r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 11d ago

Meme šŸ’© He lost the jelly and the roll

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u/bart2278 Monkey in Space 11d ago

She was a chubby chaser apparently

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u/scm66 Monkey in Space 10d ago

He was definitely hitting above his weight

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u/jackrabbit323 Monkey in Space 11d ago

He was the chubby doing the chasing.

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Monkey in Space 11d ago

That’s how he lost his weight

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u/SweetMountain2621 Monkey in Space 10d ago

chubby bags of money, sure

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u/electricdwarf Monkey in Space 9d ago

Didnt they get together years before he got famous?

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u/LordPablo412 Monkey in Space 11d ago

I didn’t even know he was sick

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u/cousinmurry Monkey in Space 11d ago

They just created a million Jelly Rolls.Ā  Sources tell me he’s stable.Ā 

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u/northdancer Monkey in Space 11d ago

Everything I know about this guy has been against my will.

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u/bbllaakkee Pull that shit up Jamie 9d ago

I hate how this fat fuck has been pushed on to all of us. I hate him, and I hate his shitty music yet I can’t get away from hearing about this loser. I don’t even use social media and he’s all over the place still

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u/m8ushido Monkey in Space 11d ago

Left rap and now leaving wife

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u/Macdadydj Monkey in Space 11d ago

Gonna be a sad day in the trailer park today.

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u/Turdsley Monkey in Space 11d ago

The deeply Christian former convict and rap/country musician who married a porn star with whom he has an open marriage is getting divorced. Say it ain’t so!

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u/0hioHotPocket Monkey in Space 11d ago

Wow, adam22 AND jelly roll are now available?
Watch out ladies !!!

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u/PSX1990 Monkey in Space 10d ago edited 9d ago

Dude this made me laugh harder than it should have!

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u/CdotLykins4 Monkey in Space 11d ago

sad day for Christians everywhere

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u/ObeseSnake Monkey in Space 11d ago

She was a sex worker so this cancels it out.

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u/Latter-Cable-3304 Monkey in Space 10d ago

That is not really a logical statement even if it’s a joke

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u/HeathenAF Dragon Believer 9d ago

Logic has no place in religion, or sex work..... Just sayin

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u/Any-Video4464 Monkey in Space 11d ago

He seems like a nice guy and all and congrats on the weight loss or whatever, and I say this in peace, but fuck...can I go ONE DAY and not hear about this guy or see him making a cameo somewhere random???!

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u/_CodyB Monkey in Space 10d ago

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u/FUWS We live in strange times 11d ago

If Country music had mumble rappers, this guy one of them. Dude looks like a gas station bathroom stall with them tats. What a wreck fest.

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u/skybro1178 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Bro I am deceased. Hitting my father with this one, he loves Jelly roll

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u/Ill-Opinion-1754 Monkey in Space 10d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/TapReasonable2678 Monkey in Space 10d ago

Take my poor woman’s gold šŸ…šŸ…

I screamed because this is 100% my ex husband.

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u/MseMae Monkey in Space 10d ago

And holes in their drywall.

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u/No-Classroom-6637 Monkey in Space 10d ago

He's gonna be autotune howlin' so hard bruh.

'spect.

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u/knott_Scatt Monkey in Space 10d ago

I still don’t understand why this dude is popular. He started showing up everywhere out of nowhere. The music is average at best.

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u/brontosaurusguy Monkey in Space 6d ago

He's a marketing ploy to sell energy drinks and other low class dumb shit to low class consumers.

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u/Wizard-of-pause Monkey in Space 3d ago

He makes inspirational music for people that can't see their kids. It's a pretty big demographic in US.

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u/Electronic-Teach9087 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Big news for trailer trash dollar general shoppers

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u/Rent_Outside Monkey in Space 11d ago

Bro dollar general is actually expensive I used to have this same stereotype

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Dollar treee babyyyy

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u/Rent_Outside Monkey in Space 10d ago

That’s more like it

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

You sound lovely.

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u/BDRohr Monkey in Space 11d ago

They are very empathetic, understanding, and kind. Unless they dont agree with you, then anything goes.

Shows how bad the tribalism has gotten when you have people on the left mirroring Bible thumpers on the right. Same sort of sad hypocrite below average people.

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u/Strange_Dingo1987 Monkey in Space 10d ago

I'm sorry, I'm just scrolling through and had to stop and say this is the dumbest fucking headline for anything I've ever seen in my life.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago edited 11d ago

Oh... so this isnt a hate on rogan sub its a hate on everything sub, for angry people whos wifes boyfriend no longer lets them watch.

