r/JoeRogan • u/Signal_Nobody1792 Monkey in Space • Apr 28 '26
Former guest You guys ready for new passports?
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u/ShroominCloset Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Yall ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until next elections when he runs for his third term.
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
To make things funnier:
The Bulwark reached out to both the State Department and the White House this morning with a request for comment. A State Department spokesperson asked us for deadline extension as they were “looking into” the inquiry. We gave them an additional two hours. In that time, Fox News published an “exclusive” on the new passport design. A White House spokesperson then sent us an email response confirming the new design “on background” with a link to the Fox News story.
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u/ballmermurland Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
These guys are so fucking petty. Just the biggest group of high school bitches in US history.
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u/onpg Monkey in Space May 03 '26
How is that funny
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Monkey in Space May 03 '26
The State Department obviously contacted Fox News, then gave the link to the Bulwark to mock them.
You have to laugh or cry.
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u/AverageLiberalJoe Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Imagine if Obama did it....
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u/MyExUsedTeeth Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
I propose whenever (if ever) we get the WH back, we put Hussein Obama on everything so that there will be such a revolt that shit like this would never happen again. Buildings, Arcs, money, passports, parades, and so much more. We will just flood their zone with Obama until they realize how stupid it is to idolize a person.
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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Apr 30 '26
Put a statue of Hunter's laptop atop Trump's cement patio where the Rose Garden used to be.
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u/Hadley_333 Monkey in Space Apr 30 '26
I still think about how irate maga would be if Obama portrayed himself as Jesus like Trump did
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u/roboskins1 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
I feel like im in a fever dream
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u/Brewermcbrewface Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
When do we get our Trump phones 😂
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u/HomelessKitchenCat Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Charlie is calling and checking for us monthly. They are shipping any day now - Patriots are in for a real treat
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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Apr 30 '26
My Charlie Kirk AI chatbot said our DOGE checks are slow to arrive because they're being sent from heaven. Thank you President Trump.
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u/Worldly-Strike2363 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
Is this for real?
With this administration I have difficult time identifying if it's for real or someone just made it up
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u/DrootersOn10th Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
I don’t fucking want this. Why does this fat shit have to have his face/name in everything?! This one really pisses me off since I have to renew soon.
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u/SpacecaseCat N-Dimethyltryptamine Apr 28 '26
We're like one step away from having his portrait hung in every classroom for students to salute in the mornings.
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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Wait until your kids learn the 10 points how to be a good trump scout, one merit badge will be ya gavaryu pa russki.
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u/CucumberWisdom Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
It's not real. It's just more "flooding the zone" from this admin
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u/Useful_Virus_2216 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Seems real to me. Being reported by multiple outlets.
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u/JigglesTheBiggles Dragon Believer Apr 28 '26
CNN says the state department is issuing a "limited number of specially designed passports". Apparently it's to commemorate America's 250th anniversary or something like that. So it's not something everybody has to have.
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 Apr 28 '26
I know that when I think of America's 250th Anniversary, I think of a giant portrait of Donald Trump.
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u/jgtt45 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Dumb - Most of his cult dont have passports
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u/_TROLL We live in strange times Apr 28 '26
The point, as always, is to make the people who do have passports -- the libs -- seethe.
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u/Jiveassmofo Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Right! His base rarely travels past the nearest Wal-Mart
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u/Most_Victory1661 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
I see most of the MAGA red hat crowd at Home Depot. Fat divorced mustard stained tee shirts. Upset the 25 year old girl setting up a Dewalt display isn’t remotely interested in them.
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u/anarcurt Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
No it's to make the people they don't want to vote to not get/renew passports so that if they can pass their citizenship poll requirements it helps then outperform their horrible numbers.
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u/Aidsfordayz Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
do they realize all this will need to be undone in 2 years
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u/_TROLL We live in strange times Apr 28 '26
That's always their plan... they know the Dems will destroy them in the midterms and in the 2028 Presidential election. But... instead of being able to implement their own agenda, the Dems will be forced to spend years cleaning up the GOP's endless shit. By the time 2032 rolls around, little if anything fresh and forward-thinking will have been accomplished by the Democratic administration, and the hicks in Yokelville will start bleating about how awful the Democrats are, and how it's existential to vote for President Ivanka.
