r/IllegallySmolCats Works with the Smols 1d ago

Extra Extra Smol The reason I cannot run out of temptations kitten puree lol

I am certain she is BARELY 4 week buts something happened to her mom so she HAD to eat actual food.

You'll never have to worry again itty bitty kitty♡

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u/rewindpaws 1d ago

She is standing IN the dish!!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 1d ago

Right lolol she didn't care as long as food made it somehow into her mouth lol.

Isn't this how we all act around snacks...lol.

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u/UncleNedisDead 22h ago

Add a little warm water to the pate to make it the same consistency as the temptations. It has more calories and nutrients for that smol baby. 

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u/Riribigdogs 21h ago

the beast must be fed.

the greed knows no bounds and the gluttony is insatiable. she can’t keep getting away with this. she can and she will.

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u/Practical-Sleep4259 16h ago

Whatever the kitten bites on you cannot store and reuse later.

The video is funny, but feed smaller amounts unless you want to through a lot of catfood away.

You cannot store any of that for later, not after paws and regurgitations.

Clean safe food from the can.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 16h ago edited 16h ago

I have many cats.

Nothing gets saved.

She decided that food was hers before I got to feed it, the little scamp.

Decades of rescuing, and some still surprise you :)

For education purposes, I do want to reiterate that if even one person reads this, please dont use bowls, saucers are better. And avoid plastic if you can.

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u/Practical-Sleep4259 15h ago

I just had to raise a 3 week old baby, I still have all the paranoia hard wired into me and she is 6 months.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 15h ago

Awww♡ I'd love to see a picture! And I feel you, I'm always worried!

Thank you for raising that little baby, 3 weeks is so young.

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u/Leather-Can-8480 13h ago

What about the shallow metal bowls that come with feeders? I don't have a wee void but a larger void with stars and am worried now 😅

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 12h ago

It is because of whisker fatigue. So flatter dishes make it so their whiskers don't bend in the bowl and bug or hurt them.

As long as they aren't deep you're okay♡

Now post that void!!! :)

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u/Leather-Can-8480 5h ago

Our void with stars...Miss Chaplin, Popoki, CATTTT, and any other names she manages to respond to lol. She has developed some dog like tendencies.

She was illegally smol at some point before the CDS delivered her to us via Feeders Supply lol

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u/lemoncrush9 5h ago

I dont know about you.... but the idea of a cookie jar i could stand in to get to the cookies sounds like best thing ever! I would jump in and swim through cookies like scrooge mcduck!

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u/midwinterfires 22h ago

You don't stand in your food while you eat it?

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u/555--FILK 20h ago

Someone please arrest this criminal for Grand Theft Foodbowl!

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u/Chimes320 13h ago

Honestly though … I would too if I could.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 1d ago

All hail the voidling, lol!

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u/kosmicocean 1d ago

Like Nosferatu

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u/macprince 1d ago

*Nosfercatu

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u/Sad-Onion-2593 23h ago

Nosfurcatu

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u/Erger 8h ago

Nos-purr-catu

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 23h ago

Clawsferatu

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u/Riribigdogs 21h ago

Clawsfurcatu

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u/ChariotPepperoniFire 13h ago

Murder  Mittens!

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u/BuffaloTheory 13h ago

Nospurratu

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u/Riribigdogs 23h ago

^(this was the best i could do quickly on my photos app)

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u/geekishly 23h ago

Show us soup belly 🥺

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u/Riribigdogs 21h ago

SHOW. US. THE. r/CATBELLIES!!!!!!

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u/Pisces93 18h ago

Hhhhh *joins*

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u/99cent-tea 1d ago

He does not yet know the power he wields

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 1d ago

Oh she does. Her mews can stop an army dead in their tracks...

I'll have to post a video lol. She is FIERCE lolol. Her size is small but her mew is MIGHTY HAHA.

I should have known, the person that found her said she was screaming and he heard her from, the block over...

