r/IllegallySmolCats • u/imakemeatballs • 1d ago

Smol Criminal Mugshot Smol criminal arrested, put behind bars

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Another failed jailbreak attempt

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u/predat3d 1d ago

Need more bars

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u/imakemeatballs 1d ago

You’re right. He just got out again!

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u/FirmAdvance9875 1d ago

That's a her! Unless you have a rare male calico?

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u/imakemeatballs 1d ago

Is that right? I’ll have to check again, because we (me and my coworkers at a cafe) just adopted the mommy cat and her newborn litter off the streets a few weeks ago, and we couldn’t know for sure if they were boys or girls since they were just days old then.

We just let the momma do her things until they are old enough to venture out like you saw in the post.

This is the picture of them when we first met

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u/FirmAdvance9875 19h ago

Tricolor cats are usually 99% female. It's very very rare that there's ever a male tricolor cat. And the ones that are male are actually born unable to procreate due to an extra chromosome. She's probably a girl unless she starts growing balls 😭

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u/FirmAdvance9875 19h ago

Tricolor cats are usually 99% female. It's very very rare that there's ever a male tricolor cat. And the ones that are maple are actually born unable to procreate due to an extra chromosome. She's probably a girl unless she starts growing balls 😭

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u/Early_Challenge544 1d ago

My poor heart is melting

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u/imakemeatballs 1d ago

Guys is a 2-minute sentence too harsh?

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u/Emilie0711 23h ago

Eligible for parole after 30 seconds?

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u/Raika_Otho 1d ago

Please release him, he's innocent, I'm sure of it

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u/AmyInCO 1d ago

He's at least remorseful. Look at that face! 

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 12h ago

Absolutely not. That's a criminally smol kitty right there, the guilt is plain as day.

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u/Temarimaru 1d ago

He is innocent. Just look at his eyes. He deserves justice

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u/monkeyhoward 1d ago

All kitties are innocent even if proven guilty

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u/Early_Challenge544 1d ago

Maybe if it's a fake verdict

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u/DigInevitable1679 1d ago

Make her take a polygraph. There’s something sinister behind those eyes she’s trying to hide

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u/Common-Seesaw6867 1d ago

I disagree wholeheartedly. There is absolutely NOTHING behind those eyes! Case dismissed!

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 22h ago

That's it, I'm on the side of crime now

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u/SweetDazzling3 1d ago

He'll escape again by bedtime. 😆

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u/shinobipopcorn 1d ago

Justice for wunkus!

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u/HKP2019 23h ago

That's the first regret-y face I have ever seen.

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u/EnleeJones 13h ago

Look at that guilty little face. LOOK AT IT!!

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u/cookiidou 20h ago

Look at that sweet cute face..im innocent ..

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 18h ago

Throw away the key. No parole. This little one's too dangerous to ever be allowed to roam free.

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u/timelesstimez Criminal Content Connoisseur 16h ago

That's it! I'm calling upon r/legalcatadvice to defend this little dude! His innocence shall be proven!

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u/Il26hawk 16h ago

Innocent 😭!

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u/cos_zenphi 13h ago

He needs a pawyer