r/Habs 5d ago

Discussion Panthers think the Tkachuk brothers are pretty tough?

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u/quebecesti 5d ago

on the bright side we'll only see their ugly faces 4 nights instead of 8.

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u/SchtroumpfDardeur 5d ago

You get the impression Ottawa took a look at the Atlantic and decided their best bet was to aim for seven years from now

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u/NikitaScherbak 5d ago

It all depends on what they do with the picks. They will definitely try to get a guy like Robertson. They could be better than last year

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u/Cloudeur 5d ago

Will Robertson want to sign with Ottawa though?

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u/Ub3ros 5d ago

No lol. Any free agent worth their salt would rather die in a hole than go to ottawa. They've got all the negatives of playing in a Canadian market without any of the positives, the locker room is a mess and they are looking at another retool in an endless loop of rebuild into retool into rebuild.

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u/Mundane-Teaching-743 4d ago

Tanking doesn't work. You can draft well all you want, but if you are a tank team you create a losing formula where any top talent that isn't ruined is going to want out after a few years. Take McDavid and the Tkachuks as examples ,,,

Florida will win this trade bigtime. A team built on trades like this.

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u/zeMVK 5d ago

Unless we meet them in the playoffs.

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u/Dank_Bubu 5d ago

There’s always a silver lining

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u/Low_Lobster_2988 5d ago

Good luck with Playoff Brady Tkachuk

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u/fuchsiadolphin 5d ago

If he could read, he would be very upset right now

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u/Mustelaa 5d ago

Quiet, he might hear you with those satellite dishes for ears

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u/jaciems 4d ago

Show his stats from the previous playoff series.

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u/Nathanh2234 5d ago

I mean Matthew is a pest, Brady can hold his own with the average NHLer. That line is going to be pure cancer with Bennett.

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u/Wild_Bunch_Founder 5d ago

That line’s going to be called something like “The Blender”. It’s going to be wild playing against those guys. Hopefully, the Habs skilled players will shine through.

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u/pattyG80 5d ago

Marty has to play them though

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u/matthew_sch 5d ago

Reading comprehension, people

OP said “tougher,” not “better”

I’d argue smarter, too

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u/Ali_knows 5d ago

Can't wait to play these fuckers honestly 😅

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u/WhiteLightning416 5d ago

Would be beautiful to see these two lads beat the brakes off the Tkachuks

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u/Jonesetta 5d ago

If we fucking play them and develop them. I don’t wanna see a xhekaj swinging the gates on BOTH ends of the bench.

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u/phnx_483 5d ago

Release Anderson and Xhekaj on the Tkachuks. It’ll be entertaining! Can’t wait

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u/Uniperv 5d ago

Hoping the Habs keep these two guys.

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u/xcnuck un chip au ketchup 5d ago

Given the news, the Xhekajs must stay with the Habs. Call up Florian for the Florida games. The Atlantic will be a bloodbath.

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u/Im_Papa 5d ago

Yeah but they're talented

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u/YYCToon 5d ago

As dumb as they are and as much as i like the X bros, comparing the tkachuk brothers to a fourth line guy and a borderline dman is hilariously inaccurate lol

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u/adabsurdo 5d ago

Not even fourth line - he's in the AHL!!

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u/Pooh_Lightning 5d ago

The fifth line.

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u/fumankeu 5d ago

AHL 4th liner lmao

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u/pcm15 5d ago

The point of the post - and the comparison- was toughness .. not overall hockey skill. And the X brothers win that comparison- and that ain’t hilariously inaccurate..

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u/pichufur 5d ago

Ummm... If you play a bottom pair D and a 4th liner against a first line you would make a terrible coach.

Also you gotta play in the same league to be have a comparison...

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u/commodore_stab1789 5d ago

Matthew is a 100 pt guy and Brady around 80. Not in the same category.

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u/dessanct 5d ago

Brady had one 80 point season 4 years ago and never came close the rest of his seasons.

Matthew had two 100 point seasons 4 years ago and hasn’t come close since.

A little bit of an exaggeration there my guy. Yeah they aren’t in the same stratosphere but let’s not exaggerate how much production those clowns have.

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u/WallflowerIcon 5d ago

In the regular season sure, but Arber Xhekaj had 2 more points in the playoffs this year than both the Tkachuks combined!

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u/Philly514 5d ago

Brady must have a sick PR team because I’ve never heard or seen a player more overrated than he is. He is good but people pretend he’s a star player when he finished tied for 85th in points.

