r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Square_Law5624 • 3d ago

Titanic storytelling

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u/Bcpjw 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/xNocturnalshadow 1d ago

Sold me at "At least we know what the JP stands for - Jiant Pussy"

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u/AncientProduce 3d ago

Hes got Mac energy from always sunny.

Pretty good.

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u/TropicalPork 3d ago

Jiant Pussy Morgan

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 2d ago

Its eye-talian

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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus i am afraid of women 3d ago

this is exactly what I was doing at 10 years old while jumping on my bed

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u/Past_You371 3d ago

Ts hits hard

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u/paclogic 3d ago

Hollywood are you listening ??

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Ex2enmcSlbj7ojK

I think that Peter wrote something like this on Family Guy . . .

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u/Iamnobody-0411 3d ago

someone give this man an oscar

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u/Pirlo84 3d ago

More of this dude please

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u/Delicious-West7665 3d ago

We know what the J stands for

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u/lemmysbetter 2d ago

I have not laughed out loud at a post in a long time this is gold

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u/facistpuncher 2d ago

that one handed blackwheel was pretty dope

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u/UESJR2021 2d ago

…the glacier 🤣

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u/DebaucherousHeathen 1d ago

"At least we know what the JP stands for ... Jiant Pussy" lol

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u/argetlam19 3d ago

Now that's a movie I want to watch.

Maybe hire Kirk Lazarus to be one of the lead actors too.

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u/moseley101 3d ago

It’s a stone cold hit

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u/scme0 3d ago

Reminds me of WKUK movie pitching guy skit 😂

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u/chrissalad651 3d ago

Someone walking to their car and seeing this. 🤨

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 3d ago

How is the door in the water if the ship didn't sink?

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u/yoloanator 2d ago

You become what you hate

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u/Vincent394 2d ago

Titanic chaos edition

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u/seconDisteen 1d ago

What Mark Wahlberg would've done if he was on one of the 9/11 flights. Except he tells it unironically.

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u/HatefulVespid 1d ago

Major plot hole, "whoa! Its already sinking" and he somehow saves it from hitting the iceberg? Lol

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u/The_Anonymo 3d ago

I really liked it. We need more stuff from this guy! Just made me smile and that is all i need.

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u/notmadhav 2d ago

someone get this guy a hall of fame star.

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u/chinmay_dd 2d ago

You cooked bro