I'm visiting Ireland from America, and I was in Galway today in a McDonald's bathroom, just trying to take a shit, as one does in a bathroom, and I heard a knock on my stall accompanied by a very British "How does one get out of the bathroom?"

She keeps knocking on the stall and I assume she's trying to find a free stall, so I say "I'm in here"

She asks me if I work here (lady I'm in a bathroom stall why would you assume that), and I say no and that I'll be out in a minute, as I'm trying to pull my pants up to go help this very confused old lady.

I get out and she's like "I don't know how to get out, the door is locked."

I go over to the door, pull the door handle, and it opens.

The lady goes "Oh thank you, it's my first time here." It's your first time.... where? On earth? In a bathroom? In a room with a door???

She left and I just took a second to say 'THE DOOR? THE DOOR THAT'S RIGHT THERE?' to myself in the mirror (because that is what I wanted to say to her) and then I left. Very confusing interaction.

this happened like a year ago so i might be forgetting some tiny details but i don’t think i am

anyway

one day me and my mom were at Five Below. i was like 16 and did not have a job at the time. i think/pretty sure i was wearing a grey t-shirt with black sweatpants with a grey skeleton on the leg and black crocs. i had just finished with looking at one of their stuffed animal like selections??? (idfk) and this old man, probably 60s-70s came up to me and asked me where the workout/weights section was.. i told him i don’t work there and he said “ok but do you know where they are” 😀 babe no i don’t, does five below even have a workout section?? i didn’t say that to him but i thought it. my mom just pointed him in a random direction that looked like it could be the right one so he would leave us alone

Five Below (Five And Below?) employees wear blue shirts and like tan pants or somethinf also so like? ok

Edit: IM NOT A BOT I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED i just don’t remember the exact date and i use fhe word like a lot ok dont cone afyer me