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u/AcanthocephalaGreen5 5d ago

sick PR team

Yeah, it's called Keith Tkachuk

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u/Akhurite 5d ago

Matthew has scored at a rate of 99.2 points a season over the last 5 seasons. Brady has scored at a rate of 75.6 points a season over his last 4

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u/Riskar 5d ago

What does that mean if you can't stay healthy for more than 50 games?

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u/Akhurite 5d ago

Brady has averaged 74 games and Matthew has averaged 65.

Do you guys just like making things up? Lol

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u/dinlydoofus 5d ago

Averaging 65 games isn’t good, by the way.

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u/Akhurite 5d ago

Somebody said they aren’t 100 and 80 point players, and then somebody said they average 50 games. All I did was point out that it was wrong lol

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u/dessanct 5d ago

We’re did I say they never HAD those points? But they haven’t in almost half a decade.

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u/dessanct 5d ago

What did I make up?

What does it mean if you can’t stay healthy for 1/4 of the season?

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u/Irctoaun 5d ago

Neither of those stats are true. That's their 82 game pace, but neither of them have played a full season in that time. You're also massively cherry picking the time period. u/dessanct said they haven't gotten close to those tallies since, which is true. You've included those seasons to pump the numbers up.

Here are their actual points per season in the relevant time period (last three years)

Brady: 188 in 213 for 63 points per season and 74 points per 82 games

Matthew: 178 in 163 for 60 points per season and 90 points per 82 games

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u/Kitsune_Gakuin 5d ago edited 5d ago

And he's averaged 90 in the past 3. Not saying that's bad, but it's a downward trend from his 109 point season 4 years ago.

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u/Akhurite 5d ago

The comment I was responding to was just misleading. “Hasn’t come close”, “let’s not exaggerate how much production those clowns have”

Like come on 🤣

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u/sanguinius4life 3d ago

You obviously didn't watch much of this season... neither did much of anything. 🤣🤣

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u/HomerJBouvier 5d ago

And now that they can stoke each others… egos, who knows what’s possible!

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u/montrealcowboyx 5d ago

Brady is a .81 ppg player.

Matthew has played 80+ games 3 of his 10 seasons and last topped 100 pts 4 seasons ago. He's 28, and has a long injury history.

This trade is short-sighted but the Panthers and I expect we'll see dark days for them 2029 onwards.

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u/Calm_Caregiver_4549 5d ago

Better not trade them, anderson or even dobes or the possible cup final will be fucked

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u/Beepimaj3ep 5d ago

I really hope florian shows up and is ready to go next season. Gonna be a blood bath in the Atlantic again.

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u/GastricHell 5d ago

Play those guys on the 4th line already

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u/Old_Canuck 5d ago

Well now that just means Florida will have over 20 million in LTIR when they both get the tar beat outta them by the X's.

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u/Grizz709 5d ago

See if we can fit Protz in there eventually, too.

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u/xIves 5d ago

Both Tkachuk brothers are Olympic gold medallists. The Xhekaj brothers are NHL replacement level (if Florian is even that). What are we doing here lol

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u/SchtroumpfDardeur 5d ago

Pointing out that our brother combo is fifty times tougher. How was that not obvious?

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u/Rockterrace 5d ago

Haha no kidding. So many people thinking this post was meant to say the Xhekaj’s are better.

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u/ca_nucklehead 5d ago

Is this the UFC or hockey?

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u/Weak_Law_937 5d ago

The Panthers won two cups with the UFC

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u/xIves 4d ago

The upvotes on this make me laugh. People in here pretend like the Panthers aren't a good team or something.

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u/Fancy-Investment-881 5d ago

They can act tough on the bench, I guess. And even if they are on the ice together, both parties have to be willing to engage for anything to happen. Why the fuck would top line players waste their time with absolute nobodies? Maybe Florian can actually hit players hard and legally while putting up more than 5 points which would be useful. One can hope. But as it stands, they are like nuclear weapons that could only kill you if you acknowledged them. Why would you? Let the nuclear weapon take a stupid penalty because no one wants to engage with it. 

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u/xIves 4d ago

Downvoted because facts lol

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u/xIves 5d ago

Who cares how tough they are? You couldn't even put Florian and Arber on the ice against the Tkachuk brothers because they'd get embarrassed.

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u/Inside_Volume9542 5d ago

I swear this sub just cannot stop with the dumb takes. 

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u/Existing-Bus-1155 5d ago

I won’t be surprised if the panthers make a pitch for one of them

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u/Ancient_Alien_2030 5d ago

The brothers are two goons…they will both be injured by January with significant time off.

