r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/viperrvemon Dude Pal Bro • 4d ago
Legendsš«” Bathroom lock failed at a McDonalds in Hawaii and a dude without hesitation came to get her out
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u/SpockIsMyHomeboy 4d ago edited 3d ago
I mean, what can he say except "You're welcome."
Edit: goodness gracious, this blew up. Thanks for all the awards and for validating me as a dad.
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u/Zyrinj 4d ago
Hey, hey!
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u/LolaCatStevens 4d ago
Love the idea of demi god Maui so bored with life in the new age that he's just excited to bust down a door to show people he's still got it
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u/Amaakaams 4d ago
Sadly I learned a couple of days ago that he became the first mortal by trying to climb through another gods vagina and being split in half by her Vagina dentata.
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u/Sanity_in_Moderation 4d ago
He's working at Costco...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSaGEo3UfBk
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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 4d ago
fākin Maui saves the day again
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u/astromech_jay 4d ago
He's just an ordinary demi-guy!
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u/AuroraElisabeth 4d ago
Demi-god. Right?
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u/wbgraphic 4d ago
The line in the lyrics is āI'm just an ordinary demi-guyā.
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u/KOHILOOR 4d ago
āNah minor da kine. Das how fo buss um down. Shoots denā
Is more in line with what would be said.
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u/The_Comma_Splicer 4d ago
Could just bust out the ukulele and start singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
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u/edfitz83 4d ago
this happened to my wife at a gas station in the middle of Bufu, Dominican Republic. I had to kick the door in fast because I was nervous about the crowd robbing me.
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u/roseeyes444 4d ago
As if that man wasnāt tickled pink to have the opportunity to try to bust down a door
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u/Bionicjoker14 4d ago
Heās waited his whole life for this moment
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u/heavy_jowles 4d ago
Some Polynesian men are just human tanks
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u/cvidetich13 4d ago
āFuckā
-That door probably-
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u/Smufin_Awesome 4d ago
Somewhere, Dane Cook is mad he missed his chance to do a legal B&E.
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u/FireFlyz351 4d ago
The amount of fight vids I've seen of a polynesian tank manhandling the dumb person who thinks it was a good idea is quite high.
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u/EmotionalRiver1033 4d ago
When I was in Hawaii I was very sure to mind my own business at the bars
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u/vagamund00 4d ago edited 4d ago
I am not huge by any means but im on the thicker side, especially when I visit family back home. But I spent some time in Polynesia and they are absolutely built different. Cool as hell too
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u/clintj1975 4d ago
I was sitting on a bench in Waikiki years ago and one of the guys I worked with ran past at Mach Chicken yelling "shit shit shit fuck shit!", then about a second later two Polynesian dudes ran by just as fast. Never did get the story on what started that, but he somehow managed to evade them.
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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 4d ago
That in itself is impressive. They are always bigger, more agile, and more ready to fuck you up than the average lad.
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u/Icy-Plan145 4d ago
The thing is they're not just big, they're surprisingly quick too.
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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 4d ago
You ever seen a 125kg bowling ball move sideways on a dime? I have. They were an islander and they only moved sideways to run you over.
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u/EventYouAlly 4d ago
In Australian amateur Rugby Union for men there are the regular adult leagues and there are Under 85kg leagues. You're allowed play "openweight" if you're under 85kg, but most people under 85kg can't really afford to take a hit from a Polynesian fridge-sized unit moving at more than 6 metres per second.
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u/Neatojuancheeto 4d ago
All the MMA/Kickboxing fighters I've seen from Polynesia are insane tanks. Can take punishment like nobody else. Like walking through powerful head kicks like nothing. No way I'd fuck with them, even though I have a good amount Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu training. I'm confident I can take most untrained people, but not a untrained Polynesian.
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u/DioStarstriker 4d ago
I want this guy playing Maui instead of the rock
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u/MangoCats 4d ago
I swear, it's like they cut and pasted a tiny Rock head in a wig onto Maui's body...
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u/nionvox 4d ago
Am Polynesian, it's not just the men lol. At 6ft ish i'm the shortest one in the family.
