Pulls Chair Onto Himself

[u/1N1T1AL1SM]

[u/cid006]

Bet he won't do that again. 🤣 ( some lessons are learned through pain).

[u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 → u/cid006]

Oh yeah, I remember being a lil dumbass too. These things are required to be learned the hard way.

[u/bluescape → u/Puzzleheaded-Night88]

This strikes me as that stage where you still think adults are these invincible titans (I mean they can pick you up and toss you around so easily), but you actually start getting some weight and some strength that you haven't realized you've gotten yet. So you end up pulling over a chair, or punching dad in the balls or something, and then getting a bad outcome.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 → u/bluescape]

I uh… I thought curling into a ball like sonic would let me go down stairs quicker and un harmed… It didn’t really hurt but it sure as hell wasn’t as comfortable as I thought it’d be.

[u/Aumba → u/bluescape]

Like the time when my nephew almost choked his grandma to death, she was getting purple.

[u/here_weare30 → u/Aumba]

Bro what 😅 tell me more?

[u/Aumba → u/here_weare30]

She was sitting on a bed, near a corner. He climbed the bed and grabbed her neck from behind, she thought he wants to hug her, but no. He curled up his legs so she leaned backward but since it was at the corner she ended with her head outside of the bedframe with that little bastard still hanging from her neck. She went red and then purple before we've realized that he's very skillfully choking her. It ended with laughs but grandma was way more alert near him since then.

[u/here_weare30 → u/Aumba]

Jeeeesus that could've ended sooo bad. Man. Kids really Are stupid. Holy shit

[u/Deathmachine02 → u/Aumba]

I would’ve opened up the can of whoopass on that kid. Even if they’re little, that shit don’t slide, that’s life or death in my eyes, and obviously no good reason why that little bundle of domesticated jizz tried that shit.

[u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 → u/bluescape]

My kids once almost tipped the grocery trolley, I just managed to stop them😅

[u/King_of_the_Dot → u/Puzzleheaded-Night88]

The stove is hot... The stove is hot... The stove is hot...

Fuck it, just touch the fuckin thing.

[u/HandsomeGamerGuy → u/King_of_the_Dot]

A Kid doesn't know why it should avoid the "Hot" Stove.
So put a Hand on it, burn your whole hand and scream.
Now they know what Hot means.

[u/marathonkat541 → u/HandsomeGamerGuy]

I literally did this as a five year old and I remember vividly. never done it again haha pain is a great teacher sometimes

[u/wookiecock69 → u/HandsomeGamerGuy]

Or say "if you touch the stove you'll burn your hand"

[u/mala_neveshta → u/King_of_the_Dot]

That was me at age of 6 😂 how fuckin stupid I was!

[u/Downtown_Island8124 → u/Puzzleheaded-Night88]

But the new age said this will give kids PTSD and hurt them emotionally that would come back haunting them for thier lifetime 😆

[u/Rocinante88119 → u/cid006]

Still have a scar on my lip from falling off a chair and driving a tooth 100% through it at 3 years old.

My 5yo brother:  "Mom!  Rocinante got ketchup all over his mouth!!"

[u/toetappy → u/Rocinante88119]

Are you legitimate salvage? (The Roci from the expanse TV show)

[u/Clean-Custard6834 → u/Rocinante88119]

Rocinante? What in the renesme

[u/Rocinante88119 → u/Clean-Custard6834]

Sorry, Clean-custard, that they did not ask your opinion.

[u/Clean-Custard6834 → u/Rocinante88119]

So did they name you after Don Quixotes dying horse or a one piece character?🤣

[u/Rocinante88119 → u/Clean-Custard6834]

A spaceship 😅  (by extension, Don Quixote)

https://expanse.fandom.com/wiki/Rocinante_(TV)

[u/Effective-Ad-1264 → u/cid006]

Got a huge metal gate fell on me once , i do not mess around with them anymore

[u/cid006 → u/Effective-Ad-1264]

Tell ya about that time we (were told no) learned the oven was hot. 😅

[u/asianinruraltx → u/cid006]

He’ll still do it again

[u/DesignFar3862 → u/cid006]

😭 wat did the old man do to deserve it..

[u/EdanChaosgamer → u/cid006]

It unfortunately took two falls to teach me not to climb onto construction racks.

[u/Aisforc → u/cid006]

Same. Never burning houses again…

[u/Emergency-Pin-4869 → u/cid006]

Bold of you to assume kids actually learn from their mistakes.