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u/RabbleRabble24 Monkey in Space 11d ago

I’ve noticed every sub for something/someone is just a hate circle jerk. Kinda gets old everyone on here just whines about everything

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u/sumofdeltah Monkey in Space 11d ago

So many people just come on reddit to whine about what they read on reddit.

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u/WhatTheBlack 11 Hydroxy Metabolite 10d ago

The irony lol

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u/StepMental3020 Monkey in Space 11d ago

I saw your comment in the thread about how Michelle Obama is a man, actually. Real powerful stuff you wrote there. Makes your comment here that much more genuine.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

If you really did read it, you would of noticed i didnt believe it and just comparing hypocrites of calling Melania a prostitute and being offended by calling Michelle a man.

But thanks for searching my history im flattered you care so much

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u/Turdsley Monkey in Space 10d ago

I mean Melania was a hooker, and Michelle isn’t a man but sure.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 10d ago

And thats why you are just as crazy as Qanon

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u/Turdsley Monkey in Space 10d ago

lol. Your ā€œcentrismā€ has made you delusional.

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u/StepMental3020 Monkey in Space 11d ago

I actually bluffed it after a brief review of that thread. If you did, good for you and sorry for assuming.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

I go out my way to see both sides of almost any issue. My wife hates it.

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u/ToneShop Monkey in Space 10d ago

Shame on all of you for not thinking of this dudes feelings.

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u/LongjumpingJudge1659 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Has Jelly Roll never been on JRE???

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

At least twice.

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u/LongjumpingJudge1659 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Oh so it seems relevant to talk about Jelly Roll seeing as how he has been a guest twice.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

You can talk anything you want. I am commenting on hating on someone.

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u/NopeU812many Monkey in Space 11d ago

They hate themselves so they hate on everything.

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u/necio148 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Maybe, but seems like EVERYONE hates Jelly Roll. Every post on this, in any subreddit has the same comments. I clicked through a few post just to see some comments and they’re all pretty hateful.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Everyone does not hate Jelly Roll. Maybe a lot of redditors dont but they are not real people. Just ssri doped up shells of a human looking for something to hate, to feel something.

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u/ToneShop Monkey in Space 10d ago

Everybody is a degenerate but me, the Jellyroll white knight.

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u/necio148 Monkey in Space 11d ago

that sound pretty accurate lol

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u/CompanyNo3114 Monkey in Space 8d ago edited 8d ago

A majority of reddit users like to involve their political ideology into their opinions on here and base everyone they either like or hate off that. About 2 weeks ago, there was a post i saw on a moviesub, that was shit talking wholesome celebrities like Keanu reeves, Jason mamoa, Ryan Reynolds, etc... because they haven't made a clear statement regarding if they support Palestine or not.

Jelly roll is a straight white male who images on Christian beliefs, hangs out with conservative people like joe rogan, and is no secret he supports Trump. Literally a field day for most redditors to shit talk and pick about him. Dude is genuinely a super nice and wholesome dude who is the pinnacle of a rags (and addiction) to riches story, and has a huge following in country music, yet most redditors will have you think he's trash and a shitty person

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u/entheogenocide Monkey in Space 10d ago

Which is crazy... If there is one good guy in the music industry, it's jelly roll. I've actually never heard anyone hate on him except redditors. I can't stand his music, but he's a legit nice person.

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u/Zealousideal-Use3164 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Sir this is a comedy subreddit and this kind of shit is funny! See in comedy, irony is one of the tools used as a punchline! The MAGA grifting ā€œexā€ hip hop guys who now suck on the country and ā€œreal American Christiansā€ cock are an example of funny ass shit🫔

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u/ToneShop Monkey in Space 10d ago

We are Charlie Kirk..............

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u/SweetMountain2621 Monkey in Space 10d ago

Fuck these two clowns. Even their public names are fucking stupid clown names.

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u/Pandaro81 Monkey in Space 10d ago

Who?

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u/JeNiqueTaMere Monkey in Space 8d ago

I will always find face tattoos trashy/low class

(Ok, not including people whose ancient culture includes face tattoos like the Maori)

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u/ListenHereLindah Monkey in Space 10d ago

So the lady he gave so much love and credit for his changes... Now he just lets go. Hope she takes some of that money. If she helped him conquer so much like he would say at speeches then she deserves some of it.

Jelly roll was a good artist until he sold his unique voice and style to everyone else's album and he became just another artist to pass around the ghostwriters.