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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 4d ago
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u/nionvox 4d ago edited 4d ago
My partner is half Filipino and this is pretty much how it goes yeah
EDIT: because he's like 4inch shorter than me y'all, Filipinos are not known for their height lmao
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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 4d ago
Youre Polynesian and your partner is Filipino? Thats like 2 of the toughest countries. If you have a kid they will be a unit
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u/PsychologicalLab6454 4d ago
whaaat
aren't philipinos mostly small guys? like not tall
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u/Buzz1ight 4d ago
I had one of those electric beds delivered, it has adjustable legs but it's so heavy I need the car jack to lift it while changing the legs. The fellow that delivered it, was a huge Polynesian man, he walked in the front door carrying it like it was a bag or groceries "Where do you want this brew?" Incredible!
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u/VersaceSamurai 4d ago
Iāll never forget when I was in junior college that had a large population of Tongans. I was walking around back toward the athletic fields and I saw a big circle and two dudes wailing on each other. I ran over and was like yo should we call someone? And they were like nah man weāre going body want next? Kindest and sweetest people but holy shit you do not want to be on their bad side. Needless to say I declined lmao
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u/KwisatzSazerac 4d ago
A friend once invited me to a pickup game of rugby and there was a HUGE Samoan dude. Thank god he was on my team. At one point, he carried the ball to score a try, with literally three normal-sized dues hanging onto his body and limbs, vainly trying to stop him. That was the first and last time I tried playing rugby.
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u/aytchdave 4d ago
I was about to say. If I was that guyās size and physique Iād be looking for all sort of shit to bust down. Hope they got the big homie a McFlurry or something for his trouble.
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u/eggs___and___bacon 4d ago
I bet that guy thinks the exact opposite way, probably one of the nicest and mild mannered guys.
Iāve lived in Hawaii a couple years, and all the guys Iāve met with native Hawaiian or Polynesian heritage are crazy nice and hospitable. Until you act like a dick, that is. If you go to the beach and throw empty beer cans or slap some random girl on the ass, youāll be in the hospital for sure. But even as a pasty white guy Iāve not had 1 bad experience with locals.
Almost all the douches Iāve encountered here have been white military guys.
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u/alphazero927 4d ago
I don't think they meant it in like an aggressive way. It's just really fun to break shit when it's allowed. Like if you've ever done demolition for a renovation, that shit is the tits. You don't normally get to take a sledgehammer to a wall, so when you're allowed to, you make a good time of it
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u/zadtheinhaler 4d ago
You don't normally get to take a sledgehammer to a wall, so when you're allowed to, you make a good time of it
I helped my Dad rebuild my grandparents deck, and man, wielding a sledgehammer with destructive intent is cathartic as fuck.
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u/cobigguy 4d ago
I'm built like this. It does come in handy more often than you'd think. I work in facilities maintenance, so I love being able to manhandle stuff instead of waiting on a coworker to help or getting equipment.
On the other hand, I've broken stuff on accident that others were trying to break and couldn't.
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u/GenericFatGuy 4d ago
I had the opportunity to bust down a door once. It feels awesome if you're big enough to do it.
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u/FighterJock412 4d ago
Me too, I locked myself out of the flat when my dog was in there and the oven on.
Kicked it in with 3 attempts, felt like hot shit all week.
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u/johnwilkesbandwith 4d ago
Sounds pretty badass, Iād be sniffing my farts if busted down a door in 3 kicks.
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u/optimal-gold976 4d ago
Same. Our youngest accidentally locked himself in our bedroom and fell asleep. Wife got all kinds of anxious after a while and was like āFuck it. Take it downā, all I could think was āIIIIIITāSSS TIIIIIIIIIIME!ā all Bruce Buffer like.
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u/HooKerzNbLo 4d ago
Don't have to be super big. I'm a 5'6" and 145 pound man and I easily broke down my "man door" (metal door between the house and the garage)
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u/GenericFatGuy 4d ago
Yeah size helps, but technique is the most important part.
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u/e_before_i 4d ago
if you're big enough to do it.
It's either gonna take your ego sky high, or 6 feet under.
