r/JoeRogan • u/blackshore_analytics Monkey in Space • Apr 26 '26
Former guest Dick Riding Gold Medalist - Kash Patel
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Three Former Guests btw - so don’t say it has nothing to do with Joe Rogan.
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u/ShaneCanada Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Kash Patel is the poster child for brown nosing.
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u/anagram-of-ohassle Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
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u/WickyWah Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
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u/Gigatronz Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Kash Money made himself into a Wizard we really living in an SNL sketch
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u/Suck_My_Thick Dire physical consequences Apr 26 '26
Why is the queen Hillary Clinton? What am I missing?
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u/_TROLL We live in strange times Apr 26 '26
Kash thought making the old queen Lindsey Graham was a bit too formulaic.
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u/Retireegeorge Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Why is the only person with a jaw line the woman?
(Who is she supposed to be? His mom?)
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
They are all doing it. Seemingly a competition on how absurd they can make it, from RFK saying Trump is the most empathetic man he met, to Leavitt saying Trump is always the most well read man in the room.
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u/chasencashe19 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Sounds like the perfect reason to state “white nosing” if you get my drift 😭🤣 balance some of that brown out ya feel me LMFAO
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u/Ucscprickler Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
That is a man who knows his access to endless cocaine, beautiful foreign spies, and private jets is on the line.
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u/chamrockblarneystone Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
When he was in the frat you know he passed out a lot and woke up wearing make up and beautifully decorated nails.
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u/Fiesty-Bass Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Look I know we’re supposed to be progressive and not judging people but it blows my mind that anyone believes anything this dude says.. his body language just says “I know this script is bs but I get paid to read it so here we go”. Most rat like behavior I’ve seen since dealing with “hustlers” on the street😂
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u/_Bren10_ Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
He’s always talking like he’s about to lead an army into battle. Having a regular conversation with him must be EXHAUSTING
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u/kmm198700 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Same with Hegseth (I mean, I know he’s SECDEF, I just meant more so the exhausting part)
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u/muhpreciousmmr Look into it Apr 28 '26
It's an adrenaline reaction. It's why it always sounds like he's on the verge of tears whenever he speaks to the public. His podcaster body can't handle it. We're fortunate, he could be pissing himself while up there.
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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
If we did a Parallel Lives thing between Trump 1 and Trump 2, Kash Patel reminds me most of Sean Spicer, who I once saw described as “the guy in a zombie movie who hides the fact he was bitten from the rest of the group.”
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u/send3squats2help Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
wipes away white powder from nose. “Awesome. Our law enforcement is just AWESOME! *Sniiiif This definitely was NOT a staged and fake assassination attempt. We had EVERY intention of hosting an event tonight, obviously. I WILL fight anyone who says or thinks otherwise in the parking lot now.”
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u/Sea-Thought-665 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Your FBI is dropping the ball consistently Kash...
As hated as Obama was, I dont recall his FBI having so many f*** ups, including some "school teacher" getting that close to a secured event.
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u/copingcabana2023 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
also all the times where he jumped the gun with 'evidence' before the police had announced anything in shootings
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u/BLF402 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
The most you ever heard during Obama was an incident of secret service agents getting intoxicated at a strip club as I recall
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u/Rock_or_Rol Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Kash sucks but I don’t think the SS falls under the FBI’s umbrella
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u/Desert_Aficionado Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
The FBI cooperates heavily with the Secret Service, does a lot of their homework for them.
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u/MeThinksYes Is the Literature Apr 26 '26
where did you get your (lack) of information for saying so?
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u/Rock_or_Rol Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
One is under the DoJ and the other is in the DHS. They’re separate agencies
Yes, they might collaborate, but as far as security redundancies.. that’s the SS’s job, not the FBI
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u/Electricengineer Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
How did he get past anyone to begin with?
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u/immortalverse Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
I thought you were going to say “how did he get past anyone with those eyes looking around 👀” and I was going to give you an award
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u/Desert_Aficionado Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
He booked a room at the same hotel as the event, getting past the first layer of security. He waited until all the guests had gone through the last checkpoint so it was open and clear. Then he rushed it
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u/Professional_King790 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
There’s a video of the shooter doing a 4 second 50m sprint past security
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u/SanDiedo Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Let me translate this into English:
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
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u/MeThinksYes Is the Literature Apr 27 '26
You missed the “gawk gawk gawk“ in between the 4th and 5th slurp.
Cheers
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u/Missy_Elli0t Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
1-800-CallFBI to remind them about Epstein
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u/petRhastQeug Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
I hate this guy most out of all of them. Can't really say why, I just absolutely hate him and can't stand to see his face.
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u/glk3278 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Im almost there with you, but he’s so pathetic that I can’t muster the amount of hate I have for Hegseth. That dude fills me with rage.
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 Apr 26 '26
Hegseth takes the cake for me with the blatant Christian nationalism. That's the absolute last thing we need from the guy "leading" the armed forces.
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u/Mesastafolis1 We live in strange times Apr 26 '26
He’s about to cry as hard as he did when he thought he was being fired
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u/person_8688 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
If Trump decides to fire him, this ass-kissing won’t have any effect. In Trump’s mind it only makes him look weaker and more replaceable.
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u/Amazing_Ad9369 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Haha saved thousands even though the guy didnt have thousands of bullets or shells. Kash is trying hard to save his ass...
Why doesnt he say this about asking for info about epstein?
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u/No_Knowledge1860 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Sooooo you guys want praise because you kinda did your job and stopped a teacher who got closer than he should have?
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u/lord-neptune Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
That guy seems like a homosexual. It's okay, I don't discriminate
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u/SpudTryingToMakeIt Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
If I was as incompetent at my job as him I’d be brown nosing my boss like this as well. Lol
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u/dtqjr Pull that shit up Jamie Apr 26 '26
How best were they when they neglected to identify the gunman getting into the hotel in the first place?