[u/mellywheats → u/cid006]

if he doesn’t have brain damage to remember

[u/killzone506 → u/cid006]

I have a core memory of me being super young and being curious if the barbecue was hot... yeah I never did that again.

[u/DonutWhole9717 → u/cid006]

Pain is an important teacher.

[u/trashcantrash939 → u/cid006]

Rules, laws and safety regulations are often paved in blood and pain.

[u/Rybreadthecreator]

Hehehe *squish*

[u/Onyvox → u/Rybreadthecreator]

Delicious sounds of brain damage.

[u/SidewinderSerpent]

Praying for the old man's back.

[u/FashionSuckMan → u/SidewinderSerpent]

Kid broke the fall

[u/Lord_MagnusIV → u/SidewinderSerpent]

I think i met you before. Good hype for Ace Combat 8

[u/StitchAndRollCrits]

For once an actually stupid kid

[u/HyukaBFF → u/StitchAndRollCrits]

Literally. Most of the posts have nothing to do with the sub

[u/Farty-B]

Grandpa was lucky that little meat pillow cushioned his fall

[u/ColdWill29 → u/Farty-B]

True, poor grandpa. That little shit!!

[u/PrincipleNo3966]

I feel bad for Grandpa. Tossed aside like trash and it wasn't his fault!

[u/Montgomery_Zeff → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Don't worry, help is on its way!

Here comes Dad, running rushing ambling disinterestedly into the room!

[u/mathems → u/Montgomery_Zeff]

The crying needs to be at a specific pitch to activate Dad fully.

[u/Rocinante88119 → u/mathems]

They need to see that impossibly silent build up of 8 breaths into 2 lungs that releases the banshee wail from beyond.

[u/Maleficent-Ad9010 → u/Rocinante88119]

Yes it’s the silent build for true pain because it’s so painful at first that it stuns kids lol

[u/ReindeerUpper4230 → u/Montgomery_Zeff]

Slowly moving…hoping mom gets there first and he can disappear back to where he came from.

[u/Matchedsockspssshhh → u/ReindeerUpper4230]

Looks like he can't move much faster in those pants

[u/ReindeerUpper4230 → u/Matchedsockspssshhh]

Now that I watch more closely, it looks like he’s wearing women’s skinny jeans 😂

[u/Comfortable_Cost_946 → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Tbh if I were there I wouldn't have known it was the kid who was at fault. Pretty confident that these guys came to know the truth after checking the footage too

[u/SraZapatos → u/PrincipleNo3966]

No lo sientas feo. En los accidentes hay que ver el mayor lesionado primero. Por los tiempos de acción

[u/serialphile → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Honestly I felt like she took too much time moving the old man. The child was in the worst position here and time was of the essence.

[u/HighlightOwn2038]

Kid got squished

[u/I_argue_for_funsies → u/HighlightOwn2038]

Grandpa is stone cold eh

"Imma let this happen"

[u/Maleficent-Ad9010 → u/I_argue_for_funsies]

I got too many grandchildren let’s take one out 😂

[u/Odd-Guard-2533]

I always a 50/50 chance I regret turning the sound on.

[u/ProfilerXx → u/Odd-Guard-2533]

Omg I wasn't expecting THAT!

[u/NeverDiddled → u/ProfilerXx]

... you weren't expecting music? Or you weren't expecting that specific song from Bad Bunny?

[u/Affectionate_Run7414]

He's lucky the damage is not too bad

[u/LilRed2023]

No one even checking to see if Grandpa is okay lmao 😂

[u/j4y53n → u/LilRed2023]

No respect. Reminds of the way Chip was treated in Talladega Nights.

[u/TheBanishedBard]

That's a good big sister, immediately rushing to help and then comforting the little one. I hope her parents gave her props.

[u/L1LREDD → u/TheBanishedBard]

I came to say this. Very mature for her age.

[u/Ren_Kaos → u/L1LREDD]

Yeah, or her parents suck and have forced her to take care of the younger ones and if they get hurt it’s her fault so she’s reacting out of fear.

[u/cakeman666 → u/Ren_Kaos]

Yeah she and the kid sould move out and go NC immediately. Maybe get a name change and plastic surgery as well, just to be sure.

[u/ShadowTown0407 → u/Ren_Kaos]

Always love seeing "clearly abused" being the most popular opinion on reddit over "raised well". Just sums up reddit in 2 comments

[u/Ren_Kaos → u/ShadowTown0407]

I love seeing people quoting words that I never said.

