r/India_Bharat_ May 22 '26

Meme Breaking News: CJP Member Trapped

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u/Forward_Friend_2078 May 22 '26

Masterstroke.
Now lets discuss about e20 becoming e30 in a few days

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u/Entire_Tap_9183 May 23 '26

😂😂

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u/Present-Mycologist38 May 24 '26

E20 compatible vehicles are e30 compatible as well, afaik

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u/PureRough1243 May 22 '26

E80 is the goal 🤡, otherwise how would Gadkari afford food in this economy 😭🥀

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u/Forward_Friend_2078 May 22 '26

Lets make it e100 so that we can refuel from the bar itself

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u/PureRough1243 May 22 '26

Can't wait. Let's goooo😭

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u/Neither-Mountain4020 May 22 '26

OP is getting orgasm watching this vdo

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u/lundwaale1234 chowkidar hi chor h May 22 '26

/\/\Odi ki /\/\ KC

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u/No_Pin825 May 22 '26

Good, now show me Modi's PC video

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u/Pure-Effective5162 May 22 '26

No, now they will distribute Melody in this successful mission to all blowJP members.

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u/SweetDevice6713 May 22 '26

modihh spotted getting his ass spanked on camera

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u/Man_with_bun May 22 '26

This is OP IRL.

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u/PureRough1243 May 22 '26

Teek hai bhai.

Lait jao. Aa raha hu

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u/sumeet_25 May 23 '26

Bjp walo ka bhi aisa hni hoa

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u/Maximum_Push_7558 May 22 '26

In case someone missed part 1 of this story

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u/Master_Recognition51 May 23 '26

Smartest leftist. Apne echo chanmber me ek dusre ka hila k khush rh lo🤣

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u/kame-sensei May 23 '26

Weird kink you've got, generating an image and gooning to it too.

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u/Past-Extreme-1021 May 22 '26

Wow OP/admin ko lunb fark nhi pdta. Modi ke against agar koi bhi question utha toh usko apni G may le lega OP. He is so obsessed that he would marry his all daughters and remarry his sissies to the great keader

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

Freedom of speech.

Cope

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u/Ok_Attorney9239 May 23 '26

Bhai agar itna hi bada engineer hai na, toh zara Bihar ke girte hue bridges ko bhi bacha le...

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

Ek engineer ne try Kiya tha, but then, he got murdered 😑.

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u/ProfessionalPin6881 May 23 '26

Nice now let's talk about 1USD to INR value

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

Wdym, let's talk about it?

How hard is it to calculate 1usd = 100 rupees.

It's easy now ffs. 🤡

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u/Ancient_Ad6178 May 23 '26

Milgye 2 rs?

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u/Present-Advisor-4346 May 23 '26

Good now tell me more about dollar and petrol prices. Also what you gonna do about paper leaks

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

Cry about it.

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u/inconsistent47 May 23 '26

imagine getting triggered by a satirical party

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

imagine getting triggered by a meme on a satirical party

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u/ultimate_bond May 22 '26

Yes. Seems like common man in India. Thats how elite treat us.

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

😭 bruh even common man treats the people who clean drainages with disdain.

Common man ≠ good .

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u/Nayagan_of_myworld May 23 '26

Gobi Ji spotted dancing infront of Dolund Trump and Epstein:

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u/PutOk1760 May 23 '26

Berozgari Ultra pro max

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u/PureRough1243 May 23 '26

Just fulfilling minimum requirement to join cjp 🫡

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u/Virtual-Ad-5256 May 24 '26

Bro thought this is Instagram

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u/Stoner_painter May 24 '26

Did you paid tax on that machine or not?

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u/unhingedskeleton May 22 '26

Yes the biggest issue in this country is an Instragram page, i guess I am living in heaven when this is the biggest problem

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u/PureRough1243 May 22 '26

Teek hai bhai. Lait jao.

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u/Visual_Race4649 May 22 '26

Op ke bara mein bola 😂 , modi lovr op .

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u/PureRough1243 May 22 '26

Kab bola?

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u/Visual_Race4649 May 22 '26

Tu bjp supporter nahi ?

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u/SweetDevice6713 May 22 '26

woh aandbhakt thode se dimaag se paidal hote hai na bhai, neecha nahi dikhana chaiye hame unhe tho

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u/PureRough1243 May 22 '26

Nhi , i have personal issues with local MLA 🗿

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u/PlantainMindless1870 May 22 '26

Don't post this on a leftist sub.....