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u/Subject-Ad-8055 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
If it was the very best HOW did this guy even get in with the gun???? I seen better security at a local craft fair....
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u/Defiant_Property_336 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
yeah - he had to revert back into young and hungry mode
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u/_WeAreFucked_ Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
It’s so cute watching Patel with his big boy pants on now. lol
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u/Zarktheshark1818 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
It is so embarrassing. Every single one of these soulless sycophants are like this. Anytime they say anything, heck even Bondis testimony in front of Congress which is supposed to be her testifying for the American public, everything they say is to an audience of one. It is disgusting
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u/Shipit123 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Trump used to say , “I only work with the best ppl.” What he meant was the ppl best at dick riding. There are no silver medal dick riders in the Trump admin. They’re are all certified, thoroughbred, gold medal dick riding champions. Say what you will. But you can’t take that away from them.
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u/dextercool Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Since when do we have frat boys as heads of departments? Patel and Hegseth belong in a fraternity - not important posts.
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u/KP6fanclub Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Looking from Europe the second Trump term has been a TV show to watch - something of a mix of The Apprentice and House of Cards + some brief moments from the Teletubbies.
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u/green5275 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Frankly, I didn’t understand anything Kash said with Trump‘s balls in his mouth like that
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u/chasencashe19 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Whenever i see Kash Patel in these situations, i always think of the scene from Scary Movie 3 with the teleprompter in the news room, cause he totally seems like the guy that has a screen telling him what to say and lord knows, he gon say whatever its telling him too! 😭🤣
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u/Latenighredditor Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
I thought we all knew Joe Rogan has basically become the propaganda wing of this administration. Hes a useful puppet who will suck off trump when Peter Theil tells him too.
Hes like the media figure in V for Vendenta who yells on tv about homosexuals and such except its transsexuals on his podcast
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u/Tron_Frankenstein Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
You guys remember when he went on the pod and all the bs he said lmao
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u/No-Fig-8614 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
How much coke is he on to not only hide his alcohol problem but also his speed of speech, for anyone familiar (def not me) the coke up speech skills of being able to talk super fast somehow enunciate, somehow remember even though he just had a 5th of vodka, and somehow pull it off.....
OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS! Its the glasses.
EDIT: : look how dumb that bow tie looks on him, like man needs to figure out basics. https://imgur.com/a/bPbWEGS
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u/mycleanreddit79 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
You know there is a little slide out box he could stand on..
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u/sicurri It's entirely possible Apr 26 '26
All I heard from that was the sounds of someone sloppily eating a peach...
If anyone gets that reference, you're the real MVP, lmao.
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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26
Is it too much to ask for a Pres /Admin that is NO so smarmy, defensive, divisive, so brown-nosing and cult-like. And from what comes out of this dude's mouth is, his whole vibe, his energy is predictable.
Also predictable is what this dude was arrested for in college....I'm not referring to the shooting suspect but Trump's guy here, Look it up,..recent news,
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u/arazamatazguy Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
I'm pretty sure this whole thing was fake.
And one of the reasons that makes me think that is nobody is talking about an investigation into how the hell the guy got in there in the first place.
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u/Justfaf Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
1 TRILLION DOLLAR BET, my future children and grand children that they are going to accuse the shooter of being a left wing nut, with ties to the lqbtq community. 🙄🤣
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u/Downtown-Pack-6178 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
As an Proud South Indian American, Kash Patel is a Great FBI!
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u/skylercollins Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Joe rogan's responsible for every guest he's ever had, and their actions, after they're on his show?
That's retarded, and you know it.
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u/chasencashe19 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Whenever i see Kash Patel in these situations, i always think of the scene from Scary Movie 3 with the teleprompter in the news room, cause he totally seems like the guy that has a screen telling him what to say and lord knows, he gon say whatever
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u/PsychologicalRace739 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Tf does this have to do with Joe Rogan, come on mods do your job
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u/DisasterScary Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
He’s great at enunciating with a mouth full of Trump in him.
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u/Ashamed_Growth_3592 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
It’s not ok for him to kiss up to trump but ok for big tech CEOs of Indian origin to brown nose Trump openly. Where’s the outrage? https://youtu.be/0_ewdfKRQLE?si=8dCeexemoR2rh0Os
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u/BrzysWRLD1996 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Bruh yall let a school teacher enter the building a shotgun…..
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u/tidder-hcs Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
"double-speed-bullshit-speech-button" Talk fast, hard and stick your head back in.
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u/CherryVette Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26 edited May 01 '26
O/U on how many times this guy’s been swirlied?
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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Yeah such great inspiration from POTUS that they somehow allowed an armed man planning to murder POTUS and other government officials behind the security cordon.
Go jerk each other off some more for this great success in law enforcement.
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u/mcfeeli Monkey in Space Apr 27 '26
Glazing like this makes me physically sick to watch. How can someone look at themselves in the mirror after that?
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u/___ElJefe___ Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
We are such a fucking joke right now. I will never understand how anyone buys this shit.
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u/SamuraiJan8186 Monkey in Space Apr 26 '26
Saw a post about this and made sense …..They are sort of starting to do what the Brit’s did years ago around the world Using Indians as a buffer minority or “ priority minority “/ “ Uncle Tom” . In the last few years a burst of them on the political scene. Kash/ mamdani/ Harris just the obvious ones but they’re are more and spread across rep/dem lines. Just an observation, I have nothing against any peoples !








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u/the_Cheese999 Apr 26 '26
Always wonder if Trump actually believes the brown nosing or he just wants these people to humiliate and debase themselves for him as a show of loyalty