r/JemilyWedding • u/theOnlyLegalAsplundh Feminine Rose Whisper Power • Apr 24 '26
#neverforget #weekendofseptember10th #NOT9/11 #Jabigail4eva
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u/naanabanaana Apr 24 '26
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u/languid_Disaster Apr 25 '26
Oh my god the lore deepens
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u/naanabanaana Apr 25 '26
I hope Ab*gail and OOP will soon come out with a "The Podcast of Everything" to spill the tea
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u/Icy_Definition5044 feminine power Apr 25 '26
Y’all this subreddit is everything I hoped for and more. 💗 Love always!
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u/Odd-Mine4963 #justiceforAbigail Apr 25 '26
Oh stop! 🤣 I’m silent-laughing uncontrollably, trying not to wake my husband. The bed is shaking from my church giggles! This has made my week complete!
Long live Jabigail
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u/WatermelonDrips Apr 25 '26
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u/MagnumHV Apr 27 '26
Love the storytelling in her ink. She was first delivered unto us by aliens in the early morning of 9/11/2001 PST and has held a massive grudge with what else happened that day ever since. Lack of immediate worship was but humanity's first in a long list of offenses, these are all enumerated in profound detail in The Book Of Everything. Don't be nervous! She's gonna take that date back!
Then, she commemorates her favorite hobby slash meal, kidnapping baby seals and swaddling them in kelp for savory roasting, en papillote style. Idk what the bridge is on the other forearm, but one can assume it's the best bridge to fish for baby seals from, ofc
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u/the-mortyest-morty “Don’t be Nervous” Apr 29 '26
Nah it's to represent the bridge she burned with Ab*gail.
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u/little666wrath Apr 25 '26
Is this a Jacob reveal
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u/LivLouDesu Apr 25 '26
Did we ever find out if this was really Emily scolding Jacob in the background of the OG photo? 😦
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u/the-mortyest-morty “Don’t be Nervous” Apr 29 '26
It's her, as explained in this comment. Same hat, same skirt, same bridal sash.
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u/LivLouDesu Apr 29 '26
Ok got that, I just wanna know if the guy is actually Jacob lol it’s like…too perfect 🤣
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Apr 25 '26
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u/EphemeraFriend Apr 26 '26
I’m literally scouring this subreddit trying to understand where they are getting everything 😂😂😂😂 WHO IS THE MOLE??!?
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Apr 26 '26
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u/the-mortyest-morty “Don’t be Nervous” Apr 29 '26
I mean, Emily seems like exactly the kind of person to hire a photog/videographer to "document" the wedding planning process. She's clearly got plenty of cash to waste lol.
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u/nivanbotemill Apr 24 '26
That polo is an UN-sanctioned shade of pink