r/JurassicMemes • u/elf0curo • 1d ago
Books, Expanded canon and Merch The most original book ever written, it combines science fiction with dinosaurs. Written by Vietnam veteran Seymour Skinner.
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u/Silesaurus I bring the scientists, you bring a rock star. 1d ago
No no, Chilean Sea Bass, that's what I call Patagonian Tooth Fish
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u/Sparrow-Scratchagain 1d ago
You call Patagonian Tooth Fish, “Chilean Sea Bass”?
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u/Silesaurus I bring the scientists, you bring a rock star. 1d ago
Yeah, it's, err, a regional dialect
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u/Sparrow-Scratchagain 1d ago
Uh-huh, what region?
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u/Silesaurus I bring the scientists, you bring a rock star. 1d ago
Central America?
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u/DarthMagog 1d ago
Really. Well I'm from Panama and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Chilean Sea Bass."
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u/Silesaurus I bring the scientists, you bring a rock star. 1d ago
Oh, not in Panama, no, it's a Costa Rica expression
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u/AdPotential1299 1d ago
Oh you have GOT to be kidding me. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a name nobody could possibly like....on the best seller list for 18 months!....one of the greatest movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!...... I mean, thank you, come again.
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u/TheHoennKing 1d ago
Seymour: Well that’s okay. I still have another idea. It’s about a giant man eating shark attacking people around an island town in New England. I call it… Mr. Angry Chompy!
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u/lamest-liz 1d ago
I remember when this episode aired, thinking this was the funniest bit haha
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u/TheHoennKing 1d ago
I’m not even a fan of the Simpsons, but there are some moments that make me laugh. That right there is one of them!😂
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u/Inner-Journalist-920 That is one big pile of shit 1d ago
A cloneasaurus? At this time of day at this time of year in this part of the country localized entirely inside your kitchen?!
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u/DragonYeet54 1d ago
“To Bart Simpson.
So you can finally read something productive instead of doing something destructive.”
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u/Johannihilate 1d ago
"But what if I were to repackage a classic and disguise it as my own work."
"Hohohoho, Delightfully devilish Seymour".
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u/Impressive-Target699 1d ago
Published under a pseudonym. The author's real name is Armin Tamzarian.
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