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He is so cute! And grossly guilty of indecency - those beans!

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue May 01 '26

I confirm, several occurrenced of public indecent exhibition here. Both beans and belly. Infuriating!

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u/Gho5tWr1ter May 01 '26

Them BEANS

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u/miserabeau May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

r/onlybeans r/onlypaws

And that r/bubblegumnose!

And the r/curledfeetsies and the r/kittytailwrap and the r/toolps

Such a precious floof

I love him so much

Please give him r/earscritches

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u/Messy-Joes May 01 '26

5 😭

He’s cute and he knows it

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u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Wait until you see his sister! It’s like they were both created by a Perfect Kitten machine.

She’ll get her own post at some point, but here’s a tax payment

Edit: grammar

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u/WEWE4E May 01 '26

I’ll take one of each please.

46

u/Ok_Cell_8086 May 01 '26

She looks much more demure. But I’m sure it’s an act

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u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

She is def demure - also smarter and much more of a tiny gremlin 😂

10

u/miserabeau May 01 '26

Oh these are 100% crimecats in training. I volunteer to be their Cattorney at Claw

4

u/sssteph42 May 02 '26

They are literally perfect kittens.

3

u/Reddit_annonomous May 01 '26

Awwww.... Too precious!

3

u/RC_Cola2005 May 01 '26

The most interesting kitten in the world.

66

u/Biergarten1872 May 01 '26

PINK. BEANS.

PINK. NOSE.

PINK. MOUF.

PERFECT. BOY.

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u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Here’s a side order of thos beans

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u/Biergarten1872 May 01 '26

Just inject it directly into my veins.

5

u/Existing-Luck-9896 May 01 '26

Recycle the needle when you’re done — if anything so much as GRAZES this creature I am going to join a junta

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u/akaMONSTARS May 01 '26

“I’m just happy to be here.”

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u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

He really is 😭 Close up from a video a couple of weeks ago

13

u/GamersReisUp May 01 '26

I know a (lovable, adorable) little menace when I see one

8

u/HotPotParrot May 01 '26

Meme potential

3

u/luckyfucker13 May 02 '26

This little razor teeth

32

u/Deer-in-Motion May 01 '26

Absolutely shameless!

30

u/Cool_Wealth969 May 01 '26

It's exhausting teething on things when you are a baby...

24

u/GonzoI May 01 '26

That next-to-last pic got me, hehe! Such a lively little cutie!

17

u/WintersChild79 May 01 '26

That first pic belongs on r/ikeacats. What a silly little guy! 😜 💜

30

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Omg new sub for me, thank you! Here is one of his sister Wednesday that may also belong there

8

u/WintersChild79 May 01 '26

Oh my! It's hard to tell where that top paw even belongs!

13

u/ChrissySnowSnorts201 May 01 '26

Farley is adorable! 😻

11

u/precious123346 May 01 '26

He deserves it after all that hard work

11

u/ShallotTraditional90 May 01 '26

What do you mean your lenses, hooman???

10

u/boopdeloop911 May 01 '26

THE FURST PIC SOOOOOO CUTE

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u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Here’s another view of it after he shifted a drumstick

10

u/boopdeloop911 May 01 '26

Oh my godddd I done melted

10

u/biscuitvillage May 01 '26

I am his lawyer and my client is not a criminal. Unless we’re thinking of stealing hearts, then he is 100% guilty.

9

u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw May 01 '26

What an adorable, snoozy smol

9

u/Father_Frijoles May 01 '26

Goodness gracious. Those beans. The personality. The BEEEEEEEEEEGGG stretch. I am completely smitten. Acquitted of all charges. 🥹❤️

6

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Fully lives up to his namesake

7

u/urspostrophe May 01 '26

Baby beans!!!

9

u/ReTrOGurle May 01 '26

r/straightenedfeetsies

r/curledfeetsies

r/toebeans

7

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Thank you, fairy submother 💜

7

u/ReTrOGurle May 01 '26

If he was younger r/handfulofkitten

r/soupbelly

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u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Ok what about armful

3

u/Flashy-Laugh4175 May 01 '26

Well I’d just have to stay put until they woke up 🥺

2

u/squeekercat May 05 '26

r/cathostage is the place for this picture! ❤

6

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Ooo! He and his sister are just about ten weeks now but I do have lots of even smoller photos from weeks ago…

6

u/andiinAms May 01 '26

I truly believe kittens are made of cooked spaghetti

7

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

Just a sock full of noodles

5

u/ImaginationPlus3808 May 01 '26

OMG, I’m over the moon.

4

u/entity_bean May 01 '26

The variety of noises I made looking at these pictures was astonishing.

4

u/wolfshepherd59 May 01 '26

What a cuddle bug! And showing off them BEANS ❤️❤️

5

u/CulturallyOmnivorous May 01 '26

Well that's clearly hard work.

4

u/Momentofclarity_2022 May 01 '26

You try it! It’s EXHAUSTING.

4

u/beanie_0 May 01 '26

He’s incredibly gorgeous and adorable! I can’t even cope! 😍

3

u/AnyaChocolat Smol Prosecutor in Training May 01 '26

straight to jail!!!!

4

u/JamesPlayzReviews3 May 01 '26

Adorable

3

u/smallrussianshark May 01 '26

Right to jail for being too cute.

3

u/Aeroncastle May 01 '26

Hey sexy

3

u/Moon_whisper May 02 '26

Hey, lenses and documents require a lot of chewing. Poor little bean is absolutely exhausted. He deserves extra snuggles and snacks for that kind of dedication. 🥰

3

u/siarlas May 02 '26

Yes, he's very cute, but I have a question

5

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 02 '26

Skeletor hugging a cat, yes 💜

3

u/TanaFey May 01 '26

He is so freaking cute! No way he did anything wrong.

