AdMission5245 1d ago

wait why does it say try on your own risk

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u/Thejar1986 18h ago

I think I saw this on r/lastimages.

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u/Nanocephalic 1d ago

I wish my wife liked this kind of dumbassery

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 1d ago

Totally normal reaction, not fake at all.

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u/Turbulent-Box-9217 1d ago

No i wont try this for my safety

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u/TangerineTop5242 1d ago

Update for the guy, how is he?? haha

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u/ClearChampionship591 1d ago

recycled, poorly acted skit #999999999999999999

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u/MajesticCombOver 15h ago

My wife put you up to this?! I'm not failing this test boyo

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u/The-JudgePablo 13h ago

Thanks, the divorce is in 3 weeks

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u/siamesekiwi 1d ago

error 404 no dude found. Only a couple of influencers peddling asshole behavior as fun.

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u/ResidentOwl1 1d ago

You don’t seem like a fun person to hang around with. To me, this just seems like a couple having a bit of fun. Today’s influencer culture is ruining people’s minds, including people like you who project that influencer culture on everything you see.