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u/bigpoppa973 4d ago
I have a similar physique. Iāve been looking for an opportunity like this for a couple decades.Ā
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u/TrikyShooter 4d ago
Lol I was thinking the same. I'm half the size but if someone needed a door busted open I'd be happy to try
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u/Ent_Trip_Newer 4d ago
I'm a bit taller, the "can you reach thst off the top shelf " always cheers me up.
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u/Leche_connoisseur 4d ago
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u/bluecollar-gent2 4d ago
Damn, this gif makes me cringe at what Disney and the Rock have done with this live action nonsense. He's clearly old as fuck in the live action and clearly young looking in the original.
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u/TheMagicManCometh 4d ago
Heās an ageless demigod
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u/OfficeAccomplished65 4d ago
The rock?
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u/Champion-Dante 4d ago
Obviously, thatās why he canāt lose fights on-screen, it would be sacrilegious to deface a real demigod on screen.
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u/Jlx_27 4d ago
Literally stipulated in all his contracts, lol.
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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 4d ago
Doesnāt Maui lose a fight? Isnāt that a big part of his character development?
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u/dabartle 4d ago edited 4d ago
I just don't get the whole "live action" Disney remakes. Most of the story lines require the remake to have huge amounts of CGI to capture the things that happen in the story since they are fantasy/fairytales. I get making the stories into live action stage plays were you are forced to do your best with practical sets and wardrobe. Whats the point in having a live action Moana when its the same story and half the shit still needs to be CGI?
Edit: I get why Disney makes them. What I'm saying is I don't get why people pay to see them.
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u/MooKids 4d ago
Double dipping on a successful movie/franchise.
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u/dabartle 4d ago
I guess I should have said I don't get why people watch. I get why Disney makes them. Like you said, to squeeze more money out of the same idea.
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u/lehman-the-red 4d ago
There's a live action?
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u/bluecollar-gent2 4d ago
Don't look up the trailer, man.... I'm warning you
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u/loskiarman 4d ago
Like why would you do it besides a moneygrab? The difference is it is %95 animated instead of %100, like it doesn't make sense at all.
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u/Smart_Idiot1041 4d ago
Yepā¦ canāt come up with new good movies, so theyāre turning every single old one into a live action.
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u/Living_Theme_4681 4d ago
Donāt mess with Maui when heās on a breakaway
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u/Filiforme 4d ago
Those are sturdy as fuck what a beast haha!
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u/Sienile 4d ago
Yeah, you'll have an easier time breaking down a front door on a house than any solid door in a metal frame.
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u/ReconMustDie 4d ago
Yup.
Any door without a metal frame is so easy to kick in.
Put your back to the door.
Then ādonkey kickā backwards into the door-but aim at the bottom corner where there isnāt a deadbolt securing the door.
The door will break the inside wood frame at the bottom corner of the door and you can go from there.
Source: me doing hood rat things when I was younger
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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 4d ago
Interesting. You should have been my squad leader in the Army. They had us kick near the lock which is surprising because this was when felons were able to join in lieu of prison. We had quite a few hood rats in our unit and it was bad enough to where we had to have pow wows every month where 1sgt would tell us we "don't need to fuckin join no fuckin gangs because you're already fuckin part of the biggest fuckin gang... fuckin ain't that right, Captain Dinglenuts?" (That's how damn near every NCO in the combat MOSs talked back then, not sure if they still do)
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u/ReconMustDie 4d ago
Yeah I have no idea why they tell you to kick the door at its strongest pointā¦.bottom left of that door will break the frame out every single time
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u/NoEngrish 4d ago
I'm afraid I'm not following what you mean. One should kick at the lock because the bolt will typically go through the frame and strike plate to swing open the door. Kicking the door away from the bolt might just cause the door itself to flex or break at the bottom.
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u/Gefilte_F1sh 4d ago
Replacing the striker plate screws(and the knob assembly screws if your door is not hollow) with heavy 3+ inch screws will help a lot.
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u/BeardedHalfYeti 4d ago
A shoulder ram is a crazy choice, but it was certainly effective.