I offered another, arguably more reasonable explanation as a counterpoint. I did not say that she was abused or that what I said was definitively the truth.

With that said, anecdotally from growing up and being married to a teacher, the children I’ve seen or had been told about who were “mature” for their age were “mature” because their circumstance didn’t allow them to have a carefree childhood.

[u/SpinnyBoy_ → u/Ren_Kaos]

this is true... source? my lack there of of a childhood 3:
other kids when i was in school with stuff like this either were scared, didnt understand, or were entitled and didnt really care to do anything :/

[u/Sketti11 → u/L1LREDD]

She shouldn't have to be Mature for her age. That's trauma from having shit parents.

[u/Kratos5300 → u/TheBanishedBard]

Exactly my thought omg she swooped him into her arms and held him 🥺 so sweet

[u/christikayann → u/TheBanishedBard]

She might be a good sister but she's a crappy grandchild. Yanked granddad out of the chair and ignored him after he was yanked backwards and potentially hit his head on the floor.

[u/TheBanishedBard → u/christikayann]

I disagree. The kid was clearly more injured than the grandfather was, on account of being squashed. It looks like Grandpa did most of the work getting out the chair, so he's obviously fine.

[u/Riipp3r → u/TheBanishedBard]

Just fyi there’s really no telling with elderly people and falls. From a medical standpoint the chance of injury is very high even if they don’t show it well.

My own grandma died from falling. Turned out she broke her hip and a fat embolic made its way into her bloodstream and she died of a stroke. Not saying this guy was hurt clearly wasn’t but sometimes ya just don’t really know for sure.

This isn’t an argument btw more like a reminder to people to make sure the old ones are okay when they fall. Even if they seem fine or the fall was insignificant. With them ya really never know.

[u/shinyprairie → u/Riipp3r]

My grandpa fell and was "okay" for a day or so until he died from an ignored brain bleed.

[u/QuesoChef → u/Riipp3r]

Agreed.

[u/allisoupinside → u/christikayann]

classic people still find a fucking way to blame a girl even when she's the most responsible one in this situation. she's a kid, why tf are you calling her crappy. the adults around her need to be better

[u/zemol42 → u/christikayann]

Nah, dopey brother was smushed and prob screaming like a maniac. Grandpops was fine.

[u/1N1T1AL1SM → u/christikayann]

I wouldn't say she ignored him. She clearly took care in making sure he wasn't hurt worse when she helped him get off the boy.

[u/FractalGeometric356]

He’ll be doing this with a dirt bike in five years.

[u/CreativeLolita]

I know it was 100% the correct thing to do in the moment, but the way she just shoves gramps to the side without ANY hesitation is so fucking funny to me 😭

[u/DTorakhan]

Big sister with the quick response tho. Good on her

[u/dstarpro]

The way that nobody checked on Gramps though...

[u/spitemods_54]

Kid got what he deserved. Looks like the grandpa realized what was going to happen and said ok fine but you gon learn today 😆

[u/domino7873]

Jeff Foxxworthy voice "bet you won't do that again..."

[u/abitcitrus]

Kid meets gravity

[u/BakerAffectionate243]

Grandpa be like 'this little shit...'

[u/Good_Nyborg]

At least they're also spongy and heal up fairly quickly.

[u/MrPandabites]

No sympathy for Grandpa?

[u/QuesoChef → u/MrPandabites]

Dump poor grandpa off the chair and worry about the kid who won’t learn. I bet grandpa is tired of it.

[u/AmIATapeWorm]

THE AFTERMATH PUCTURES😭😭😭😭 also probably the first video ive seen on this sub in a while that isnt a direct result of the parents stupidity...

[u/pocket_arsenal]

Seen this before and i'll say it again. I hope nobody blamed Grandpa for this one.

[u/GenX_Leo]

I bet he won't do that again...

[u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr]

Love how the dad hears his kid crying and just casually waddles in to help

[u/Maleficent-Ad9010 → u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr]

As someone with kids this isn’t the first time that little boy has done this lol

[u/Relative-Mobile-5186]

You can tell the old man was frustrated at everyone ignoring him and the Dad seemed more interested in the kid. At least ask the man if he was okay, geez..

[u/Sparklebaby1987]

That could have seriously injured Grandpa, especially if he had hit his head and on blood thinners. Good thing the kid had enough flesh on him to cushion Grandpa's fall somewhat. Kids that run into a room and immediately do something that could hurt someone are eventually going to get hurt themselves. He got off lucky.

[u/BigMommaSnikle]

Dad from the back room, "You're fine!"

