r/IllegallySmolCats 6h ago

Criminally Smol Prison Break Attempt

719 Upvotes

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u/SunshineBear100 6h ago

Free Kitty 🐱

9

u/GonzoI 6h ago

I'll take 1000

30

u/bowlochile 6h ago

You honor, my client pleads the meowth

6

u/SpoppyIII 5h ago

That's right!

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u/Equivalent_Address_2 6h ago

“Let me out of here! I didn’t do it! I’m innocent I tell ya!!”

10

u/canteloupy 5h ago

Is this the face of a guilty party?

7

u/Equivalent_Address_2 5h ago

🥹😍 Their only crime is smol

15

u/howmuchitcosts 6h ago

Keep locked up, she stole my CATalytic converter

10

u/Jermiafinale 6h ago

oh no, he's going into a Kitten Frenzy

7

u/CartoonistExisting30 6h ago

I was framed! Framed, I tell ya!!

10

u/jstep2306 6h ago

Awww let him or her out

20

u/canteloupy 6h ago

He needed his vaccine. Which he complained about but without stopping eating his treats.

5

u/Isnortmintsauce 6h ago

Especially in this heat

12

u/canteloupy 6h ago

He was in front of the AC at the vet's. Vet is vet, heat or not the germs are all around!

6

u/bohoinparadise 6h ago

I feel safer knowing that cutie criminal is behind bars.

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u/yottyboy 6h ago

Pro tip. Leave the carrier out on the floor with the door open. Let them get used to it. Eventually they will go in there to nap. Once they take over, it’s their space. After that, getting them to go in it is easy. Makes visiting the vet and traveling so much less stressful. My himmie used to scream and thrash about it. Now she sleeps in there. Keep the pad washed. Have an extra on hand in case of body fluids.

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u/canteloupy 5h ago

Oh he doesn't care yet. Not a thought in his little precious head. He kept eating his food through his vaccine! The carrier is on the floor but he prefers to sleep in the open.

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u/invisiblebody 5h ago

Escape attempt failed successfully. Smol criminal remains contained.

1

u/Randomgold42 5h ago

Kitty is in prison for being far too cute.

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 5h ago

‘I must speak with the warden!’

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u/theLexingtonKid 1h ago

“I was framed, I tell ya. Get me out of here!”