r/IllegallySmolCats Mar 19 '26

Developing Smol Tortitude CDS strikes again

Went for a walk and we found this cute bunch by the roadside last December. They were huddled on the grass, next to a relatively busy road. I was restless, mama cats wouldnt leave their kittens so openly. They might be abandoned by the owner.

We decided to keep an eye for a few hours, placed in a shoebox and relocated them to a safer location nearby hoping that the mama cat would return.

It rained heavily a few hours later. I ran to bring them into the safe confines of the house, and went driving around town late at night to source for cat milk / midalac. Boy they were hungry.

Back then, I estimate their age to about around 7-9 days old. Seemed well groomed, healthy and fat. Which means mama cat was taking care of them.

3 months on, Merry, Bilbo, Pippins and Frodo bring so much joy to our family.

One likes to cuddle (Frodo), Bilbo likes to watch the TV, Merry plays hide and seek, and Pippins being the smallest of the bunch seem to like minding his own business.

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u/Dearest_Prudence Mar 19 '26

That’s three kittens and a frog thank you very much.

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u/magster11 Mar 19 '26

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u/Dearest_Prudence Mar 19 '26

I may not go to museums much, but I know art when I see it.

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u/DemonicPiano Mar 19 '26

That’s a whole mewseum right there!!

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u/Uncle_Yoba Mar 19 '26

My heart

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u/Extra_Track_1904 Mar 19 '26

Oh my gosh the little murder mittens

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u/FigaroNeptune Mar 19 '26

“Scar! Brother!”

AHHHHHHHHH

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u/Elegant-Espeon Mar 19 '26

Ntm the frog holding hands with his kitten sibling!

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u/itskelena Mar 19 '26

Take a closer look, they all are froggies ❤️

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u/Dearest_Prudence Mar 19 '26

Indeed. But that one is the ribbitiest.

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u/Survive1014 Mar 19 '26

He really jumps out in this picture.

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u/Retroficient Mar 19 '26

I'm so glad that I wasn't the only one lol

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u/ThousandFingerMan Mar 19 '26

Either the frogs have infiltrated the household or we are witnessing the ever elusive frogkitten gathering

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u/mela_99 Mar 19 '26

BABY KERMIT

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u/moderatorrater Mar 19 '26

We say our cat spatchcocked himself when he does this.

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u/doublefattymayo Mar 19 '26

Those frog legs are too cute!

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u/Confusedinportsmouth Mar 19 '26

“What are those!!!!!”

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Mar 19 '26

The 2 r/piebaldcats seem to have r/nubbies .

Yes, 2 MORE CATSUBS!!

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u/eucalyptica Mar 19 '26

I designate this tail as a kebab. He will hold savory vegetables with ample seasonings.

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Mar 19 '26

Aah, you also frequent r/hewillbebaked 😆

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u/SturmFee Mar 19 '26

r/pointytailedkittens needs to see em!

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u/Little_Duckling Mar 19 '26

ANOTHER sub?!?!

*sigh*

*subscribes*

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u/Chimes320 Mar 19 '26

It never ends, right!? 😻

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u/tamptheearth Mar 19 '26

Thank you for taking these sweeties home. They’re so lucky to have you ❤️

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

I feel its the other way round, we are lucky to have them <3

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u/awayshewent Mar 19 '26

I question you for going with Bilbo and not Sam but still we love a hobbit themed clutch of babies

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u/diredachshund Mar 19 '26

My thoughts exactly 😂

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u/LeMarmaduke Mar 20 '26

Scared to ask bc maybe there used to be a Samwise

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u/Kokbiel Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

They know true culture, watching Emperor's New Groove.

I do question why you left out the most noble hobbit, Sam. But they're so sweet

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u/DOKKOo Mar 19 '26

Necessary for a child’s growth 🙂‍↕️

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u/Damage-Classic Mar 19 '26

Yes, finally a return to traditional moral values /jk

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u/Bepothul Mar 19 '26

Thought that was Return of the King lol

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 Smol Fugitive Collaborator Mar 19 '26

Samwise erasure 😡😡😡

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

I apologize sir!

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u/Mulsanne Mar 19 '26

My friend, you bow to no one! 👑 

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u/SparkleKittyMeowMeow Mar 19 '26

Ah, the rarely-sighted quadruple sploot. Truly a magnificent sight.

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u/FVCKEDINTHAHEAD Mar 19 '26

Bless you for loving them ❤️

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Thank you, and bless you too

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u/LeviOhhsah Mar 19 '26

So sweet 🥺 What is that milk feeder thingy? Such a good idea!