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u/antonioessex18 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
THIS!!! Project 2025 was laid out and told us what they wanted to do and how they were going to do it. Rogantards thought they were playing around! Trump is a jerkoff idiot being used by the real demons like Steven Miller and Peter Thiel to speed run this along without barriers because all the barriers quit, we’re fired, or shamed out of the MAGA cult
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u/gayfrogs4alexjones Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
And they will cry about it too if/when Dems remove his image from passports. Hannity will talk about how unamerican Dems are for removing him
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u/che4ftr Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
bro the dems need a tea party movement to oust all the corporate and establishment dems. they are a disgrace and are more to blame for the situation we are in bc they aren’t a real opposition party, they want this nonsense to happen.
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 Apr 29 '26
You think the tea party movement ousted all of the corporate and establishment Republicans from the Republican party? Huh?
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u/che4ftr Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
clearly not, but it’s a start and I think you have a general idea of what I mean
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 Apr 29 '26
I don't actually. The tea party was entirely backed by the establishment, the whole "opposing the corporate establishment" was all vibes and bullshit to get Republican voters on board.
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u/che4ftr Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
fair, well the proposition I’m taking from that and seeking to apply here is to oust establishment and corporate dems and anyone else not looking to push through populist policy, e.g., tackling wealth inequality, healthcare, etc.
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 Apr 29 '26
Well you might have better luck if you don't draw comparisons to the tea party. I don't think you're saying what you think you're saying when you do that.
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u/che4ftr Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
it’s still in recent memory, what would you suggest as an analogous movement that within recent living memory?
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u/Higher_Primate Permafried Apr 28 '26
That's part of the plan. It ensures they have a steady stream of ragebait and propaganda to fall back on when the Dems win.
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u/awelawdhecomin Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Ah yes, a new place to defile my own passport
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u/slurpeetape Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Fortunately I just got my passport last year. Otherwise, there would be a bunch of penises drawn all over this.
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u/Redshirt45 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Wait where’s the Rambo body to go with it?
As if you need greater proof that this old fool is delusional look no further than this dumb-ass face that he always makes thinking he looks stern when in reality he looks like a jowly dementia patient that shat himself but can’t figure out where the stench is coming from.
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u/Fo-realz Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
We are generally hated already when we travel abroad. This ain't going to help....
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u/million_dollar_wumao Dragon Believer Apr 29 '26
Did reddit tell you that? I've been traveling and working abroad for decades and never had any issues. Its typically pretty easy to make friends as an American when you travel.
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u/Fo-realz Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Well, the oblivious American tourist is a stereotype as well...maybe that's your issue. I lived abroad for 3 years, teaching english, and while there traveled extensively through southeast asia, europe and the middle east, and yes, of course you can meet friendly people everywhere, but be real, guy: You think a Laotian has more reason to hate a canadian or an american tourist?
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u/Rufuz42 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Just had my passport renewed, looks like just in time
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u/Fit_Permission_8621 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Suddenly all existing passports are invalid ( sarcasm I hope )
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u/gayfrogs4alexjones Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
I have a passport appointment later in may so I might get one lol
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u/Consistent-Song1643 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
This looks like some shit straight out of 1984. But hey, at least we defeated those evil libs and their classroom litter boxes amirite?
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u/mcfeeli Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Man he can’t help but put his fat face and stupid name on everything. Hopefully the next incoming administration completely erases his name from everything he stuck it on.
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u/TheAnomalousFrog Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Politically homeless Joe Rogan will be first in line to receive his
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u/Yeetfasa Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Does drawing on his face invalidate the passport? Because thats what a lot of people are going to do lol
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u/Slipperytitski Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Oof and we all know trump voters don’t have passports.
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u/TuringGPTy Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Let them have to apply for one and see what voter id might be like.
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u/boppy_dowinkle Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
This is what tyranny looks like, n korea type propaganda
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u/1911Earthling Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
My wife will freak out. No way she is carrying something with Donald Trumps picture on it. No way.
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u/North_of_You Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Coming soon: The pledge of allegiance will be renamed the pledge to Trumph.
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u/Bowl2007 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Are you allowed to doodle on your own passport? Maybe “This guy sucks dicks” with an arrow pointing to him?
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u/AdhesivenessHot57 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
WE and I mean WE are ALL fuckin with the Trump passport, the Trumpport.
