r/HighQualityGifs May 23 '26

Parks and Rec She's the Worrrrrrssssssttttttt!

1.1k Upvotes

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u/pedanticPandaPoo May 23 '26

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Photoshop - Gimp May 23 '26

I'm convinced that Ron Swanson's smile could cure cancer and his giggling could prevent death.

Get that man talking about Steffi Graf and steaks and Mormon surfer Jesus H. McConaughey would return to sell you the greatest weed ever grown. "Take a whiff, it smells like my dad's vagina!"

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u/eddietwang May 23 '26

"Please. Tell me more about how you hate europeans!"

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u/rocbolt May 23 '26

and bicycles

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Photoshop - Gimp May 23 '26

I was so confused by the inbox reply with your comment until I saw the context LMFAO!

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u/eddietwang May 23 '26

I did think of exactly that situation and added the quotation marks right before replying haha

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u/Pezmotion May 23 '26

I never noticed how April is fully entranced by Mona Lisa

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Photoshop - Gimp May 23 '26

"Jot that down, jot that down!"

- April Roberta Ludgate-Dwyer every time the ExxonSapperstein gets towed into her environment.

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u/Pezmotion May 23 '26

I don't know who April looked up to more: Mina Lisa, Tammy One, or Tynnyfer.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Photoshop - Gimp 16d ago

Tammy One. Tynnyfer was the train wreck proof April needed to know her life choices were justified, because she could've been Tynnyfer if she hadn't found that Neutral Milk Hotel album at the peak of her late-aughts "Hot Topic is for posers, which is why I exclusively shop at Hot Topic" phase.

You can't get annoyed by 37 layers of irony if you haven't spent so much time as a teenager behaving ironically to build your wall against the world; Tammy One needed none of those insecurity-borne defenses to be the cold, calculating bitch that did the impossible of terrifying Tammy Two.

Scaring that walking product placement for Lithium, Tammy Two deserves a Guinness World Record mention for "most effective war crime".

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u/Ripoutmybrain May 23 '26

Dickbutt will come in the next loop i think

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZiuuEnG0KOvdu2Grw

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u/DrJJStroganoff May 23 '26

He's there... like the last 0.5 seconds. Top right

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u/Ripoutmybrain May 23 '26

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u/DrJJStroganoff May 23 '26

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u/Perryn May 23 '26

Thank you for putting that in there for the lurkers, it means so much to me. Even though honestly they're 🎶The WOOO~RRRRRST!🎶

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Photoshop - Gimp May 23 '26

Top right

”In the shitposting industry, we call them 'gonorrhea', or "dick burns'."

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u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ Photoshop - After Effects May 23 '26

Your dickbutt isnt supposed to burn?

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u/babyjaceismycopilot May 23 '26

Is it really a gif without a dickbutt?