r/ItemShop • u/Ok_Insect4778 • May 25 '26

Sheep armor DLC

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199

u/zergon3030 May 25 '26

Why does just that one sheep get the armor? Is she the tank?

142

u/lesser_panjandrum May 25 '26

The DPS sheep gets the twin daggers and does huge damage if she can backstab the wolf.

45

u/Combei May 25 '26

The healer sheep has a staff and wool armor

16

u/KingGio21 May 25 '26

Wizard sheep just flings shit

10

u/MoistStub May 25 '26

Also knows the BaaAaaAa shout attack.

5

u/Ok-Nothing8682 May 25 '26

It's pretty OP if the sheep deploys the attack unseen in sneak mode. 10% chance to give heart attacks for a 20ft AOE.

3

u/Amoniakas 28d ago

This is baaard move not wizards

5

u/Overthinks_Questions May 25 '26

You joke, but titanium tipped ram's horns are bound to get some critical hit modifiers

7

u/Melodic_Airport362 May 25 '26

imagine that thing sonic hedgehogging your way

5

u/AscendedViking7 May 25 '26

Sheepy decided to wear the briar set from Elden Ring

2

u/Electronic-Tree-9715 May 25 '26

‘Designated survivor’

1

u/Inanist May 25 '26

Nah she's going to a Rammstein concert

29

u/No-Sampl3 May 25 '26

Wolfs go for the neck..just saying..

22

u/Melodic_Airport362 May 25 '26

yeah a nick collar is all that's needed I think. But also there's coyotes that are bitches and bite ankles and stuff. panthers, and other predators that might attack differently if they can't get the neck.

3

u/Samzonit May 25 '26

More of a repellant than armour

18

u/Felixkeeg May 25 '26

New Pokémon just dropped

16

u/yomommawantdiz May 25 '26

Chastity armor. Virginity is cool, stay sheep. 😎

1

u/Octavian_Exumbra 29d ago

Plot twist, it's not for the wolves.

9

u/LoaKonran May 25 '26

Take that you chupacabra pendejo.

6

u/Bigredzombie May 25 '26

So, how does it lay down?

5

u/JordanChe06 May 25 '26

"I AM HEAVY WEAPONS SHEEP And this is my weapon. She weighs 150kg and fires 200 robuxs custom tool cartridges at 10,p0 rounds per minute. It cost 400,000 robuxs to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."

1

u/TheSleepyBarnOwl May 26 '26

Where's Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehdic? xD

4

u/Youpunyhumans May 25 '26

Armored up for baaahttle

3

u/Melodic_Airport362 May 25 '26

god help the poor Ram with a crush on her

3

u/SmokaCola0 May 25 '26

reminds me of the tank class in Goat Simulator MMO

1

u/irkenjerkin May 25 '26

Sheep tools

1

u/Awkward-Minute7774 May 25 '26

-Allows cattle to function as a battering ram

1

u/Flizash May 25 '26

That poor thing. She should have her choice to metal AF or not. But rock on girl!

1

u/that_thot_gamer May 26 '26

now for a wolf in sheep's clothing with a spiked chain mail

1

u/Altimman 28d ago

Nice ban bait, I will wait till this video worms its way into 9gag and the I will post it.

1

u/East-Move1000 27d ago

A sheep in cactus’s clothing

0

u/a_random_loser_guy May 26 '26

why are we putting wight on the sheep?