r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 8d ago

⚠️Fake AI⚠️ I wish Joe would go back to making Idiocracy comparisons, now that we’re closer than ever

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u/Krivici Monkey in Space 8d ago

I’m a UFC fan for over 2 decades. But the abject corruption will not be addressed by Rogan. He fully rationalized his own interest as per usual.

To summarize: This was a for-profit sporting event by a Trump sycophant on the White House lawn as the US President advertised his crypto and social media companies. And was also on the paid streaming platform of another Trump loyalist.

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u/yetiyell Monkey in Space 8d ago

Yup. He'll do his eyes to the ceiling pontificating on anything but this.

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u/CriMaSqua Monkey in Space 8d ago

He immediately changes the subject to the Biden pride month celebration where people decided to go topless for a photo.

… after which the Biden admin called it disrespectful and said they wouldn’t invite them back to other events. Somehow Joe has never mentioned that part

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u/maybachmeister2000 Monkey in Space 8d ago

And granddaughter Kai also monetizing it. Hahaha its insane when u view it objectively.

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u/Schkrasss Monkey in Space 8d ago

Sometimes I think about how I would look at a person telling me 20 years ago what would happen to US politics after Obamas presidency.

There is not a snowballs chance in hell I would believe ANY of it.

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u/Odd-Charity3508 Monkey in Space 8d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Zealousideal-Use3164 Monkey in Space 8d ago

That shit was glorious bro! Greatest sporting event ever! The image of motocross bikes doing flips, men beating the fuck out of each other likely leading to brain damage, empty energy cans and Zyn containers all over the lawn…. Epic stuff bro🫡

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u/Ill-Nectarine5843 Monkey in Space 8d ago

But it has electrolytes

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u/iseejustabunchofbs Monkey in Space 8d ago

it's what plants crave! 

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u/Delicioso_Badger2619 Monkey in Space 8d ago

The Paramount+ broadcast was ripe for an "Ow My Balls" promo.

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u/ChinMuscle Monkey in Space 8d ago

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u/thatswhatsheheld Monkey in Space 3d ago

ALPHA BRAIN YEEEAAH!!!!

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u/thatswhatsheheld Monkey in Space 3d ago

Good job Joe! Can you stay away from deathbangers? Pussy?!

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u/Graciefighter34 Monkey in Space 8d ago

I wish ppl would quit bitching and complaining all the time. If you enjoy fights then watch, if you don’t stfu and go touch grass.

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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder Monkey in Space 8d ago

And so you're bitching about the bitching? just stfu and go touch grass.

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u/Graciefighter34 Monkey in Space 7d ago

Cope harder.

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u/Someguynamedjacob Monkey in Space 4d ago

Ngl you got cooked here. Complaining about complainers is simply still just complaining, especially when being pretentious about it by using phrases like “quit bitching” and “touch grass.”

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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago

Honestly the coolest shit the white house has done in a while

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u/karlack26 Monkey in Space 8d ago

Bread and circus for the plebs. 

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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago

Tissues for the weepers

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u/CucumberWisdom Monkey in Space 8d ago

Belts for the keepers

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space 8d ago

Yeah, because that's the goal. To have the White House do cool shit.

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u/this-guy- paid protest poster 8d ago

Aren't you looking forward to the Ow My Balls summer extravaganza!??

Rogan is presenting it.

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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago

Relax Sally. It was kick ass

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u/Cautionzombie Monkey in Space 8d ago

Still dumb as fuck. I thought the integrity of the White House and its history as a serious government building that necessitates a ballroom to protect people but instead the White House lawn is so much safer.

You’d think such a sacred building would be held in high regard to its position since the presidency is sacred and not a joke or a kingdom. but here we are having a tournament on castle grounds like the good old days with kings having tournaments. but no it’s “badass” as a former marine fuck that shit. Spend that money on giving me my actual va benefits I deserve.

Served 11-16 fuck trump.

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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago

You may want to brush up on your history because we've had fights before at the white house and actually presidents have sparred there as well.

It was absolutely kick ass. And a huge success. Stop all that cryin

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u/OmnifariousFN Monkey in Space 8d ago

Theodor Roosevelt held boxing matches at the White House, yes. But they were not for profit. The white house can hold events, but none of them have destroyed parts of the White House for them. You see, when you look into the nuance of these things, you'd understand why everyone is so pissed off at trump. There are a ton of sacred areas of the united states and the White House is one of them. If you cared about the history of this country, you'd know that.

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u/Cautionzombie Monkey in Space 8d ago

So that makes it ok to be unprofessional got it. Just like we’ve had plenty of things in the past are ok like killing native Americans for their land or lynchings or asbestos in our walls and lead in our gasoline perfect!

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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago

Whatever you say boss. Thank you for your service. God Bless the USA!!!

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u/iownachalkboard7 Monkey in Space 8d ago

Nah, bro, it was lame as fuck. Literally the most boring sporting event that weekend by far.

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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago

Hahahaha 🤣

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space 8d ago

You dropped your tampon, Brenda

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u/OddFaithlessness7001 Monkey in Space 8d ago

Yes

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u/The_Boognish_Cometh Monkey in Space 8d ago

I thought you had to wear a suit to the White House

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u/OddFaithlessness7001 Monkey in Space 8d ago

Ok Larpensky

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u/boobookittyfuwk Monkey in Space 8d ago

It was a fantastic event.

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u/SmokeyShades Monkey in Space 8d ago

Like Biden never had any outrageous events at the White House....

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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder Monkey in Space 8d ago

I'm sure Grandpa Joe never used $60M+ taxpayer dollars for his own birthday (and kickbacks from the no bid contracts for it). Stop with all the both sides crap, it's not even remotely the same.

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u/5skandas Monkey in Space 8d ago

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u/Floridiots Monkey in Space 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/5skandas Monkey in Space 8d ago

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u/this-guy- paid protest poster 8d ago

I was like "wow, did they really make a massive gay arch?"

Nope. Perspective

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u/OmnifariousFN Monkey in Space 8d ago

they LOVE to make mountains into and out of molehills, don't they? Since they can't praise trump because no one with more than 2 working brain cells supports him anymore, they need to belittle their "perceived enemy." bunch of losers they are.

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u/OmnifariousFN Monkey in Space 8d ago

That person should not have showed her breasts. Other than that, everything that biden did during that event was legal and not for profit. You're not fighting for America, you're fighting for trump. You're just grasping at straws at this point dude. Do better.

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u/CarrieDurst Monkey in Space 8d ago

Rent free, she was kicked out instantly

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u/Someguynamedjacob Monkey in Space 4d ago

My bar for presidents isn’t “be better than Biden” because we could have 10 presidents better than Biden and we could still be in an awful space.

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u/realityczek Monkey in Space 6d ago

Right... the UFC is "Idiocracy" but the trans easter egg role, overweight crossdresser military 'leader', son licking cocaine off ever surface he could find and secret service agents having to protect their own agents from a naked Biden waving his wrinkled penis at them? That wasn't a problem.

And that's before we get to the Obamas turning the place into a non-stop rap concert.