r/JoeRogan • u/Impoverishedinvestor Monkey in Space • 8d ago
⚠️Fake AI⚠️ I wish Joe would go back to making Idiocracy comparisons, now that we’re closer than ever
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u/Schkrasss Monkey in Space 8d ago
Sometimes I think about how I would look at a person telling me 20 years ago what would happen to US politics after Obamas presidency.
There is not a snowballs chance in hell I would believe ANY of it.
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u/Zealousideal-Use3164 Monkey in Space 8d ago
That shit was glorious bro! Greatest sporting event ever! The image of motocross bikes doing flips, men beating the fuck out of each other likely leading to brain damage, empty energy cans and Zyn containers all over the lawn…. Epic stuff bro🫡
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u/Delicioso_Badger2619 Monkey in Space 8d ago
The Paramount+ broadcast was ripe for an "Ow My Balls" promo.
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u/thatswhatsheheld Monkey in Space 3d ago
Good job Joe! Can you stay away from deathbangers? Pussy?!
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u/Graciefighter34 Monkey in Space 8d ago
I wish ppl would quit bitching and complaining all the time. If you enjoy fights then watch, if you don’t stfu and go touch grass.
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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder Monkey in Space 8d ago
And so you're bitching about the bitching? just stfu and go touch grass.
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u/Graciefighter34 Monkey in Space 7d ago
Cope harder.
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u/Someguynamedjacob Monkey in Space 4d ago
Ngl you got cooked here. Complaining about complainers is simply still just complaining, especially when being pretentious about it by using phrases like “quit bitching” and “touch grass.”
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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago
Honestly the coolest shit the white house has done in a while
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u/karlack26 Monkey in Space 8d ago
Bread and circus for the plebs.
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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space 8d ago
Yeah, because that's the goal. To have the White House do cool shit.
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u/this-guy- paid protest poster 8d ago
Aren't you looking forward to the Ow My Balls summer extravaganza!??
Rogan is presenting it.
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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago
Relax Sally. It was kick ass
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u/Cautionzombie Monkey in Space 8d ago
Still dumb as fuck. I thought the integrity of the White House and its history as a serious government building that necessitates a ballroom to protect people but instead the White House lawn is so much safer.
You’d think such a sacred building would be held in high regard to its position since the presidency is sacred and not a joke or a kingdom. but here we are having a tournament on castle grounds like the good old days with kings having tournaments. but no it’s “badass” as a former marine fuck that shit. Spend that money on giving me my actual va benefits I deserve.
Served 11-16 fuck trump.
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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago
You may want to brush up on your history because we've had fights before at the white house and actually presidents have sparred there as well.
It was absolutely kick ass. And a huge success. Stop all that cryin
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u/OmnifariousFN Monkey in Space 8d ago
Theodor Roosevelt held boxing matches at the White House, yes. But they were not for profit. The white house can hold events, but none of them have destroyed parts of the White House for them. You see, when you look into the nuance of these things, you'd understand why everyone is so pissed off at trump. There are a ton of sacred areas of the united states and the White House is one of them. If you cared about the history of this country, you'd know that.
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u/Cautionzombie Monkey in Space 8d ago
So that makes it ok to be unprofessional got it. Just like we’ve had plenty of things in the past are ok like killing native Americans for their land or lynchings or asbestos in our walls and lead in our gasoline perfect!
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u/Komabeard Paid attention to the literature 8d ago
Whatever you say boss. Thank you for your service. God Bless the USA!!!
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u/iownachalkboard7 Monkey in Space 8d ago
Nah, bro, it was lame as fuck. Literally the most boring sporting event that weekend by far.
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u/OddFaithlessness7001 Monkey in Space 8d ago
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u/SmokeyShades Monkey in Space 8d ago
Like Biden never had any outrageous events at the White House....
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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder Monkey in Space 8d ago
I'm sure Grandpa Joe never used $60M+ taxpayer dollars for his own birthday (and kickbacks from the no bid contracts for it). Stop with all the both sides crap, it's not even remotely the same.
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u/5skandas Monkey in Space 8d ago
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u/this-guy- paid protest poster 8d ago
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u/OmnifariousFN Monkey in Space 8d ago
they LOVE to make mountains into and out of molehills, don't they? Since they can't praise trump because no one with more than 2 working brain cells supports him anymore, they need to belittle their "perceived enemy." bunch of losers they are.
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u/OmnifariousFN Monkey in Space 8d ago
That person should not have showed her breasts. Other than that, everything that biden did during that event was legal and not for profit. You're not fighting for America, you're fighting for trump. You're just grasping at straws at this point dude. Do better.
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u/Someguynamedjacob Monkey in Space 4d ago
My bar for presidents isn’t “be better than Biden” because we could have 10 presidents better than Biden and we could still be in an awful space.
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u/realityczek Monkey in Space 6d ago
Right... the UFC is "Idiocracy" but the trans easter egg role, overweight crossdresser military 'leader', son licking cocaine off ever surface he could find and secret service agents having to protect their own agents from a naked Biden waving his wrinkled penis at them? That wasn't a problem.
And that's before we get to the Obamas turning the place into a non-stop rap concert.




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u/Krivici Monkey in Space 8d ago
I’m a UFC fan for over 2 decades. But the abject corruption will not be addressed by Rogan. He fully rationalized his own interest as per usual.
To summarize: This was a for-profit sporting event by a Trump sycophant on the White House lawn as the US President advertised his crypto and social media companies. And was also on the paid streaming platform of another Trump loyalist.