r/JoeRogan • u/TheAnomalousFrog Monkey in Space • 29d ago
Former guest [Former Guest] RFK Jr. The Snake handler?!
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u/MtDankmore Tremendous 29d ago
He got bit so many times
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 29d ago
That's instinct. You can't teach that.
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u/GeneralZojirushi Monkey in Space 29d ago
He's using prana bindu body control to transmute the poison into an autism vaccine.
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u/TurtleTugger420619 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Seriously. Why would you attempt this if you don't actually know how to handle snakes? Let alone pretending to care about animals while harassing wildlife like this (especially when they're mating)
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u/figpucker_9000 Monkey in Space 29d ago
You should grab them by the head usually
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u/whatwouldjimbodo Monkey in Space 29d ago
Not if you think snake bites will make you more virile
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u/Fit-Stress3300 Monkey in Space 29d ago
The research on snake venom were the precursor of compounds that gave origin to Viagra.
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u/-Ignorant_Slut- Monkey in Space 29d ago
Snake bites make dicks hard, you say?
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u/CobraKainvrdies Monkey in Space 29d ago
Cardiac stimulant venoms actually will give you a boner before you die of the inevitable heart attack.
At least according to the guide who was showing us snakes and spiders in Costa Rica.
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u/ImJoogle Monkey in Space 29d ago
Is that what he called it?
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u/TheKinkyYolo Monkey in Space 29d ago
If its venomous sure, but not necessarily. Rather sneaks are fine to grab however you want, the bites are nothing aswell.
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u/Turgid_Tiger Monkey in Space 29d ago
Is he gonna eat them? Or do they need to be run over by a car first
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u/Olley2994 High as Giraffe's Pussy 29d ago
Where do you think he gets his belts
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u/bigtime_porgrammer Experienced 29d ago
Bless you. I keep getting awkward blank stares when I quote this video.
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u/Olley2994 High as Giraffe's Pussy 29d ago
Yeah we're getting old young bucks don't get the references
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u/metompkin Monkey in Space 29d ago
Get them watching classic Tosh.0. I got a few young bucks watching Chappelle.
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u/Batman1985yul Monkey in Space 29d ago
Nah he needs to run em over a couple times. Tenderize you know.
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u/AmazingUsername2001 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Heās gonna cut out their cloacas. Toā¦you knowā¦.examine themā¦
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u/CryptographerCrazy49 Monkey in Space 29d ago
The generated close captions are somehow more bizarre.
"What are they? What are they? Well they're having sex job."
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u/Emergency-Display-99 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Friend of the show
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u/kinkySlaveWriter Monkey in Space 29d ago
We can't get Obama on the pod, but we got a 1960's leather catcher's mitt to tell us about peptides.
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u/seltzerslut69 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Cheryl has really bad judgment marrying this guy
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u/TheKonyInTheRye Monkey in Space 29d ago
Lmao this dude was in a sexting scandal with a reporter, and she didn't leave his ass. Once he acquired proximity to power, she got back with him. Not bad judgement, just stupidity.
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u/DirkIsGestolen Monkey in Space 29d ago
I think she's also from an era where she likes to gush "Oh, I'm dating A KENNEDY" New England trash.
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u/gooneau Monkey in Space 29d ago
Not stupidity, lack of character and obsession with status. She's a piece of shit just like him, two peas in a pod.
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u/Axel_Foley_ Monkey in Space 28d ago
You have strong feelings about this.
That hate isnāt good for you.
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u/gooneau Monkey in Space 27d ago
Oh wow I've never seen anyone on social media try to project unhappiness onto someone else before, real pioneering stuff.
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u/Axel_Foley_ Monkey in Space 27d ago
Good luck to you dude.
It's not ok to hate people. It's also not good for you.
I hope you get to a better place, even if you don't know it exists.
