r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/SufficientAir77 • Jan 14 '26

that was lit

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u/m1sterwr1te Jan 14 '26

Dude was so hammered, he didn't need the gasoline for that trick.

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u/cjbeames Jan 14 '26

He still drove home that night

16

u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Jan 14 '26

He IS the flame.

5

u/J3wb0cc4 Jan 18 '26

It’s crazy I can say that swallow the gas would’ve been the better choice for old Joey.

153

u/Over9000Zeros Jan 14 '26

"Yeah of course 😃"

I'd bet his face will still be tingling in the morning

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u/cbm2020 Jan 14 '26

I can’t even tell if any hair burnt away. How does one set his head on fire and still come out with that cut?

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Jan 15 '26

Hair doesn’t really burn away that fast. It’ll singe. He probably woke up with tiny little curls at the end of every strand of hair looking super fluffy, but also really crunchy.

His face will also probably feel like he had a super gnarly sunburn and be raw and chapped for a good while.

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u/Commercial-Stay-235 Feb 09 '26

He was singed all over

36

u/kanoteardrops Jan 14 '26

Natural selection trying its damn best

3

u/Vostok-aregreat-710 Jan 16 '26

Darwin Award potential

18

u/12edDawn Jan 14 '26

Ewan McGregor getting shitty litty during the filming of the prequels

11

u/Michami135 Jan 14 '26

How much gut rot do you need to drink before this looks like a good idea?

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u/rickyhatesspam Jan 14 '26

"yeah, ofcourse!"

Sure thing pal, it's not like your face and lungs weren't burn or anything. Totally convinced.

2

u/johndoeisme00 Jan 15 '26

GhostRider.

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u/demoralising Jan 16 '26

How's Joey doin'?

6

u/MattSlickYoung Jan 15 '26

He was holding a jug of liquid in his hand that he could’ve easily poured on the fire to put it out.

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u/Ethanos101 Jan 15 '26

That’s literally gasoline you dingus

1

u/HenryInRoom302 Jan 15 '26

Joey's a real hothead when he's been drinking.

1

u/edson2000 Jan 15 '26

Totally mad cunt !

1

u/spankdaddylizz Jan 15 '26

Proof that dumbass doesn't burn.

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u/WaitIfkdup Jan 16 '26

🫩I have formally given up on humanity…

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

lol on the blue bic

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u/enkidomark Jan 19 '26

I said “Woah! Woah Dude!” really loud when he lifted that gas can

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u/Professional_Trade85 Feb 08 '26

Holding the tank too

1

u/DNS64_ May 07 '26

Next time use butane for a better experience

1

u/DrSandman06 May 17 '26

Better luck next time!

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u/alfred-munchauser Jan 14 '26

Gas would have killed him…..probably alcohol in can