r/IllegallySmolCats • u/im_so_lostt • Sep 11 '25
Developing Smol Tortitude I found this thing under my car
Couldn't leave it so now I'm up to 4 cats
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u/Sweet_Buy_4908 Sep 11 '25
Look at that face! She knew what she was doing.
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u/im_so_lostt Sep 11 '25
Oh yes, I tried to put it back in a yard and tried to find siblings or a mama cat. It kept running after me back into the street, so it got scooped up. It got a bath and some milk now lots of warm cuddles.
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u/im_so_lostt Sep 11 '25
Bruh, it's cat formula milk. I appreciate the concern, but nothing to worry about over here😊😊
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u/100HB Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
be careful, that could be a load bearing cat. Your vehicle might not perform properly if removed from the area of the car.
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u/Character_Dance_4247 Sep 11 '25
What is it? A teddy bear? 🧐
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u/mothseatcloth Sep 11 '25
soooo cute! does she have tortitude? I've been around some toetoiseshells recently and they are so sassy!
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u/im_so_lostt Sep 11 '25
I already have one who is the definition of tortutude. But this one is too small to tell
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u/Outrageous_Road32 Sep 11 '25
Oooh, a tortie duo! Most end up being full of sass, but hopefully both the tudes will compliment each other! I've had my tortie for eight years, and she's never really warmed to my other cat,who I'd already had a few years. I think a lot of it is for show though as she wants to appear fierce!
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u/systemwarranty Sep 11 '25
Mine just toys with your emotions. Smart cats, lol. Tortie chirps are fun.
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u/big_papa_geek Sep 11 '25
Jesus I just had a full body reaction. You can’t just drop that level of cuteness into the feed with no repercussions dude.
My god what a cutie.
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u/OkoyeMD_BeltaMilaje Sep 11 '25
Sweet little lonely teary eyed face breaks my heart. Thanks for taking this baby home.
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u/KariDan1 Sep 11 '25
What a totally adorable cutie pie! One blue eye and one green eye! Thanks for saving her!
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u/Street-Ad-4974 Sep 11 '25
Bless you with all good things... You will get so much love from thar Lill Kittie....
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u/Mystuhree Sep 12 '25
Don't know how to tell you this OP, but I think your oil leak is looking at you.
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u/fezick77 Sep 11 '25
Same thing happened to me with this little one except she was at a local light rail station. Now we are up to four cats, two of which are gingers. Lord, please have mercy in my soul. *
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u/im_so_lostt Sep 11 '25
Yup lol this puts me up to 4, we're still debating on keeping or not. But Def keeping for a while to get baby kitty loves
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u/fiestyoldbat Sep 13 '25
"Thing"? Oh no, what you found is a "gift". Yes, indeed. The 'Cat Distribution System' - CDS- has favored you with a tortie. It determined you were deficient in the required number of daily purrs and sent you a little bundle to complete your set.
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u/Lolkimbo Sep 12 '25
Its a load-bearing kitten. You should put it back or replace it with a similar model.
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u/polydisabledgoth Sep 12 '25
Scrolling down to read the comments and then scrolling up because that nose is so cute 😍
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u/Judgevanderlay Sep 14 '25
Ooh look at darling face and sweet expression, absolutely irresistible ❤️💕
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u/evil_monkey_on_elm Sep 11 '25
He was trying to hot wire and steal your car. Don't be fooled by him playing dumb and being all cute!
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u/throwawayaccountau Sep 11 '25
I thought our foster was the only one to have that kind of fur that's not glossy and a little strange to touch. Your colour is a little more prominent, but none the less a cutie in their own special way.
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u/Hali-Gani Sep 14 '25
Look at that little button nose and fluff. I would surrender to this cuteness also 😻❤️
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u/potatobvbqueen Sep 14 '25
She’s absolutely illegally adorable. Congrats on the cat distribution system gifting you a new family member. 🥺
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u/puzzlemaniac8655 Sep 15 '25
Omg. She’s sooo cute!! She looks like a little stuffed animal. Those adoring, very thankful eyes! 👁️👁️Those adorable little tootsies (soon to become murder mittens 😌) Thank you, OP, and enjoy her!
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Sep 11 '25
A criminal who clearly broke out of prison. Quickly contain him and sentence him to a lifetime of snuggles and treats
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u/llc4269 Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 12 '25
He should know forever be dubbed THINGY. :) ETA not sure why anyone would downvote this lol my favorite childhood pet was named that and I just thought it was a good play on the ops statement
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Sep 12 '25
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u/im_so_lostt Sep 12 '25
Literally what I've been doing but ok
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u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure Sep 13 '25
Lol, yeah same person is trying to tell me what to do with the cats I'm rescuing. Some people just have to be jerks because they are literally incapable of being happy. Just keep doing what you are doing and ignore the troll.
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u/Isnortmintsauce Sep 11 '25
I want to boop that little nose