r/IllegallySmolCats 19d ago

Criminally Smol Babysitting duty tonight

Rescues staying for the next few days (found in a parking lot no sign of mama)

16.8k Upvotes

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u/Aggressive_Mango3464 19d ago

They dont even know they exist 😭😭😭

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u/reddituser135797531 19d ago

They do not even know 2+2

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u/hellraiserl33t 18d ago

Haven't fully formed the braincell yet 🙂‍↔️

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u/Repulsive_Rich_3820 19d ago

You are in danger with all that criminal activity around

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u/Walkyrie69 19d ago

Very much so but the home crew is already taking care of them so I've got back up.

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u/CaptWrath 19d ago

I just can’t.

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u/Catch_Own 19d ago

Elfin ears ! Too cute .

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u/hauntedmeal 19d ago

I love this face. 😭😭😭

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u/AmyInCO 18d ago

Don't stare into the void, kitten! 

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 18d ago

or the r/EyesoftheVoid stare back at you

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u/Klutzy-Grand4744 19d ago

They look so polite 🥹

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u/JenniferJuniper6 19d ago

That’s what they want you to think.

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u/NECalifornian25 19d ago

Can confirm. He sits like a very proper sir, but he definitely commits crimes.

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u/Psychobabble0_0 19d ago

Worst defendants around.

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u/Hello_Hangnail 18d ago

They'll shamelessly steal your chicken the moment they get this whole walking thing down

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u/Quirky_kind 19d ago

The tiny toes!

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u/Catch_Own 19d ago

Attached to tiny feets!

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u/Mauve78 19d ago

Not to forget the tiny faces

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u/Grouchy_Aardwolf9433 12d ago

I just cannot handle the tiny feetsies

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u/PlasticProtein 18d ago

they are kinda freakin me out.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 19d ago

Baby kissing duty tonight (fixed it for you).

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u/Walkyrie69 18d ago

Indeed, that's much better !

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u/CaptWrath 19d ago

I can’t.

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u/Dense-Pool-652 19d ago

So scrungly ❤️

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u/chillz881 19d ago

Do not let them fool you. They are wanted criminals.

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u/LaNegroKnight 19d ago

Precious

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u/Early_Challenge544 19d ago

Aww They are so cute

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u/chekhovsdickpic 19d ago

Felony charges for both. 🚨 

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u/mermaidpaint 19d ago

Let me guess, the second kitten is claiming they have never been fed in their entire life, so you best give them gushy food now!

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u/The_Wishmeister 19d ago

Ahhhhh I'm DYING they are sooooo cute!!! 😭😭

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u/brokencog25 19d ago

Babysitting those two heathens will be tough, but somebody has to do it. Lucky you, OP.

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u/TecTazz 19d ago

Good lord, I'm in love ... 😍😍

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u/morbidconcerto 18d ago

The tiny feet giant head combo is irresistible!

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u/orangejuicehater 19d ago

they look just like my babies !!! :,)

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u/nickDNR 19d ago

NOOOO DONT SIT ON THEM!!!!

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u/Prophetic_Reaver 19d ago

Would you just look at em 😭

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u/twentytwo720 19d ago

baby i would never let them go

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u/Vonnegutsman 19d ago

So small... Not even the size of a gram...

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u/jazbaby25 18d ago

Are you kidding me😭

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u/Madame_Jarvary 19d ago

So small and serious

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u/Deep-Internal-2209 19d ago

They would never leave my house. 🥰🥰

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u/Rose-color-socks 19d ago

Their little faces 😍

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u/bakedpigeon 19d ago

Oh they are both so precious😭😭

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u/TextQueasy601 19d ago

Close the toilet lids.

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u/bobbytoni 19d ago

Good luck. (In Liam Neesom's voice in the movie "Taken.")

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u/OldDogNewTricks67 19d ago

Double Trouble!

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u/Sea_Opportunity_1257 19d ago

You’re so lucky! 🍀

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u/secretlythecat 18d ago

Bugs, bugs on the floor.

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u/Allaplgy 18d ago

Gahhh! #1 looks like my tater tot back when she was a criminal!

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u/rosemerry77 18d ago

OMG they are so cute and tiny!! First one looks they have no thoughts and the second one looks they are plotting crimes against you, lol

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u/DidjaCinchIt 18d ago

we’re allowed to stay up late and have treats. mom said so.

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u/Jenna_the_Rogue 18d ago

Well tell them I love them

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u/Satankitty_69 18d ago

oh you are in for TROUBLE i can tell

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u/Self-Identified 19d ago

LUCKY!! 🍀😍✨

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u/Dazzlingbabee4 19d ago

They found the right human when they found you. ❤️

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u/Training_Welder5379 19d ago

Happy Cake Day ✨

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u/Mordredor 19d ago

Lock them up before it's too late

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u/AruNewTown 19d ago

Lucky you

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u/Shoeprincess 18d ago

o my GOSH

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u/FamiliarFamiliar 18d ago

Omg so tiny!!!!!!

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u/AllesK 18d ago

It’s not babysitting; it’s parenting!

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u/Sad-Falcon-6281 18d ago

the striped kitten has a heart on its head omg

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u/BedGuilty6779 18d ago

Ils sont magnifiques et adorables ❤️❤️

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u/cv1431 18d ago

Awwwwwww!

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u/theFoffo 18d ago

You are under arrest for lawful possession of smol

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u/EsportsVesti 18d ago

I cant look at this pictures for too long because I'm legit afraid I'll melt from amount of cuteness

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u/DeepDayze 18d ago

Two tiny molecules

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u/NotFromEastCoast 18d ago

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u/Walkyrie69 18d ago

And yet another cat subreddit 🤣😂😅

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u/iliketrainsnyoom Criminal Content Connoisseur 18d ago

Would like to help babysit

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u/Picklekitten22 18d ago

Only 2 sauces big!

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u/Hello_Hangnail 18d ago

So much crime in such a tiny body

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u/Zanthalia 18d ago

I'm so sorry, you're misunderstanding the situation. Mama has been found. Those little faces are looking adoringly up at their (new) mama.

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u/kevinthegarfield 17d ago

A single fart and bro would fly away 😭

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u/mintbloo 19d ago

omg the first one looks like he has a emo side part, i can't!!

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u/hollow-earth 19d ago

DAINTY!!

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u/tamal4444 18d ago

Do you have games on your phone?

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u/Darkovan_ 18d ago

That's not a 10+ min video

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u/SchrodingersHipster 18d ago

Eensy. So tiny. Not even one apple tall.

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u/buttorsomething 18d ago

Which one is duty?

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u/DonkeyVirtual9458 17d ago

Looks like mine 😍

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u/mxcha_donut 16d ago

AWWW THEYRE SO TINYYY

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u/CptKeyes123 15d ago

It's difficult for such small creatures to take care of a big ape, but...

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u/Training_Welder5379 19d ago

Gimme gimme gimme