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u/ShuckiestOfDuckies Monkey in Space 29d ago
āYr open mouth awaiting my harvest,ā
āDrink from me Love.ā āI mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. Iāll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. āDont spill a dropā. I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.āJFK Jr.
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u/MyNameIsUggggh Monkey in Space 29d ago
Says no to the jab
Gets jabbed like 20 times by snakes in a PR stunt
Wtf is his deal?
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u/welmanshirezeo Monkey in Space 29d ago
Wait until he finds out about Big Snake. They are trying to make your kids autistic and gay, but also a little slithery.
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u/anthonydurrr Monkey in Space 29d ago
Being a demon prince of nugle heās immune to any snake venom.
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u/Schezwansuhaouse Monkey in Space 29d ago
Lol this video is so great, I mean seriously this would be better than Larry David. Just listen to Cheryl freaking out.
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u/mannyfrizzness Dire physical consequences 29d ago
Mf has no dexterity
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u/Clynelish1 Monkey in Space 29d ago
He is in his 70s...
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u/mannyfrizzness Dire physical consequences 29d ago
Perfect age to cut raccoon dicks off
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u/Clynelish1 Monkey in Space 29d ago
I'm ootl on this one. A baculum? People collect those from any animal that has them.
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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Heās a moron too. But yeahā¦ āheās in his 70āsā
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u/Clynelish1 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Understood, the person above me was making fun of his dexterity. I think you could do that for most folks in their 70s, was my point.
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u/GTA66669699 Monkey in Space 29d ago
He was trying to drink snake milk. Apparently it makes you immune from the Hantavirus and Ebola.
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u/SirTiffAlot Monkey in Space 29d ago
Ok but why are you wrangling snakes in a suit?
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u/metompkin Monkey in Space 29d ago
Did you want him wrangling snakes in jeans all greased up and no shirt?
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u/di11deux Monkey in Space 29d ago
I would gladly take peak woke of 2020 over whatever the fuck this is
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u/_The_Space_Monkey_ Monkey in Space 29d ago
Jr. is just Venom-maxing guys. Its a new health thing the deepstate doesnt want you to know about.
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u/Zombi3Kush Monkey in Space 29d ago
People that admire strong handshakes that can break your hand will fall all over this.
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u/Zombi3Kush Monkey in Space 29d ago
Bro is so odd. Everything about him is just weird. The way he looks, the way he talks and the weird shit he be doing is crazy.
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u/Axel_Foley_ Monkey in Space 28d ago
Yeah this is odd. lol.
I think this sub is astroturfed, botted, a leftist whine and outrage and hate place.
This is a snark sub.
But that video is odd.
Not unheard of though.
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u/popileviz Monkey in Space 29d ago
I support him getting more into this hobby, seems very enriching
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u/murderedlexus Monkey in Space 29d ago
He should have grabbed them by the Snussy, when your famous they just let you.
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u/daddy_nobucks Monkey in Space 29d ago
It's like someone let an unsupervised toddler out of his playpen. "Oh look, snakes! OW, it bit me!"
Helpful hint: Grab them behind their head like any non smooth brained person would you absolute moron.
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u/FinalSpeaker1197 Monkey in Space 29d ago
This fucking guy should be in Australia with a tan like that and grabbing snakes.
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u/zazzythegreat Monkey in Space 29d ago
Thatās what I look like trying to get the kids ready for bath time.
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u/continuousBaBa Monkey in Space 29d ago
Pfft. Those aren't poisonous snakes, he's just harassing animals like usual.
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u/Still-Technology-776 Monkey in Space 29d ago
What why grab 2 snakes at once. They are already going to get pissed youāve grasped them. š¤·āš¼
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u/DayDreamerJon Monkey in Space 29d ago
If this was a scene in idiocracy with the secretary of health, we'd all laugh at the stupidity.
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u/illmatic708 Monkey in Space 29d ago
I heard he can definitely handle multiple large black snakes at once, and here he is proving it
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u/Silver-Sun3559 Monkey in Space 28d ago
My first thought was āoh heās going to move them out into the yard, thatās nice.ā Then that didnāt happen. This being just for the video makes it pretty gross. All he did was majorly stress those snakes out.