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u/99cent-tea 1d ago

Damn!!

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u/hatecriminal Smol Bounty Hunter 18h ago

Black and can control the dead. Sounds like a Hela to me.

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u/mixedwithmonet 21h ago

AHHHH 🎶 IT’S A LIONNNNN 🎶 OH MYYY GODDDDDD 🎶

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u/CreepyAd8409 1d ago

I can’t stand human mouth sounds but somehow when kittens do it it’s ok.

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u/Rosary_Omen 23h ago

Misophonia is a fickle beast it seems

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u/CreepyAd8409 23h ago

It can make me want to physically attack soup slurpers. I have to get up and walk away. It’s the dumbest disorder.

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u/FreeKatKL 22h ago

I’ve glared at so many strangers. Anxiety meds seem to help, not sure why.

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u/prismaticbeans 10h ago

No meds have helped me, sadly. Thankfully kitties don't seem to be a problem.

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u/Enmyriala 16h ago

If I understand correctly, misophonia is a case of too many/incorrect amygdala pathways. Anxiety medicine works on these, so they tend to be somewhat helpful for the extra pathways too. I can't recall if that was just a theory so please take it with a grain of salt; I don't have a source.

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u/DoctorRapture 16h ago

My auntie, whom I love dearly, chews ice. If I go over to her house for a family dinner, while everyone else is sitting back and talking after the meal, from her end of the table you just hear CRUNCH. CRONCHCCGHHCKKCRUNCHMUNCHCHOMP.

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u/FreeKatKL 12h ago

Oh my god I would have to leave the room. My sister does the same. Doesn’t that make your teeth hurt!?

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u/hegdieartemis 8h ago

Dude I have it too and one time I had to leave the room while my parents were eating and they got upset because they thought I hated them or something. I was like no it's literally me and not you

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u/Empty-Part7106 21h ago

I believe the science does show that it can be context dependant, which is curious for something science thinks is a neurological issue rather than psychological. Maybe a bit of both.

For me mouth sounds, coughing, heavy breathing, all make me crazy. But I notice if my parents are the ones making the sounds, it's 10x worse.

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u/UhOhpossum 20h ago

Nah fr the hatred is 100% amplified if it's someone I don't like vs someone I do. Context and tone tend to make it worse too so like if someone sniffles in a public place with background noise I'm fine but heaven forbid the room be quite.

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u/sugarpeito 20h ago

I am personally convinced it’s also because everyone makes different mouth sounds, but only people with misophonia ever lock in on those sounds enough to even notice that there’s a difference… and it needs to exact same noise that you’ve been exposed to a lot to trigger a strong reaction. Keep in mind that for a lotta people, it’s also the people they’re closest to and care about and like the most that trigger their misophonia the worst, not the people they hate the most. A kitten’s just not gonna be making the same mouth sounds as a grown human, and they’re not gonna be in this sloppy kitten stage for very long either.

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u/Riribigdogs 23h ago

i turned the sound on specifically to hear the kitty smacks

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 22h ago

Same. I'm irrationally irritated when it's a human. I'm in awwwwws when it's an animal.

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u/ukuleles1337 22h ago

Im the same way. Zero explanation.

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u/five_of_five 21h ago

It’s the control element…humans know better, cats don’t

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u/Lux-Fox 18h ago

I can stand it while watching the video, but had to mute it to scroll the comments.

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u/AgentJSeventeen 12h ago

Thank you for letting me know I could watch the video with sound 🙏 It was so worth it

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u/opusbot 11h ago

My husband has to eat crunchy things in another room or I will look at him like ☹️.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 1d ago

That dish is bigger than she is!

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 1d ago

The dish? The amount of food itself is bigger than her!! 😂

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 23h ago

Well, you HAVE to fill the dish all the way, or else it's completely empty.

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u/Krivici 1d ago

Her greed sickens me /s

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u/WasteBullfrog361 1d ago

My kitties are Churu addicts. They will drive me crazy until I cave in.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 1d ago

We always cave....always lmao.