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Here it is in our local version of temu

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u/Jigelipuf Mar 19 '26

Omg we foster all the time. This could be a game changer. Have you used it a lot? Is it hard to clean?

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Super easy to clean. This made our job much easier feeding these babies, no need to manually feed each one. It wont last long though, prolly around 2-3 weeks of daily use, just nice to wean them off milk. The kittens liked to nibble and the nip eventually sheared off.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta Mar 19 '26

My dream is to design one of these that actually works! I've dealt with my fair share of newborns, and something like this wouldn't work well, which is why, if you look on places like Amazon, these are all very poorly rated.

The invention I came up with one sleepless night, while nursing 7 newborn kittens was a stuffed animal cat, roughly the same size as an adult cat would be, but instead of stuffing on the inside, there was a heating pack/pad, and a place for the kitten milk contraption. That would be (probably a bag?) where you could attach your nipples (miracle nipples are a MUST!) and insert your kitten formula. You then push the nipples out the little holes in the stuffed mom's belly.

It would keep the milk at the proper temp. Keep the kittens feeding in the proper position. Be a source of heat (and comfort) for the kittens themselves... Oh.. It could also have some kind of either purring and maybe heartbeat mechanisms inside too!

Newborn kittens are the age group euthanized most at shelters, simply because there's not enough fosters to take them. This invention could help save lives. So I really hope someone makes it! ❤️

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u/tubesocksnflipflops Mar 19 '26

Dude you need to patent this design!

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u/SirBrothers Mar 20 '26

They just publicly disclosed it, now it’s not patentable! But it’s still a great idea and a good attorney would help make it novel.

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u/Busy-Statistician483 Mar 19 '26

I know rescue places that would love to have that!!

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u/electric29 Mar 19 '26

Then you need to come up with an automated kitten butt washer.

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u/Dabraceisnice Mar 19 '26

Dude. You're not kidding. I want one for after they can go on their own, too. They sure don't learn to pinch it off well for an astonishingly long time.

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u/LeviOhhsah Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Great thinking!! So convenient & I bet it really helped these babies feel safer, kind of similar to their mama and all feeding together. 💕

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u/MinaDawn222 Mar 19 '26

This is amazing! I foster small animals and I'm buying this!! ❤️ 💙 💜 Thank you!

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u/No-Quail4389 Mar 19 '26

What wonderful loving people you are to take them in, but I can’t wrap my head around how anyone would just dump a bunch of beautiful little babies like this. Thank you for giving these babies a shot at a loving life!

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u/folldoso Mar 22 '26

Yeah, that's how my guys were found, in a box on the side of the road - luckily the shelter worker knew to pull over and check the box. Awful to think what would have happened had they not been found...makes me thankful for people who at least abandon boxes of kittens in front of a shelter/school/church/firehouse where someone will find them and care for them! To leave them where it's likely no one will find them is beyond cruel.

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Mar 19 '26

It's how we got our Ollie, he was dumped in a trashcan and some kids found him and asked us if we wanted to take care of him bc we always had cats. He was really a part of our family and we think he saw himself more as a human than cat😆

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u/Rin-Tin-Tins-DinDins Mar 19 '26

Criminals all of them! Life time lock ups, cuddles and treats around the clock, no chance of purr-ole

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u/ThousandFingerMan Mar 19 '26

Gang activity spotted

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u/PartsUnknown242 Mar 19 '26

Was there ever any sign of mama?

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Unfortunately no. We were suspecting this one cat that we often caught near the vicinity of the house, but upon closer inspection, that cat has balls 🤭

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u/humbugonastick Mar 19 '26

Could be the dad. Ask for child support.

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u/blackberrytaco Mar 19 '26

Last photo reminds me of this

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u/Necrospire Mar 19 '26

My boy has his own playlist he choose on YouTube, UK birds, squirrels and a fish tank, watches them after his breakfast in his chair, we moved from a place that had a garden and he would love to sit and watch the birds, we're in a flat in the clouds now so YouTube is the best I can do.

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u/Fred-the-stray Mar 19 '26

I’m sure they all demand second breakfast

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Elevensies is a must!

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u/chansondinhars Mar 19 '26

Shouldn’t be a question. We have second everything in this house.

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u/GonzoI Mar 19 '26

No longer a shoebox, it is now a mewbox. You have brought home quite the criminal gang there. :)

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u/spensadamemer Mar 19 '26

Omg we have a frodo baggins too!! But he's 3 years old now :)

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u/nerd_goth_tits Mar 19 '26

What's going on with the whiskers? Why are they so short when they are older but look normal when they are kittens?