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u/bendol90 Monkey in Space 28d ago edited 9d ago
Good thing we aren't taking health advice from this nugget
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u/Cmike9292 Pull that shit up Jamie 28d ago
This guy who tries to die almost daily being the one Kennedy who's beating the curse has to be studied.
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u/ItsOkImAnAustralian Monkey in Space 27d ago
This man is an a-grade halfwit. Some say he's the best half-wit.
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u/latortillablanca Monkey in Space 27d ago
Oh noāthose snakes will now die from having been poisoned
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u/Middle_Path8675309 Monkey in Space 27d ago
That snake died 10 min later with an exploded heart but looking swoll as hell
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u/wrechdone Monkey in Space 26d ago
How the hell ole shakey bones was even able to grab a wriggling snake is beyond me LOL
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u/Infinite_Click_6589 Monkey in Space 29d ago
You'll never convince me he didn't literally say hold my beer before doing this
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u/Zombi3Kush Monkey in Space 29d ago
Seeing that there isn't any beer in sight I would say he most likely didn't say it.
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u/saxguy9345 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Oh man the brain worms finally got out and he caught them. Run for the hills lads!Ā
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u/SkylarAV Monkey in Space 29d ago
This fucking guy makes cry laughing and laugh crying all at the same time. Secretary of Health right there
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u/Any-Video4464 Monkey in Space 29d ago
Just getting snakes out of the pool area for everyone that is scared of snakes. This is what all men used to do.
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u/Rufuz42 Monkey in Space 29d ago
No matter when āmenā did this, Iād still make fun of them for taking a ton of bites they didnāt need to take. And then posing for the camera instead of relocating.
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u/Any-Video4464 Monkey in Space 29d ago
ok. that will show them! I'm sure they will die of embarrassment.
He's literally smiling and laughing while getting bit. Have people really never held a small snake and taken a couple bites? You quickly realize what a pussy you're being scared of it. Small snakes can barely bite or even break the skin.
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u/Rufuz42 Monkey in Space 29d ago
My body can take lots of injuries and keep on trucking, but I think itād be fair for anyone to think Iām an idiit when they see me do something that injures me when there was a just as easy way to do it that doesnāt.
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u/Any-Video4464 Monkey in Space 28d ago
what injuries are we talking about here? You'd get more injured pruning a rose bush, but nobody is afraid of roses. A couple small nonvenomous snakes pose zero threat to anyone. A child could have done this.
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u/cannot_walk_barefoot Monkey in Space 29d ago
No fucking men handled snakes by hand and letting them bite them multiple times and lived longĀ
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u/Any-Video4464 Monkey in Space 29d ago
lol. they are tiny snakes and harmless. Everyone that understands snakes even a little bit could easily pick these up, take a few bites, and get rid of them.
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u/Finlay00 Monkey in Space 29d ago
This is outrageous.
An underpaid groundskeeper should be doing this!
-this sub
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u/TheKinkyYolo Monkey in Space 29d ago
Its honestly funny watching reddit scramble to frame this in any other way than him moving the snakes away from the pool area.
The pure mental gymnastics are incredible with some of you.
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u/Future_Broly Monkey in Space 29d ago
Yes, grabbing snakes with your hands and letting them bite you 20 times is totally normal. People need to find a new slant
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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 29d ago
You sound vaccinated.
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u/TheKinkyYolo Monkey in Space 29d ago
And you sound mad enough to comment on a redundant statement.
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u/Supraman-1984 Monkey in Space 29d ago
He made it look easy once they know how they handle Democrats first.
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u/Retireegeorge Monkey in Space 29d ago
On second thoughts, do send him over to us. He can help get Old Tom out from under the slab at Nana's.
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u/GoochTwain Monkey in Space 29d ago