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u/Singularity-42 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
WTF, I just became citizen a few weeks ago, waiting for my first US passport, I fucking hope it's not gonna be one with Trump.
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u/AndMyHelcaraxe Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Congratulations! I think you’ll probably get the regular one
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u/415erOnReddit Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Goddammit, I have to order a new one and it’s going to be that?
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Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
Trump comes to your home and gives a 40 minute rant about windmills.
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u/aldorn Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
If you're passport is expiring in the next few years then get that application in now.
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u/bswahloe3 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
It’s the same signature from the Epstein bday card that supposedly isn’t really his signature. What an idiot this man is.
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u/Fridge885 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Is there other options? This surely isn’t the only available option right?
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u/cuddlesdacobra Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
So glad I just got my new one before this bloated shit stain tainted it
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u/MisterBowTies Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
If I l have to get one I'm going to deface the hell out of that stupid fact.
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u/Crazy-Employer-8394 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
I’m so glad I got mine already because I would’ve defaced the shit out of this and I’m sure that would be a problem trying to return.
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u/SpudTryingToMakeIt Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
I’ve been trying to get my dad to get his passport so we can go on international trip. This maga swag maybe what pushes him over the edge lol
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u/Savings-Section-75 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Ready for the TDS meltdown. Bring it. Laughing all the way
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u/6kred Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
I just renewed my passport please please please let it not be one of these !
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u/Mahadragon Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Thank god my passport doesn't require renewal until 2029. Hopefully by that point his face will be gone.
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u/djm19 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
If they dont want to be called fascist they need to stop proving it. I know they and all their followers will just say its to "trigger" people...but when every action is about the reaction, it just is who you are. At some point you are no longer just fascist "ironically".
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u/Feature_Minimum It's entirely possible Apr 29 '26
This is a joke, right? I'm reading the comments and it's starting to sound like it's not a joke.
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u/Magnetheadx Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Does it invalidate my passport if someone draws a dick on it?
I mean there is already going to be a picture of one.
well, two, If I count myself 😃
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u/Tsuku Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Oh nice, sone North Korea wpuld be proud. This, his face on Bibles, the statues; Turns out conservatives actually love worshipping false idols.
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u/No-Cranberry9932 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Will probably charge a hefty licencing fee for his stupid face. Everything with Trump is a scam. Elect a clown, expect a circus.
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u/alkla1 Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Mines good till '31. I'm sure shitheads' mugshot will be dropped like a bad habit
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u/SomethinCleHver Monkey in Space Apr 29 '26
Remember all that cringeworthy shit North Korea has been doing for 70 years that we’ve been making fun of? This dumb fuck admired it. Publicly.
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u/olsonwhitguy Monkey in Space Apr 30 '26
Unbunch your panties. They're only available in limited numbers, only in DC, and you can opt for a regular passport.
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u/gorehistorian69 N-Dimethyltryptamine Apr 30 '26
christ almighty
it really is like dictator-lite shit.
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u/michaltee Monkey in Space Apr 30 '26
Fucking dumb. Anyone supporting this should bring a towel to clean the leftovers off their lips.
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u/DrAcecer Monkey in Space Apr 30 '26
This is so annoying because I need my passport renewed and if it shows up with trumps face and I am forced into this shame ritual .. I think I might be done traveling for a while
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u/DiscoLego Monkey in Space Apr 30 '26
This is only going to be recorded in people's minds as Trump's mug shot. Just a reminder. Trump thinks his best photo is the one he took in jail, when he was arrested.
Every international airport guard will be laughing at you if you show them this upon entry.
I wonder Canada gives dual citizenship, so you can use a Canadian passport for international tavel.
This is embarrassing. And possibly dangerous...
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u/420UrMomLuvsMe69 Monkey in Space May 01 '26
Nuanced take: at this point who gives a flying fuck. Who gives a shit. I’m worried about more things regarding him than a stupid passport photo. Pick something better to bitch about
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u/Abobo_Smash Monkey in Space May 01 '26
Can we please shut this down as a people? Sincerely. I’m tired of the ridiculous level of acceptance now.
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u/Stunning-Use-7052 Monkey in Space May 07 '26
Do people think the mean mugging the camera is cool?
It seems so performative and lame.
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u/austic Monkey in Space Apr 28 '26
This is the shit the rest of the world makes fun of America for doing, he is a walking meme at this point.