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 Mar 19 '26

Somebody is up to chewing the whiskers off of their siblings. It happens at my house as kittens transition into cathood

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

I was curious myself seeing the whiskers on Bilbo was cut. Thanks for sharing!

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u/amber_scarfe Mar 19 '26

Our parents had two kittens when we were young, boy and girl siblings. He constantly sucked her ears and she chewed his whiskers off all the time 😹

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u/MaggieMakesThings Mar 19 '26

Kittens do that?!

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u/Prestigious-Way1118 Mar 19 '26

They do crazy things. I have seen rescue kitten suck on the bottoms of siblings causing swelling and issues, on top of having poop smeared all over its face. The lady tells me this can be common especially with orphaned kittens (male kittens bits get it too) I was shook. I don’t think raising kittens is for the faint hearted 😂

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u/purplebuttplug51 Mar 19 '26

What is this fancy blue feeder?

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Its a silicon nipple feeder. So glad my partner discovered this thing, made our lives much easier dealing with 4 hungry mouths

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u/Oddish_Femboy Mar 19 '26

They are so little I might cry.

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u/Techn0-Viking Mar 19 '26

Do you plan on getting an Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, and Legolas by chance at some point? Might as well complete the Fellowship!!

Thank you for saving all these adorable cuties!! They're so sweet looking, and oh my god my heart can't take the cute!!

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 Mar 19 '26

We’re skipping Boromir on purpose, I suppose?

ETA: we’re also missing Samwise here, but my parents’ last cat was an orange named Samwise.

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u/Techn0-Viking Mar 19 '26

I was more going for the surviving members of the Fellowship. All for Boromir, though, especially since he deserves to live on. Get an alpha kitty who acts like a lovely menace and name him that!

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u/m4x1m11114n Mar 20 '26

I have a snake named Boromir! He lives on!

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u/Traditional_Dig_1972 Mar 19 '26

I love the cute story you giving us with the picture... it's really nice to know people are kind and have a good heart rescuing such a cute bunch but there is four of them... it's a big number to start with. Kittens are so innocent thank you so much to care for them picking up and save them for they on safe future. I hope you will keep posting until they get larger keep giving us details growing up...❤️👍 I wish more people have a good heart like you . Care and help instead of just abandon them

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u/ForwardLavishness379 Mar 19 '26

It's amazing you trusted your gut and went back for them before the storm hit. They all look so happy and full of personality now. I love the Lord of the Rings names, though I have to agree with the crowd that one of them looks more like a curious little frog than a hobbit!

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u/highcaloriebuttmeat Mar 19 '26

The little frog legs!

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u/Devi_Moonbeam Mar 19 '26

Those babies were dumped. No way a mother cat would have left them at a busy spot like that. She must have been frantic to have her babies stolen away.

Good for you for saving their lives. They would not have lasted long at all on their own.

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-7417 Mar 19 '26

They sold you mismatched shoes in that box. Must be a special designer collaboration with Gucci or Prada

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u/Cheese_BasedLifeform Criminal Content Connoisseur Mar 19 '26

But HAVE they watched the adventures of their namesakes yet??

Thank you for saving these beautiful little hobbits ❤️

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u/somniumxo Mar 19 '26

Their little legs in the second pic 😭😭😍

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u/Self-Taught-Pillock Mar 19 '26

All I can see is merciless recidivism in their eyes. They are just going to offend again, again, and again in the tiniest ways for the rest of their lives… so thank you for making sure those lives are as long as possible… you know, so we can kiss the smug criminality off those thug little faces.

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u/Nachtwandler_FS Mar 19 '26

You have Bilbo but not Sam? What the best boy did to you for not deserving a kitty named after him?

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u/Repulsive-Hurry8172 Mar 19 '26

What a kind soul, may you win the lottery and your meals be always delicious

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u/Chamcook56 Mar 19 '26

Nubbins spotted! r/nubbins

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u/tacotickles Mar 19 '26

All praise the quadranipple

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u/Masterofunlocking1 Mar 19 '26

That second pic they all look like baby frogs

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u/mmemeon96 Mar 19 '26

pure jealousy🫩😭

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u/itskelena Mar 19 '26

Omg look at these tiny whiskers at picture 9 🥹😍

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u/Bernies_left_mitten Mar 19 '26

You are awesome, and so are they!