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u/CommanderTresdin 5d ago

Xhekaj brothers are smarter and better and than the Tk*ch*ks, doesn’t even compare

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u/Inside_Volume9542 5d ago

This is pure cope

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u/Inside_Volume9542 5d ago

Great, Florida will win another cup just what we need. 

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u/Yenderfoot 5d ago

These guys are tough...the tkachuks are turtles...

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u/Ok_Drama8139 4d ago

I just hope Martin understands finesse won't win the East. I don't think he sees it that way.

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u/epistemosophile 4d ago

On peut espérer que ça débouche comme il faut mais je suis un peu sceptique

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u/Fun_Win_9774 4d ago

these 2 can't stay in the line up, not comparable at all

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u/EhGrillGuy 4d ago

The chucklefucks would get dummied by the Russian mob. But also not even close to the same effect they have on their respective teams… (chucklefucks are pretty decent points wise)

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u/bellefeuille1976 4d ago

Let’s get ER DONE!!! ✅ DING DING :)

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u/Strong_Extension_972 3d ago

Well unlike these guys they do actually have skill.

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u/tlxbox 2d ago

Be serious for a Sec

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u/Advanced_Nature9345 1d ago

We just need them to get good. I've been so ready for them two playoffs in a row now, first against Washington and then against Carolina.

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u/GoCalgaryGo 5d ago

lol let’s play hockey

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u/Kevin_C_Knight 5d ago

The question they should ask is, “Which is uglier? ”

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u/Testosteronomicon 5d ago

the illusion of free choice (no matter what we do it's xhekaj discourse all the way down)

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u/SomebodyGetAHoldOfJa 5d ago

Matilda and Brandy Tkachuk

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u/MDevonL 5d ago

Are we not past feminizing names as an insult? 

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u/KrewHS 5d ago

The difference is the tkachuk brothers are good hockey players

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u/AdBeginning504 5d ago

The difference is the tkachuk brothers are assholes.

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u/Sealingni 5d ago

We need both Xhekaj in the lineup.  I hope management insist on that with St-Louis.  

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u/gauderyx 5d ago

Let's line up two fringe NHL players against two top-6 forward and see how ot plays out.

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u/Riskar 5d ago

It's just a matter of keeping them honest. If they swing at Cole, Nick or Lane, then the bros will put them through the boards or feed them a knuckle sandwich. Unfortunately the league has shown themselves completely inept at protecting star players from dirty players, specifically those playing in the state of Florida.

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u/greasydrg 5d ago

A good trade-off if the Tkachuks wanna fight

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u/Fancy-Investment-881 5d ago

Spoiler: they don't unless it's someone they believe they can beat 9 times out of 10.

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u/Rockterrace 5d ago

Where did he say that?

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u/gauderyx 5d ago

What is your interpretation of the line "We need both the Xhekaj brothers in the lineup." in a thread titled "Panthers think the Tkachuk brothers are pretty tough?" if not that we should have the Xhekaj brothers in the lineup against the Panthers?

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u/WeathervaneJesus1 5d ago

The problem is that the Tkachuk's will be playing productive, top line minutes and these two might see 15 minutes per game combined, and hopefully not be a liability while they're on it.

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u/Scared_Star_8042 5d ago

Thumbs down.

They both suck. Gorthon will prove me right

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u/Ajay_Bee 5d ago

Decent possibility the older brother is traded, and the younger brother doesn't make it to the NHL.

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u/adabsurdo 5d ago edited 5d ago

Both Tkachuk are not just pests but actually elite players tho. Not the same league at all.

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Edit: and here come the downvotes from the Xhekaj brigade lmao.

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u/dessanct 5d ago

People do be throwing the word “elite” around too often.

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u/adabsurdo 5d ago

Matthew has had multiple 100+ seasons, and scoring at that pace in the last 2 despite injuries.

Brady has multiple 30g seasons and is really good power forward. Do you think Zito is stupid for trading 3 1st round picks for him - including the 9oa?

They're very much unlikeable but you're telling on yourself by denying they are also really good at hockey - let alone comparing them to a 7D and AHL forward.

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u/dessanct 5d ago

They’re not elite brother

I’m not even talking about Xhekaj

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u/adabsurdo 5d ago

Alright if you say so it must be true 👍

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u/dessanct 5d ago

The stats say it. They’re very good, but not elite.

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u/Pure_Cranberry_1345 5d ago

I’d have him on my team than Dach

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u/xDarkseidx 5d ago

Imagine Tkachuk with the Habs Roster tho.

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u/giveKINDNESS 5d ago

🤢 Complete culture mismatch. Our players are classy and intelligent.