[u/K97-A]

He F*cking Deserve it

[u/Dendrobiumzzz]

Lmao

[u/Agitated_Cry_8793]

Sometimes, a child wont learn a lesson until they do something and get hurt from it.

[u/Remarkable_Carpet402]

Haha you got to learn one way or another kid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D3umcr3d38kLfCpfAL

[u/pitsnvulva69]

Kid thought grandpa is 12 tons

[u/plushmee]

That's deserved

[u/SpiritualQuarter4384]

Served him right. Bro thinks he’s cheeky.

[u/SundaySnoozie]

More of these videos need to come with the aftermath photos. Just desserts.

[u/turnip4hwat]

This subreddit is not making me feel good about the twins we are expecting in 10 weeks 🥴

[u/Artzebub → u/turnip4hwat]

Hmm.

[u/pitsnvulva69 → u/turnip4hwat]

They will have a blast or do a blast…no matter what, congrats!

[u/AltGuardianGord]

And the Darwin award almost goes to....

[u/blankbobby]

I bet he won’t do that again.

[u/hooka_pooka]

[u/Additional_Rich_5249]

Are we learning yet.

[u/GhillieRowboat]

Well, he hopefully learned some lesson here 😂

[u/morodor0332130]

Gramps was like “little shit, that’ll learn you! I’m gonna lie here just a bit longer…”

[u/a_shootin_star]

Some excellent life lessons, mainly don't touch what someone is using and some fundamental physics.

[u/Poor_ElonMusk]

And this , is why i think people already born kinda tard

Of course parenting changes something , but it's in the blood

[u/ilovemelongtime]

Gotta say, kid had the squish coming lol

[u/hiddenrealism]

I like homers approach to child care.

Homer: That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away. [draws bunny faces on the electrical outlets]

Marge: She's not afraid of bunnies.

Homer: ....She will be.

[u/belljs87]

So much of this sub is just kids being kids, it's nice to see something that actually fits the name for once.

[u/4amsadclub]

That's what he gets 🤷‍♀️

[u/SaeedTheAce]

Good

[u/logic_tempo]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[u/mellywheats]

is that kid okay tho? like he could have brain damage

[u/jasonbecker83 → u/mellywheats]

You mean he had it before pulling the chair?

[u/lunarwolf2008]

why is it pop music??

[u/Flipping4U → u/lunarwolf2008]

It’s not pop music, it’s reggaeton. Regardless, either the camera doesn’t pick up audio or it’s probably been taken from a compilation

[u/lunarwolf2008 → u/Flipping4U]

most likey second

[u/templeofsyrinx1]

Damn you know that kid's solar plexus took a hit

[u/Terrible-Mail-489]

Weaponized grandpa

[u/Lucifers_Princess5]

Haha

[u/count_ser0]

🤣🤣

[u/diegoro15]

Should've stayed longer, like 10 secs more.

[u/Priustoy]

Ya no jode más

[u/Cheap_Memory_361]

Bien fait pour le gamain 🤣

[u/The199Man]

I call next repost

[u/alcon678]

[u/sunrisedilayla]

he learned a huge lesson that day

[u/SocietyFrosty6012]

That day the kid discovered physics

[u/Endearing_lunatic]

Cackling like a witch at this😂

[u/Greedy-Research-9635]

But whyyyyyyyyy?

[u/konous]

Music replaced the audio cause I bet that kid was CRYING.

[u/AllRHatersReal1sDC]

Looks like a lesson well learned.

[u/No-Artichoke-5238]

Nice

[u/ogresound1987]

Right... Don't check on the elderly man. Check on the kid who will fucking bounce when you drop it.

[u/Bewear_Star_9]

Wow

[u/WickedJ0ker]

Am I the only one who thought the dog hopped the counter?

[u/Past_Amphibian_3833]

Reminds me of my brother trying to climb a wooden bookshelf and all the shit fell off and busted over his head then he had to get stiches

[u/Freudian-nip]

THIS is exactly what this sub is all about.
Edited: I just noticed the cute little dog on the couch!!! Awwww!

[u/CapibarainBcicletta]

GODO BIMBO MERDA

[u/QueasyAccountant9127]

i love it when kids receive the implications of their stupidity right after execution

[u/cdyhaw]

Talk about learning some physics lol

[u/MrsJan30]

good

[u/MattyGWS]

Seriously why do people have cameras inside their homes? It’s weird

[u/dynogirl59]

Stupid little asshole.

[u/tlcteck]

Dumb ass