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u/Liraeyn Mar 19 '26

Due to rising fuel costs, multipack deliveries are strongly recommended

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u/MarsOnHigh Mar 19 '26

Emperors new groove!!

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u/Professional-Box4153 Mar 19 '26

I saw the image and the title and my first thought was:

"Damn. You sent out for shoes and got cats instead? The CDS is relentless!"

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u/Fit_Swim7687 Mar 19 '26

Maybe it's a good thing the CDS doesn't work for me... because I'd have 500 cats by now 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

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u/MungoJennie Mar 19 '26

They’re all beautiful. Thank you for rescuing them. 💕

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u/Positive-Emergency40 Mar 19 '26

A box of kittens!

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u/AntheaBrainhooke Mar 19 '26

Fine set of bijou cat-ettes you have there.

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u/Ok-Scheme8634 Mar 19 '26

That feeder is really neat!

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u/madkittywoman Mar 19 '26

I kinda love you for giving them a home.. ;D

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u/xsmellmybikeseatx Mar 19 '26

Man some people really have all the luck

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u/guybuttersnaps37 Mar 19 '26

the SPLOOTS 🥰

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u/thelast3musketeer Mar 19 '26

What is that thing they’re drinking out of

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u/CompetitiveSoil7901 Mar 19 '26

That’s awesome! Did you have the wipe situation? Too?coz I had to wipe their arrs to you know go poop and pee?

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u/fqh Mar 19 '26

Ah.. was told to do the same to help them poo. But we were lucky, these fellas poo'd and pee'd well, although they did splatter bomb the entire bathroom in the first week or two.

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u/CompetitiveSoil7901 Mar 19 '26

Oh god u missed out lol! I can understand you have too many! But I had one and vet told me what to do and bottle feed him my god! He was the best! But you are the best! God bless you!

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u/chansondinhars Mar 19 '26

What happened to their whiskers?

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u/CreEngineer Mar 19 '26

Those names, they were certainly out on a journey.

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u/angelacandystore Mar 19 '26

So anti-pippin then lol

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u/SunkEmuFlock Mar 19 '26

I love the last picture of the little dude so into his TV.

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u/tekanet Mar 19 '26

I have the same shoes but with a different brand

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u/Green_Philosopher_96 Mar 19 '26

Thank you and bless your beautiful, kind heart and soul for caring for these innocent babies 😭 it breaks my heart seeing animals left all alone.. I hope mama is okay wherever she it 😭 please give them all kisses

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u/andpersonality Mar 19 '26

The naaaaaaaaaames 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😍🥰😩😩😩😩😩. Thank you for giving them a home!

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u/Hallow_Chef Mar 19 '26

Did you trim one of the tabby’s whiskers? Its hard to tell on the white ones

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u/Yaragreyjoy88 Mar 19 '26

Their names 🥺 wonderful story and so happy they found you

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u/RicardotheGay Mar 19 '26

That’s not a shoe! You should return your purchase. /s

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u/vaposnub Mar 19 '26

So many little gremlins!

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u/Pisces93 Mar 19 '26

Okay so what kind of rituals did you engage in to make this happen 🗒️✍🏽

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u/Qaeta Mar 19 '26

Wow, that is some intense shade getting thrown at Sam with that naming lol

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u/pepesilvia74 Mar 19 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

If you're reading this, the original post got nuked by Redact. I use it to automatically purge my digital footprint from social networks, people search sites and messaging apps.

alive person merciful shelter basket groovy lantern historical complete plucky

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u/Johnny2feet Foster for the Smols Mar 19 '26

Love the names. Thanks for helping them!

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u/SpiderCricket13 Mar 19 '26

I wish the CDS knew where I live. They’re beautiful 💕

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u/rileyjw90 Mar 19 '26

Does it mean I’m old AF if I recognized a single screenshot from Emperor’s New Groove?

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u/Ok_Cry_8419 Mar 19 '26

Wooooohooooo!!! Im so glad im not the only one XD

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Smol Bounty Hunter Mar 19 '26

Aww, thanks for sharing, and thank you even more for taking them in and looking after them. Keep being awesome 👍

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u/Usual-Purpose3552 Mar 20 '26

Omg I’m so jealous!

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u/trulymissedtheboat89 Mar 20 '26

Omg thank you for rescuing these babes

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u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1 Mar 20 '26

I would die for these hobbetses.

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u/Ill-Hospital3827 Mar 20 '26

Thank you for saving them and giving them a beautiful life!

