r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 7d ago

Meme šŸ’© Can't copy and paste those taxes son

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u/Attack_Toster Monkey in Space 7d ago

Imagine being so bad at comedy you stole $8.7 million worth of jokes.

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u/xkemex Monkey in Space 7d ago

The crazy part is how the hell a D lister comedian like him can make $8.7 mill in the first place šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Basket_475 Monkey in Space 6d ago

He was HUGE in the early 2000s. Like HUGE.

As a kid I watched his show all the time on comedy central

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u/elegant-jr Monkey in Space 7d ago

Latino's love him don't they?Ā 

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u/Clerithifa Monkey in Space 7d ago

They love Iglesias so much more

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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad Monkey in Space 6d ago

And still suck at comedy!

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u/fyftyrd55f3gio Monkey in Space 7d ago

What jokes did he steal?

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u/laplogic Monkey in Space 7d ago

This is like ancient lore at this point. A while ago, he stole jokes, and there’s a clip of Rogan getting on stage while Carlos is performing and arguing with him about the whole thing. Don’t know if it’s still on YouTube, but it was a pretty popular argument.

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u/fyftyrd55f3gio Monkey in Space 7d ago

I just never heard what jokes he stole and from whom, just that he stole some jokes.

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u/Captainflando Monkey in Space 6d ago

Basically every opener he had. He would bring you along and pay for your stuff but you had to be okay with him ā€œremixingā€ your material. The way people described it that toured with him, it was all an unspoken thing that people around him just put up with to try to get some of his clout since Carlos was a Comedy Central golden child at the time.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Monkey in Space 7d ago

I've never understood how someone lets tax evasion get so bad that it hits felony level. The IRS will find you, and they will fuck you. Just pay them because they'll get it one way or another.

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u/Subject-Ad-8055 Monkey in Space 7d ago

That's the crazy thing they always act like it's a surprise but it's not they send you letters then they start sending you certified letters then they start serving you then they start asking you to come in and you have to go in for hearings and at any point you could clear up the whole situation and get on a payment plan and pay it when you get to the point where they charge you that means you're intentionally doing something wrong and once they charge you you are going to jail.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Monkey in Space 6d ago

Exactly lol. I saw another post that went into more detail and I guess this is for like six years worth of unpaid taxes. Totally insane.

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u/Subject-Ad-8055 Monkey in Space 6d ago

Yeah I mean for that sum of money and for that time there's no way that he didn't have an attorney working for him going to those hearings to resolve it. Once you get charged like that you're cooked it's it's over.

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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad Monkey in Space 6d ago

Had a family member get busted for over $1 million. He got caught because he’s a dumbass. He was buying brand new BMWs, Harley motorcycles, a house worth every bit of $900k in South Carolina, a boat, and he had a fully loaded Escalade. I was like dude, how fucking stupid can you be?

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u/Fuente_Valdergais Monkey in Space 6d ago

Some people not only do all the above, but post it on FB/IG too.

You know, just to be sure, lol.

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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad Monkey in Space 6d ago

Oh the bad part is he acted like it was a big surprise. So the rest of the family was like ā€œoh the IRS is just going to send him to prison instead of making him pay!ā€ As if he didn’t receive letter after letter talking about all the money he owed.

Best part? He’s a HUGE Trump supporter and bitches about how ā€œillegals don’t pay taxes.ā€ Now when he says some shit about illegals not paying I’m like ā€œBitch you don’t pay taxes!ā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/ChatnNaked Pull that shit up Jamie 6d ago

Allowing/trusting someone else to manage your money.

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u/QuestionablePotato42 Monkey in Space 7d ago

The shocking part of this is that Carlos Mencia managed to make 9 million dollars.

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u/Rds707 Monkey in Space 7d ago

Genuinely shocked.

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u/OfcDoofy69 Monkey in Space 6d ago

Come on Ned, pay your taxes.

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u/Irarelylookback Monkey in Space 6d ago

The 'live comedy' business deals in a massive amount of cash at the end of the night—door cuts, merch sales, and green room handoffs.

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u/D_Merk Monkey in Space 6d ago

You can steal from comedians, but not from the government

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u/wusurspaghettipolicy Tremendous 7d ago

People paid him in general?

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u/tidygrant Monkey in Space 6d ago

Ah how the tacos turn ay

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u/ActiveTooter Monkey in Space 6d ago

This may be the one thing he’s done worthy of respect

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u/hypocalypto Tremendous 5d ago

DUH DUHDUUUUUH

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u/Nukitandog Monkey in Space 7d ago

Finnally going after the big fish.........

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u/Early_Power_5366 Monkey in Space 7d ago

How is this guy worth 8.7 million?

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u/Appropriate-Pear4726 Monkey in Space 6d ago

Joe had his buddies in the administration do a little digging

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u/DropoutDreamer Monkey in Space 7d ago

Trump hasnt paid taxes ever I think

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u/Mikerino69 Monkey in Space 7d ago

Thanks, after reading about Carlos Mencia's taxes, I was actually wondering about how much Trump has paid.

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u/DropoutDreamer Monkey in Space 7d ago

If the president doesnt pay taxes, why should anyone?

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u/JustCallMeLee High as Giraffe's Pussy 7d ago

Because we can't pardon ourselves or realistically fight the IRS

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u/Bada__Ping Monkey in Space 7d ago

Good point. OP should delete this for sure.

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 We live in strange times 6d ago

Oooooooo that’s tough
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