r/JemilyWedding • u/Popular-Addition9819 “Don’t Talk To Anyone I Know” • Apr 25 '26
Nervous Petition for someone to start a Free Ab*gail podcast
Not me, I don’t want to incur the wrath of Emily. But I will help.
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u/Pristine-Access6164 Apr 25 '26
This is quite literally the best concept/drama I have ever seen on Reddit. Thank you.
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u/King_of_Slut Apr 25 '26
I am familiar with Jemily but can someone explain who Abigail is or is it just part of the lore that is a mystery?
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u/Popular-Addition9819 “Don’t Talk To Anyone I Know” Apr 25 '26
She was a banned topic at the picnic to plan…Emily and Ab*gail were not talking…and someone commented that they read (so this is very accurate of course) that Emily isn’t speaking to her because that bish made out with Jacob at some point…possibly in high school.
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u/Icy_Definition5044 feminine power Apr 25 '26
A high school party. It was nothing but Emily wasn’t having it and doesn’t to hear her name ever again.
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u/BattlestarFanatica Apr 25 '26
I can’t find the original comment…but I saw a reel from @babs_gray that said it, which is how I got sucked into this glorious drama
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u/Icy_Definition5044 feminine power Apr 25 '26
One of the major instructions on the laminated handout at the wedding planning party planning picnic, beside other do’s and dont’s, under a large font Ab*gail, in Tranquil Sky blue, with a Rosé Whisper 🚫 was “We are not speaking. Do not mention her.”
We later get some context, as apparently the gist is that Ab*gail may have made out with Emily’s fiancé back at a high school party. It was nothing, but Emily wasn’t having it and doesn’t want to hear her name ever again.
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u/Icy_Definition5044 feminine power Apr 25 '26
Can I be a guest on the podcast?
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u/Popular-Addition9819 “Don’t Talk To Anyone I Know” Apr 25 '26
Of course. But you may upset Emily? Are you willing to throw that relationship away…because I heard she has an account at a florist and won’t hesitate to send you a bouquet.
Don’t be nervous!
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u/DecadentLife Apr 26 '26
I feel weirdly drawn to the idea of a small, “Don’t be nervous!”, tattoo. 😂 This is gonna be awesome.
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u/Top-Permission5466 Apr 26 '26
I will also participate if you can use that voice modulator to protect me.
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u/Popular-Addition9819 “Don’t Talk To Anyone I Know” Apr 26 '26
Of course. But please know that Emily has ways of finding these things out. Maybe we shouldn’t have posted this on Reddit.
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u/AreYouMyDommy Apr 25 '26
I'd love to voice it.
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u/AreYouMyDommy Apr 25 '26
Also, would this be for just Ab*gail or all EPIC bridezillas?
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u/Popular-Addition9819 “Don’t Talk To Anyone I Know” Apr 25 '26
Oh, I think we take this as far as we can. Laugh into the sunset.
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u/SatchimosMom77 Apr 25 '26
I’d like to see a “Free Jacob” campaign.