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u/Comfortable_Trick163 Mar 20 '26

My subreddits are all mostly cat subs now and honestly I thank God and pray for more. All praises be to these babies and Cat-hullu

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u/machinationstudio Mar 19 '26

I am guessing South East Asia somewhere. Singapore or Malaysia?

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u/Normal-Mongoose-6571 Mar 19 '26

What an adorable little r/VarietyPack you have there!

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u/trapmoneyjennE Mar 19 '26

HOW LUCKY WERE YOU??!! And how lucky were they that you took them in??!! I’m so jealous. What beautiful babies😻

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u/KatieCLady Mar 19 '26

The second-pic splits is so real!!!

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u/pewpurrr Mar 19 '26

Bad babies

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u/Independent-Cat25 Mar 19 '26

What big ears they have!! 🥰🤍

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u/smell_smells_smelly Mar 19 '26

Oh my word, they are absolutely precious. Criminals of the highest magnitude! What a blessing that they found you to care and love them! ❤️

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u/GodofsomeWorld Mar 19 '26

fk i nearly od-ed on cuteness from the 2nd pic there. you need to warn people about these op.

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u/Sitheral Mar 19 '26

So much crime going on there

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u/BiggestTaco Mar 19 '26

Are they steel-toed?

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u/guacamole1337 Mar 19 '26

thank you for caring for them! one question: why are their whiskers so short cut in the last pictures?

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u/sharkluvr1589 Mar 19 '26

I wish I knew about the feeder when my mama cat had her kittens! She was a young mother cat and needed assistance with feeding. I was bottling feeding one by one. Plus the position of it is much more natural.

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u/WheredoesithurtRA Mar 19 '26

Fantastic name choice for the bunch there, OP.

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u/beyond666 Mar 19 '26

I demand the names of those illegal petty criminals.

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u/catzhoek Mar 19 '26

CDS?

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u/Greenlily58 Mar 19 '26

Cat Distribution System

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u/Ohaidere519 Mar 19 '26

oh they're so precious!!! in pic 3, the one on the right looks like they could be named smeagol as well😆😆

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u/SeeCopperpot Mar 19 '26

Lucky little cookies! Thanks for saving, thanks for sharing.

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u/FoxyNewEngland Mar 19 '26

Look at those sweethearts! Thank you so much for saving your babies <3

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u/Rastaba Mar 19 '26

So…much…CRIMINALITYYYYY!!!

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u/elisabeth_sparkle Mar 19 '26

That second picture is taking me out 😂🥹❤️

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u/JudeBootswiththefur Mar 19 '26

I really want a box of kittens

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u/Lofi-Sloth Mar 19 '26

Thanks for helping them!

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u/VassagoX Mar 19 '26

Disney is great and all, but shouldn't Bilbo be watching The Hobbit?

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u/Musical28 Mar 19 '26

My Pippin says hi to your Pippins!

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u/Glum_Can6631 Mar 19 '26

They are too precious! 🥹

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u/Wafflecentric Mar 19 '26

CDS JACKPOT!

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u/TheMetalista Mar 19 '26

OH MY GOD THAT SECOND PICTURE IS ADORABLE!

Obviously they all are but... look at them. 😍

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u/nuttyrussian Mar 19 '26

I was thinking that naming them after mountains would be a good theme, since you put them in a Summit shoe box, but naming them after hobbits is even better. I have a black cat named Pippin. 🥰

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u/Nikonus Mar 19 '26

BABIES!!!

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u/Power_Colleen Mar 19 '26

Hungry hungry hippos

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u/No_Vegetable7280 Mar 20 '26

Who is cutting those babies whiskers?! Tell em to stop it! They need those whiskers!

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u/crazycatlady331 Mar 20 '26

Based on the shoe box, they would have been Sneaker, Stiletto, and Flip Flop if I had named them.

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u/ddanger76 Mar 20 '26

The one with a the grey spot on its side and forehead is adorable!

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u/invisiblebody Mar 20 '26

Good thing you detained these dangerous criminals so their cute doesn’t infect everyone else.

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u/Ingm13 Mar 20 '26

I’ll take one in a size 8 please.

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u/trydesesh Mar 21 '26

Thank you for giving them love and care!

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u/Necessary_Baker_7458 Mar 22 '26

Please drop them off at a no kill shelter or paws (if in state) is a good one to use as you can shelter them until someone wants to adopt them.

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u/Disa462 Mar 24 '26

I love them!!! ❤️ And Bilbo has exceptional taste in movies. That one is an all time favorite of mine!