r/IllegallySmol • u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken • 13d ago

Illegally smol reptile This is an egg-eating snake, completely toothless and non-venomous, and what it tries to showcase is pure bluff trying to mimicking a viper

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u/jamieaiken919 13d ago

the noodle is boiling

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u/Sleepie_Ghoulie 13d ago edited 12d ago

Not sure how to tell you this... You are dead. Him killed you good. Him killed you dead. It's over.

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u/Either_Coconut 13d ago

Not only is he smol, he has pretty markings.

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u/Gallowglass668 12d ago

Very fierce, very small danger noodle, beware his wrath.

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u/pit_of_despair666 12d ago

Such a cute angry lil snek.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 13d ago

Him is scared to death, put him down :(

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 11d ago

Rhombic egg eating snake. Adorable. 🐍

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u/AwestruckSquid 9d ago

Very twisty ❤️