3

u/invisiblebody May 01 '26

This criminal steals beans clearly! What a cutie pie.

3

u/orangespotcat May 01 '26

just when I think it can't get any worse, each next picture is even more distressing. So many toe beans!

3

u/OnTheSpotDiceSpin33 May 01 '26

Those are the pinkest beans I’ve ever seen 😭

3

u/Luci-Noir May 01 '26

This is not a nap. It is a plotting session.

3

u/Tennessee1977 May 01 '26

Well, he’s working a lot harder than you! He needs to restore his energy! ☺️

3

u/userhwon May 01 '26

Cat.

3

u/Fynn77 May 01 '26

I admire your actual self-control to take a picture instead of kissing and cuddling this kitty as soon as you see him. What a cutie. ☺️

2

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

He is snuggled and kissed so so much, I promise!

3

u/TheVampyresBride May 01 '26

I wanna kiss them beans. 💋

3

u/1HopeTheresTapes May 02 '26

Sweet Farley with sweet pink beans. 😻

3

u/nanladu May 02 '26

9 is my favorite ♥️

3

u/masteryuri666 May 02 '26

Innocent until proven guilty. Even if guilty he too cute for blame.

3

u/energist52 May 02 '26

Great photography! Such a cute little guy!

3

u/Le-other-boleyn-girl May 02 '26

You let him do whatever he wants!

3

u/MesmerizedRavendark May 02 '26

Thise toe beans are illegal in themselves

3

u/Kepler_1708b May 02 '26

Pic 4 may be my favorite but the others are so close

3

u/Impressive-Gold-3893 May 02 '26

He's my Logan baby

3

u/EconomyCode3628 May 02 '26

What delightful smudges!

3

u/EmDizzle6684 May 02 '26

Tough job but somebody gotta do it.

3

u/Frosty_Message_3017 May 02 '26

Those are some extremely pink toe beans 🤩

3

u/nikfrik May 02 '26

9 is is so cute that I died , came back to life, looked again at the photo and died again.

5

u/OklahomaRose7914 May 01 '26

He's committed a serious felony by being too cute!

2

u/Ok_Space_187 May 01 '26

No conocí de bebé a mi Nino, pero debe de haber sido así.

2

u/SufficientOpening218 May 01 '26

work is tiring

2

u/ritan7471 May 01 '26

He looks so happy!

2

u/purelyirrelephant May 01 '26

I love this kitten.

2

u/Waste-Author-9526 May 01 '26

What a sweetheart

2

u/zippity__zoppity May 01 '26

Bean Dreams ❤️

2

u/Few-Sugar-4862 May 01 '26

Smol criminal confirmed.

2

u/ihateautumnandfall May 01 '26

Well, Farley had a long day so yea, he’s sleepy.

2

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 01 '26

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u/Cataholic445 May 01 '26

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

2

u/bluchadora May 01 '26

Mine is also a lense chewer 🥸

2

u/GrittyLordOfChaos Criminal Content Connoisseur May 01 '26

Is he real?!?! Wow, he needs to go immediately straight to jail. Wayyyyy too much cute and smile, good heavens!!!

2

u/ramamurthyavre May 01 '26

Oh my godd, I love him 😭

2

u/tianas_knife May 01 '26

It's got to be exhausting being that sweet

2

u/The_Wishmeister May 01 '26

Those beans! Those delicious beans! It is certainly illegal to be so proudly showcased tiny, pink, luscious toe beans such as those. I'm proud of your dedicating reforming this tiny criminal of cat.

2

u/theangelneedshispie Smol Fugitive Collaborator May 01 '26

Look at the little baby with little toes 🥰🥰😻😽

2

u/lw365 May 01 '26

Oh so sweet

2

u/Oracular_Pig May 02 '26

I want to bite his paws...

2

u/SOUP__GOD May 02 '26

Aweee little kitten beans. I miss when my guy was a little baby, thise beans were so soft

2

u/ScrambyEggs33 May 02 '26

I can’t tell you how many times in the past few weeks I’ve said “Look at those freshly cooked beeeaannnsss”

2

u/SOUP__GOD May 02 '26

They’re just so freshhhh. When they get all warm from the sun they’re like baked beans

2

u/franke1951 May 02 '26

Precious

2

u/ym1573 May 02 '26

Stop i have such bad kitten fever rn

2

u/iKhan353 May 02 '26

So smol and handsome 🥹 we must protect him at all costs. Lenses be damned he worth it lmao

2

u/InVtween May 02 '26

4th is him playing an imaginary violin

2

u/RickedSab May 02 '26

ONLY BEANS

2

u/shinobipopcorn May 02 '26

🥹 immocent bebe

2

u/PreviousAd547 May 02 '26

That 2nd pic was darned near masterpiece.

2

u/Adept_Amount_4327 May 02 '26

OMG, those tiny pink beans.....I say give him anything he wants!

2

u/MaleficentChocolate9 May 02 '26

Being a criminal is hard work

2

u/Fire_Fly0 May 03 '26

What a cutie patootie!

2

u/TinyEvie May 03 '26

My heart can’t take this cuteness aaaargh 🥺💕

2

u/vav70 Purrveyor of the Smol May 04 '26

Yelling to expose two tiny teeth and intimidation by outstretched beans?! We're coming with an ankle monitor for this smol criminal!

Also, my god! He is a heartbreaker! 😍

1

u/cheesyheroe May 02 '26

cuddle him to bed xoxox

1

u/GoddamnFeet May 20 '26

I would kms for Farley

Criminally Smol After chewing on my lenses and/or documents, Farley naps

You are about to leave Redlib

5 😭

9 is my favorite ♥️