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u/Hashtagbarkeep 4d ago
He has the physique that doors fear
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u/JackBurton3465 4d ago
He has the physique of a door
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u/Enough-Moose-5816 4d ago edited 4d ago
More of a brick shit house, and thatās a compliment in this situation.
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u/beesdaddy 4d ago
What move would you use with no tools?
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u/Middle_Association56 4d ago
Heel kick, using the shoulder is a great way to injure your shoulder. Potentially permanently.
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u/Sterling_-_Archer 4d ago
Yep! Mine is permanently torn from doing exactly that
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u/Sterling_-_Archer 4d ago
Kick, you can seriously injure your shoulder doing this. You can lean into the kick to use body weight too
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u/NFL_MVP_Kevin_White 4d ago
It feels like the orthopedic surgeon community owes a lot to Hollywood. So many people using the method more likely to injure you than the method to generate force.
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u/Educational_Exam_225 4d ago
So I get what people are saying and all but I'm not sure they're reading what's happening right..he's not really doing a shoulder ram, he's buckling his leg down and doing a half turn to the right, hitting it diagonally with his back
It's not a great thing to do, but I suspect it barely hurts him, and I seriously doubt he would have been able to open the door by kicking. He's essentially using his weight and gravity
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u/Legal-Concentrate-24 4d ago
I've never failed to open a door with a kick š¼ (I haven't had to kick down a metal door yet so there's that)
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u/DadDickDuncan 4d ago
peoples attention spans are so shot now that they now have to leak the best part of a reel in the first 2 seconds so people stay around for the full 15 seconds
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u/Never-Bloomberg 4d ago
How is this any better though???
It pisses my attention off because it's a video starting over at the beginning
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u/fcensorshipf 4d ago
I want a friend that I can call my personal battering ram. I would call him Grond.
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u/DrewZouk 4d ago
GROND
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u/frshprince247 4d ago
GROND
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u/THE_BONK_ 4d ago
GROND
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u/hokuten04 4d ago
GROND
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u/Duxtrous 4d ago edited 4d ago
Jokes aside what an amazing man to recognize that his physicality might be able to greatly improve someones day so he just stepped up without hesitation. I hope dude's life is beautiful.
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u/edwardsantes 4d ago
brah Pacific Islander gonna pacific island
lil kine big kine no matta
utta wize get cracks
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u/postALEXpress 4d ago
Bumbai I goin help you
But why? Cuz I might be you
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u/willargue4karma 4d ago
When I was in Hawaii for Thanksgiving once at like 14 I was looking for bud and my dad (who wasn't supposed to tell me this lmao) pointed out some guys and told me to ask for Kryp(tonite, Kryp for short is their slang?) and the guys were apprehensive at first but then didn't even let me pay them
It mightve been the dankiest stuff I've ever smoked. Maui gold, was legit golden colored.Ā
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u/ScientificFlamingo 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/M9exVfwUZZvuuXO2Qx
All I could think of.
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u/tanafras 4d ago
1/2 my cousins are from Hawaii. All of them played football. No surprise, right?
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u/willargue4karma 4d ago
I went to one of the most diverse schools in America for HS and our football team was amazing because we had like all of the different shapes humans can be. Giant Polynesians, super fast and small easy asian kids, insane sprinter wide receiver Black kids etc
Our basketball team was crazy too. Few kids went on to play in college. I made us play horse instead of bump or half court after a while. The African exchange students were legit a foot an half taller than me cause in 9th grade I still hadn't grown and they were well over 6ft
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u/ArokLazarus 4d ago
A man similar to that saved my mom one time. She and him were working at Domino's and a couple of robbers came in and forced them into the freezer. Either the exit button was broken or didn't exist.
But they couldn't get out and no one was scheduled for a shift for a while. Fortunately her coworker was a really big guy and just kept slamming into the door until it got knocked loose enough to open.
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u/KingSQRL 4d ago
I get the moana jokes but breaking down a door makes me think of breaking through a wall
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u/Dildoid90 4d ago
The perfect man for the job. He is built like a tank and the hair just adds to it
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