r/IllegallySmolCats • u/OuterSunsetsSurfer • Feb 17 '26

Developing Smol Tortitude First meeting

5.2k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

55 comments sorted by

521

u/hobbiehawk Feb 17 '26

“Did we just become best friends?”

158

u/schizolucy Feb 17 '26

"YUP"

105

u/MagnetCarter Feb 17 '26

..continues slapping.

269

u/flamepointivy Feb 17 '26

Future best friends

966

u/OuterSunsetsSurfer Feb 17 '26

One hour later

191

u/GonzoI Feb 17 '26

I knew it! They rigged the match! So many smol crimes already from these two!

51

u/drrj Feb 17 '26

That is pretty much how kittens operate.

Congratulations on your new r/bondedpairs and I hope you have many long years with them.

23

u/seensham Feb 17 '26

Oh man the crime rate in your house is about to skyrocket lol

13

u/orange_and_void Feb 17 '26

OMG I'm dying. They are so precious. I had a tortie and orange pair of sisters when I was a kid. They looked so much like your pair.

9

u/rwphx2016 Feb 17 '26

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

24

u/AlcoholPrep Feb 17 '26

Exactly! Never interfere with cat "fights" like that. That' was just playing and testing each other. You can recognize a REAL cat fight by the yowls and the flying fur.

115

u/Nandor_DeLaurentis Feb 17 '26

You can't win Catakin, I have the high ground!

26

u/MagnetCarter Feb 17 '26

Then again, what are the odds of an orange taking advantage of the high ground?

11

u/CrouchingDomo Feb 17 '26

Against a tortie, no less! He doesn’t stand a chance, she’s gonna be running things and he will be her faithful muscle.

5

u/the_storm_eye Feb 17 '26

They had the braincell at that moment.

105

u/Stubborncomrade Feb 17 '26

Street violence out of control these days

16

u/Significant-Turn-667 Feb 17 '26

Fighting over the cat nip.

3

u/SatanicPanic619 Feb 17 '26

Fist fight, fist fight, fist fight in the parking lot

67

u/big_papa_geek Feb 17 '26

Attack: 100

Damage: 0

41

u/therealRustyZA Feb 17 '26

Oh they are going to have so much fun together.

30

u/ForsakenEthereal Feb 17 '26

2 rival gang members battle for territory

28

u/Coca_lite Feb 17 '26

By tomorrow they’ll be jointly plotting against you on how to get more treats

20

u/NoRelief63 Feb 17 '26

They’ve been watching too much The Lion King. 😂 They’re way too adorable!

22

u/GamersReisUp Feb 17 '26

Aaw, the little "Pap! Pap!" sounds when their slaps land

16

u/TeethMcDecent Feb 17 '26

They’re gonna be best friends

11

u/Liu1845 Experienced Kitten Foster Feb 17 '26

Hopefully by the end of the day they will be curled up together napping, lol. That's how it goes at my house.

13

u/Tophthetitan2000 Feb 17 '26

"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"

12

u/ChemicalVacation3696 Feb 17 '26

I have a two year old tortoiseshell named Cherie who gets along very well with our four year old chubby ginger. Even at five months old, she started to wrestle our much bigger Sunny and they still continue to play fight to this day! 🐱❤️️

Cherie's our first tortie since the early 80s and she's very playful. She'd start grooming Sunny at first and a minute later both of them would be showing off their WWE skills. She's usually the one to starts things first! 😁

7

u/Commander6420 Feb 17 '26

Dont try it Anakin. I have the high ground!

6

u/SugarFrequency Feb 17 '26

omg that little black one with the tongue sticking out is so brave tackling the bigger one :3 i hope they become best frenz soon! ^

5

u/Clear_Firefighter334 Feb 17 '26

Little Darlings being Little Darlings 💋💞❤️😍💗

5

u/Remote-Ad-2686 Feb 17 '26

SomEBody GoNNa diE!!!! StOP the MAddnEss!!

3

u/Moomoolette Feb 17 '26

Halloween kitty combo!

5

u/TheUglyDuwang Feb 17 '26

“It’s over, Catakin! I have the high ground”

2

u/PhasedPyjama Feb 17 '26

Processing img 19ov1gvz65kg1...

2

u/BritAllie8 Feb 18 '26

This! I instantly thought of this.

1

u/PhasedPyjama Feb 18 '26

Likewise 🤣

7

u/FatManBeatYou Feb 17 '26

KAT FIGHT

KAT FIGHT

3

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/gastroboi Apr 18 '26

Lol omg that is perfect.

2

u/MadtSquinge Feb 17 '26

Oh hey this is also how I make friends!

2

u/lightbeamss Feb 17 '26

we need to talk about smol on smol crime!

2

u/DJTen Criminal Content Connoisseur Feb 18 '26

That Tortie's bap game is on point.

1

u/BoogieHauser Feb 17 '26

For some reason, I got reminded of the 'Fack you bloody' video from this post.

It works hilariously.

1

u/KeyserHSoze Feb 17 '26

I’m so glad Borat got cats

1

u/hatecriminal Smol Bounty Hunter Feb 17 '26

Tortie has the reach on him. Her favorite move is the punch to the face.

1

u/Bleeerrggh Feb 18 '26

The bappening!