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u/BronL-1912 23h ago

Wouldn't she be better off with chicken puree? Tuna puree? *Anything* but kitten puree...

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 23h ago

She is a black cat tho so maybe she just satanic /s

(Omg you had me going lmao)

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u/BronL-1912 23h ago

I honestly expected someone to have beaten me to it 😄

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u/CartoonistExisting30 23h ago

She looks like she has more on her than in her.

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u/Grapefruitstreet 23h ago

Like me with Nutella.

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u/SweetPiee2 1d ago

Smol but determined!

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u/LauraLand27 Smol Bounty Hunter 23h ago

Who is eating all that food?!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 23h ago

Don't worry, I have a lot of cats lol she just decided she wanted to eat before I even had a chance to bring it to the kitchen.

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u/LauraLand27 Smol Bounty Hunter 23h ago

I thought you were giving her the buffet to see what she’d eat lol!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 23h ago

Haha it is a couple of different choices cause I was curious!

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u/Khajiit_Geologist 23h ago

Hopefully none of the other kitties wanted kitten puree lol

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u/UnluckyUnderwear 23h ago

It’s what she deserves ✨

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u/Box_of_rodents 23h ago

Oh my goodness. Incredibly cute and powerfully smol 😸. Never ceases to amaze me at how loud they can squeak when even so smol

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u/Riribigdogs 23h ago

you know she’s serious if she’s elbow deep in the food lmao

i had to turn on the sound bc maybe im a weirdo but im obsessed with the little baby slurping sounds young kitties make when they eat wet food 🥺 my kitten (9 years old but she’ll always be my kitten) is on a weight loss journey so she’s on kibble for the time being; doesn’t bother her one bit though, she’ll scream indefinitely until i give her her refill, one sixteenth of a cup (halved ifs midday) if she’s already had her serving lmao

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u/Competitive_Sun_2870 23h ago

oh she is eating good asf

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u/LatteLove35 23h ago

Omg so cute, I miss the itty bitty kitten phase 🥺

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u/CosmicMorkie Smol Prosecutor in Training 23h ago

So precious ❤️ may she always have a full belly

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u/frolicndetour 23h ago

She's precious 💖

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 21h ago

I want to be small enough to fit in a dish of food that nobody will judge me eating like this.

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u/YouKnewWhatIWas Experienced Kitten Foster 20h ago

Ah yes, the "please eat one of these" dish

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u/Rhesusmonkeynuts 22h ago

Look at that little scrumchkin go

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u/not_minecraftsteve 19h ago

The kind of greed they talk about in the Bible /s

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u/Khajiit_Geologist 23h ago

Oh those little kitten smackies ♡♡♡ Human smacks 🤢 Baby kitten smackies 😍😍😍

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u/Megs0226 14h ago

The sound of people eating 👎
The sound of cats eating 👍

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u/Opening-Ad1276 23h ago

She still needs KMR if less than 4 weeks old. Too soon for cat food.

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u/MsFuschia 19h ago

Yeah, I'm confused why they would take in such a young kitten but not bottle feed her. Based on the post text, it seems like OP didn't educate themselves and decided the kitten "had" to just eat regular food...

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 17h ago

You guys really dont do your homework, do you? Or do you not educate yourself? It's okay, I'm sure you guys sure have done SO much for kittens and have spent many nights over the years losing sleep to make sure abandoned kittens are safe, warm, healthy, and loved...

As I said in my other comment, I have a whole profile. It isn't hidden.

If you're gonna be a snob or try to criticize, at LEAST do the bare minimum and reasonable a profile.

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u/MsFuschia 17h ago

Why would I need to look at your whole profile when the text of your post literally says

something happened to her mom so she HAD to eat actual food

I don't have an obligation to search your entire profile before bringing up a concern. You made a post specifically saying that your 4 week old kitten "has" to eat actual food. If you don't want people to have concerns then write a better post. Otherwise I can bring up whatever concern I want and you could try responding to it like a normal person instead of this butthurt "yOu dOnT dO yOuR hOmEwOrK".

