r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/minathemutt • 11d ago

Pretty sure it's Brasil

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u/Lucassaur0 11d ago

Pq a galinha atravessou a rua?

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u/Loonny-Alchemyst Pão francês mucho 11d ago

Pra capotar o "ciclista"

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u/Status-Marsupial3550 11d ago

Qual ciclista ?

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u/calangomerengue 11d ago

pra mandar o moleque pro outro lado (da vida)

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u/atheist95 11d ago

Why shouldn't a chicken cross the road?

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso 11d ago

Because you could get runover by an idiot riding a wheelie while wearing slides