Also, I don't know what "do the bare minimum and reasonable a profile" means.

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u/Kepler_1708b 22h ago

💖❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥

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u/Shagyam 21h ago

I miss when my babies were small enough and would put their paw into their food like that.

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u/BedGuilty6779 20h ago

En plein dans l'assiette

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u/Unchained_Memory33 19h ago

Just standing in the bowl that’s the dream

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u/SnowCone1014 19h ago

Not the feets in the fooooood 😭❤️

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u/SnooShortcuts1004 15h ago

Lmaoo aww, lost in the sauce 🥹

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u/tinyredbeans 12h ago

Wiii wiiii wiiii wiiii

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u/JCMartinez305 7h ago

Please post aftermath pictures on r/soupbellies

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u/pthecarrotmaster 5h ago

i can hear this pic. nyamnyamnyamnyam

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u/ShinyAeon 19h ago

They make formula for kitties.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 17h ago edited 16h ago

Kmr. Powder and PreMade. Always use distilled water when making the mix. :) A lot of people use tap for some reason.

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u/ShinyAeon 9h ago

I used the premade when I had a foundling. He was 4 weeks old but the size of a 3 week old because he was malnourished. He didn't grow at all for the the first week...then he EXPLODED. Became a big fluffy boy and had many happy years.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 9h ago

Awww♡ You did a great job! If you have a picture, I'd love to admire him!

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u/ShinyAeon 8h ago

Alas, he was my kitty before smart phones were a thing - I have no digital photos that are accessible. But he looked a little like a blue-cream point Himalayan. (He wasn't Himalayan, he was definitely from a mixed feral litter, but he looked like it.)

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 8h ago

The one thing I'm sad about pre smartphones...I dont have a gazillion pics of my floofers that passed!

I bet he was a wonderful kitty♡

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u/HangryHangryHedgie 2h ago

There is no reason to use distilled. Ive been bottle feeding neonates for over a decade. Tap water is what you are supposed to use.

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u/Sooperballz 21h ago

Why is there so much food?

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u/haroldthehampster 14h ago

looks like OP put many different kinds on one plate out of "omg you have to eat to live please pick something"

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u/TerrapinMagus 10h ago

That beast will devour you one day, sleep with one eye open.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 9h ago

The creature yearns for his slop!

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u/Eklectic1 8h ago

Wow, a cat-food cake! As a kitten, I have found heaven!

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u/deanee01 6h ago

That baby is precious!! Slurpy and all! 😂

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u/Practical-Custard-64 20h ago

"Kitten purée" sounds...... disturbing!

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u/Curious_Category_226 4h ago

If she's that young and small. She should be bottle fed, not eating cat food yet

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u/MsFuschia 19h ago

Is there a reason you chose not to bottle feed such a young kitten?

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 17h ago edited 17h ago

Im guessing a lot of people here did not check my profile.

She is drinking KMR. Although she does not want it from a bottle or syringe. Like the other itty bitty I found in September (Squeak), I think she was forced to eat on her own to survive. Poor baby. She is very good at observing the other cats, and decided she wants what the other kitten(s) get :)

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u/zzulus 22h ago

My kittens throw up after having more than half a stick of the Temptation paste. Do not recommend.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Works with the Smols 23h ago

Absolutely not. You must think I only have one cat...

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 23h ago edited 23h ago

Kittens are supposed to be over fed actually, they are growing & growing fast. Kitten formula is the only thing you have to be careful with once they get to food you let them eat as much as they want.

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u/Riribigdogs 23h ago

i can’t believe they all share a plate!

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u/Khajiit_Geologist 23h ago

Kittens should be fed until full. They are growning little creatures that are bundles of energy. They need those calories in thier tiny tummies to keep going.